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2022-07-22 India-Pakistan

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Posted by Fred 2022-07-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [17 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Pakistain Proxies

#1 Thank Gawd for a bunch of Mahmuds. The weasel, remember? Some sell out to us, some are actually just afraid their wards are too incompetent to get away with it.

There was this old lady who called up to inquire once, what the punishment would be for helping some fools cross over with bombs and stuff. Because her son was involved in something like it.

The station officer, a bright chap, said, "Why, nothing! We'll just slap this silliness out of him an' send 'im home, lady."

She gave them the details of their plan and they caught a truck full of grenades, ammo, walkies, cells, IED making stuff...

And they did send the stupid bastard home, but with the fright of his life.

Posted by Dron66046 2022-07-22 02:49|| 2022-07-22 02:49|| Front Page Top

#2 "Why, nothing!

Cashless bail

Posted by Skidmark 2022-07-22 05:51|| 2022-07-22 05:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Mahmoud the Weasel has a large family in need of braces, piano lessons, and dowries (or bride prices). Once he reached the age to dandle grandkiddies in his knee, he passed the trade on to his sons, sons-in-law, and nephews, all of whom were notable for their large ears and sensitive hearing.

I’m very glad to know he and they are not a figment of my imagination.

That loving mother is precious. May there be many more like her in the years to come.

Posted by trailing wife 2022-07-22 21:43|| 2022-07-22 21:43|| Front Page Top

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