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2019-11-01 Terror Networks
Kurdish general reveals details about who sold Baghdadi out to US
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Posted by Fred 2019-11-01 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11138 views ]  Top
 File under: Islamic State 

#1  Nick o' time. Well done.
Posted by Lex 2019-11-01 01:03||   2019-11-01 01:03|| Front Page Top

#2 Please. The suspense is killing me. How did Mahmoud get the blood samples ? Was Baghdadi his Baghdaddy ? How ?!
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 04:17||   2019-11-01 04:17|| Front Page Top

#3 ^ Slapped a horsefly for him, out by the pool?
Posted by Glomock Clons4811 2019-11-01 04:24||   2019-11-01 04:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Success has many fathers, but failure is always an orphan.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-11-01 04:25||   2019-11-01 04:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Glomock may be on to something. Why didn't I think of that ? Hmmm...

SLAPP !

"Hunhh ? You slapped my arm ?!"

KER-CHAK - KLICKETTY KLACK - SSSHHK - WHIZZ
[everybody racks their slides and unsheathes]

"Stop stop stop ! I was just killing a fly. It bit the Khaliph, see ? See ?"

"Hmmm..." "Uhh.." "Hmm..." "...Ehh !"
[everybody goes back to business, muttering about dengue and typhoid and climate change]

Yupp. Could work.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 04:51||   2019-11-01 04:51|| Front Page Top

#6  the spy reportedly managed to smuggle al-Baghdadi’s blood samples and underwear for a DNA test

Why do I doubt that the fluid in question was blood?
Posted by SteveS 2019-11-01 05:05||   2019-11-01 05:05|| Front Page Top

#7 Aaah... the other theory.

[ Young man running through Idlib with a full mouth, trying not to swallow, eyes watering. Reaches white CAG van with lab coats in it]

"Here, spit it into ze cup."

"Bluwrhughh !"

[Lab-coats test it, shake his hand]

"You, my friend have just delivered a $25 million blow job ! Congratulations young man !"
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 05:46||   2019-11-01 05:46|| Front Page Top

#8 /\ Please see me after class, just for a few minutes.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-11-01 07:33||   2019-11-01 07:33|| Front Page Top

#9 Too much info, Dron!
Posted by Raj 2019-11-01 08:04||   2019-11-01 08:04|| Front Page Top

#10 Dron, you're killing us!
You need to record this and put it on YouTube. Better than SouthPark.
Posted by Lex 2019-11-01 11:46||   2019-11-01 11:46|| Front Page Top

#11  😁
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 11:54||   2019-11-01 11:54|| Front Page Top

#12 Episode #1 of Dron Park: "A $25m BJ, or The Mohammedan Ganymede"
Posted by Lex 2019-11-01 11:58||   2019-11-01 11:58|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ I'm cereal.
Posted by Lex 2019-11-01 11:59||   2019-11-01 11:59|| Front Page Top

#14 Please see me after class, just for a few minutes

Exactly what my Irish headmaster used to say in school ! Brother Gaffney, God bless him.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 11:59||   2019-11-01 11:59|| Front Page Top

#15 Had to look up SouthPark. Maybe I should write a funny book when I'm not doing anything. It'll keep me in good spirits too. Aaah... Rantburg's enough.

the "official" who betrayed al-Baghdadi did so out of a desire for revenge against both ISIS* and its leader after allegedly losing hope in the group’s "future".

Leads me to believe more and more that the Hazimite faction had something to do with it.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 12:08||   2019-11-01 12:08|| Front Page Top

#16 Isn't it usually the Grand Vizier who does in the Caliph?
Posted by Fred 2019-11-01 17:16||   2019-11-01 17:16|| Front Page Top

#17 Do they have a grand vizier/wazir ? I think daesh caliphate is more on the lines of the rashidun, who kept six expendable advisors and no wazir.
Posted by Dron66046 2019-11-01 18:38||   2019-11-01 18:38|| Front Page Top

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