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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Gates: Buy stamps to send e-mail
Proposed alternate title: Bill Gates proposal has same effect as e-Viagra for bureaucracies around the world
If the U.S. Postal Service delivered mail for free, our mailboxes would surely runneth over with more credit-card offers, sweepstakes entries, and supermarket fliers.
Isn’t that what happens now? My ratio of actual mail to unsolicited junk mail is about 25 to 1.
That’s why we get so much junk e-mail: It’s essentially free to send. So Microsoft Corp. chairman Bill Gates, among others, is now suggesting that we start buying "stamps" for e-mail.
....and free to delete as well. Its called a ’filter’ Bill, give a call to your Microsoft Outlook developers, they can tell you all about it. You’ll probably get voicemail as they are busy fixing a host of bugs that allow viruses in to take over my desktop, but that’s ok.
Many Internet analysts worry, though, that turning e-mail into an economic commodity would undermine its value in democratizing communication. But let’s start with the math: At perhaps a penny or less per item, e-mail postage wouldn’t significantly dent the pocketbooks of people who send only a few messages a day.
...its a penny today, by the time my kids go to college in 10 years, anyone want to guess what it will cost then? why, "its only a penny...." the mating cry of do gooders everywhere
Not so for spammers who mail millions at a time. Though postage proposals have been in limited discussion for years -- a team at Microsoft Research has been at it since 2001 -- Gates gave the idea a lift in January at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland.
black helicopter followers , bildeburger theorists, jump on this one fast you guys. David Icke, call your office!
Details came last week as part of Microsoft’s anti-spam strategy.
apparently, Microsofts strategy doesnt say "fix the freaking OS in the first place"
Instead of paying a penny, the sender would "buy" postage by devoting maybe 10 seconds of computing time to solving a math puzzle. The exercise would merely serve as proof of the sender’s good faith.
ooohhhhhh suuuuuuure it will....
Time is money, and spammers would presumably have to buy many more machines to solve enough puzzles. The open-source software Hashcash, available since about 1997, takes a similar approach and has been incorporated into other spam-fighting tools including Camram and Spam Assassin. Meanwhile, Goodmail Systems Inc. has been in touch with Yahoo! Inc. and other e-mail providers about using cash. Goodmail envisions charging bulk mailers a penny a message to bypass spam filters and avoid being incorrectly tossed as junk. That all sounds good for curbing spam, but what if it kills the e-mail you want as well?
oh well, what was that Lenin said about making omlettes? I forget....
Consider how simple and inexpensive it is today to e-mail a friend, relative, or even a city-hall bureaucrat.
uh, yeah, thats why WE LIKE IT
It’s nice not to have to calculate whether greeting grandma is worth a cent.
its also nice not waiting a fortnight to send a piece of paper down the street!
And what of the communities now tied together through e-mail -- hundreds of cancer survivors sharing tips on coping; dozens of parents coordinating soccer schedules? Those pennies add up.
and gosh if we make it a dime, well hell thats starts being real money. think of the good we could do with that. and heck, its only a dime, think of the children....
"It detracts from your ability to speak and to state your opinions to large groups of people," said David Farber, a veteran technologist who runs a mailing list with more than 20,000 subscribers. "It changes the whole complexion of the net."
He says that like its a bad thing doesnt he? who does he think he is?
Goodmail chief executive Richard Gingras said individuals might get to send a limited number for free, while mailing lists and nonprofit organizations might get price breaks.
as long as you bow down before the proper entity, you will be taken care of, I’m sure of it.
But at what threshold would e-mail cease to be free? At what point might a mailing list be big or commercial enough to pay full rates? Goodmail has no price list yet, so Gingras couldn’t say. Vint Cerf, one of the Internet’s founding fathers, said spammers are bound to exploit any free allotments.
He Heap Big Smart Mammal. Me Like Him.
"The spammers will probably just keep changing their mailbox names," Cerf said. "I continue to be impressed by the agility of spammers." And who gets the payments? How do you build and pay for a system to track all this? How do you keep such a system from becoming a target for hacking and scams? The proposals are also largely U.S.-centric, and even with seamless currency conversion, paying even a token amount would be burdensome for the developing world, said John Patrick, former vice president of Internet technology at IBM Corp.
My solution? S&H green stamps.
"We have to think of not only, let’s say, the relatively well-off half billion people using e-mail today, but the 5 or 6 billion who aren’t using it yet but who soon will be," Patrick said.
A surprisingly high number of them will also appear to have relatives in jail in Nigeria.
Some proposals even allow recipients to set their own rates.
I do that already, its called ZERO.
A college student might accept e-mail with a one-cent stamp; a busy chief executive might demand a dollar.
Ok, now this is nonsense. Information is a two way street. Imagine how effective your cellphone would be if you charged your caller for every call they made to you.
"In the regular marketplace, when you have something so fast and efficient that everyone wants it, the price goes up," said Sonia Arrison of the Pacific Research Institute, a think tank that favors market-based approaches. To think the Internet can shatter class distinctions that exist offline is "living in Fantasyland," Arrison said. Nonetheless, it will be tough to persuade people to pay -- in cash or computing time that delays mail -- for something they are used to getting for free. Critics of postage see more promise in other approaches, including technology to better verify e-mail senders and lawsuits to drive the big spammers out of business. "Back in the early ’90s, there were e-mail systems that charged you 10 cents a message," said John Levine, an anti-spam advocate. "And they are all dead."
Please tell that to the aforementioned Sonia Arrison of the Pacific Research Institute.

I watched the movie "You've Got Mail" a few weeks ago. At the time it was made it was believable, and it wasn't made that long ago. Even though Mr. Gates sounds like he's looking for a way to make some money from it, I think it's a problem that'll go away nearly as abruptly as it erupted. The solution could well be legal: every piece of spam points to a website, every website has an owner, and an attentive government would shut down the relatively limited number of V1@gra peddlers and unacredited diploma mills if it really wanted to. Another method's technology. I use Spam Assassin now, and there seem to be only two major methods used that get around it, one of which is pretty easily overcome if somebody has the programming time to devote to it. I receive entirely too much spam — I spend a lot more time on controlling it than I do on reading the real mail I get, which isn't right. I don't want to spend additional time administering a pay-per-mail system and sending a rake-off to Bill Gates or the government.

Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 6:38:06 PM || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:

#1  How do you keep such a system from becoming a target for hacking and scams?
Don't ask Bill Gates. He hasn't yet figured out how to protect the present systems.
Posted by: GK || 03/05/2004 19:15 Comments || Top||

#2  fone shude be free to
Posted by: HalfEmpty || 03/05/2004 19:29 Comments || Top||

#3  Instead of paying a penny, the sender would "buy" postage by devoting maybe 10 seconds of computing time to solving a math puzzle.
that is the stupider thing i ever herd and will cost very valuble time. i see chainey all over this. i agree with you half and bong should be free to.
Posted by: muck4doo || 03/05/2004 19:42 Comments || Top||

#4  One problem with the proposal is that the latest internet worms set up the infected PC as a zombie spam server. Would like it if you became infected by one of these beasties and it sent out several thousand emails on your account before you could cleanse yourself of it? That could get rather expensive -- and that is just the current state in the spam wars.
Posted by: Bill || 03/05/2004 19:56 Comments || Top||

#5  If I could bill Microsoft a buck for every junk email I find in my in-box, I guarantee the ladies and gents would find a way to stop spam YESTERDAY.
Posted by: Garrison || 03/05/2004 20:07 Comments || Top||

#6  Hmmm... Arrison strikes me as a classic marketeer. Hey, it can work - if you peddle it right... Who'd a thunk it? If, 25 yrs ago, someone had told you they were gonna make a huge friggin' fortune selling bottled water - what would you have said?

[rant]
We have (at least) 2 issues at play here:

1) Paying for email. This is the true killer app that made the Internet - it is the jugular. I suggest to Gates, et al, that they are spitting in the wind to advocate charging for something that has been free (ignoring, at this point, all of the costs of being connected; machine, ISP, etc.) since its inception. The answer isn't to punish regular users - it's to punish the abusers. Now bringing the costs back into the point, just as with tele-marketing BS - we pay for our connection and should NOT have to put up with assholes abusing it, much less pay extra to keep them at bay or keep them from slowing the entire system down by flooding it with total fucking crap. "Abuse" your legislators about their failure to stomp the shit out of Internet abusers, if you want to stop the BS effectively. Hang judges that can't grasp this simple concept: it's OUR connection. spammers and tele-marketers have no "right" to use it. Period.

2) What OS developers fail to provide, in the opinions of some people...

a) I find it amusing to read criticisms of MS* regards the innumerable functions some users believe, for reasons that I can't quite wrap my mind around, their OS should do that it doesn't do now. There is a concept (Actually it's a misconception, IMHO.) at work here that I strenuously object to: do everything for me - for a pittance. Yes, a pittance - your OS didn't cost you much, relative to the rest of the s/w and h/w and fees required to be connected. This reminds me of the view of Gov't in the minds of the LLL crowd... Same flawed absurd presumptions at work.

b) What you believe is an obvious need / missing function is, if you think about it rationally and a significant number of other users agree with you, an obvious business opportunity - a niche market that the evil M$ must've missed. Duh. I'm glad that they're not the omniscient evil-doers (Can you say chainney? I knew you could.) they are portrayed to be... I predict the RMFM** OS is some way off.

c) No program is perfect. Period. Ever. Every program has bugs. No program can do everything. Infinte Functionality = Infinite Code = Infinite Cost. Doh! Windows is well over a million (last I heard was 1.45M+) lines of code. Can you even program your VCR? If so, you just may be the exception - a semi-Geek, congratulations. But does anyone anywhere actually believe that they could write a million lines (or less... how about just 1000 lines?) of perfect never-fail does-everything code?

Rhetorical Summary:
Do any of us really appreciate just how many levels of shoulders we all stand upon just to read RB?

I sure do. How about you? When's the last time you actually thought to appreciate all of the technical largesse at your fingertips - and the pittance it actually costs you to employ it? To fail to do so is actually the hallmark of Arabs... "Yeah, so what? What have you done for me lately? Okay, what about today? Okay, what about the last 5 minutes?" F**kin Duh, people.

A little perspective can go a long way: that subscription to DDGirls costs more.

* Of course all Non-Microsoft OS's are perfect and provide all of the desired functions and never, ever, have problems or fail to anticipate and please all users. Where, pray tell, can I get a copy of the Wet Dream OS? It should be free, of course. Uh, um, yeah, right... wotta load. You write it, I'm bizzy.

** RMFM: Read My Fucking Mind

[/rant]
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:17 Comments || Top||

#7  It's called a ’filter’ Bill, give a call to your Microsoft Outlook developers, they can tell you all about it.

I wouldn't bet on that.

The solution to spam is simple: the death penalty. I'm only half kidding; I emptied my junk folder Wednesday morning, and again this evening. In the day and a half in between, SpamAssassin had caught over 1,000 pieces of junk.

Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/05/2004 21:27 Comments || Top||

#8  Dump the problem on Al Gore. It's his fault. He invented the Internet. Make him fix it. Chainey had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/05/2004 21:54 Comments || Top||

#9  So what's the source of this missive? It just links back to Rantburg.

Especially since it lacks a defined source, this smacks of urban legend to me. I think I've heard this somewhere before.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 22:09 Comments || Top||

#10  BTW, along the lines of my post, when was the last time you folks hit the RB tip jar? Hard enough to make it sing? Fred has written the best blogging software on the Internet, hands down, and lets us all use it on the Honor System - bearing the shortfall himself...

Fred - Lol! I'll toss in another $50 for some custom article sorts, such as articles with most recent comments first, etc. Whaddya say? True personalization... I'll leave cookies on and my IP addy is, oh - nevermind - you already know, heh heh... $75? *snicker* ;->
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 22:24 Comments || Top||

#11  source: CNN
Americas One stop shopping center for Urban legends

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/03/05/spam.charge.ap/index.html

While I dont care myself for microsoft, I can understand why many people like other alternatives, like one little feature that I really like in Linux OS distros - THEY GIVE ME THE SOURCE CODE SO I CAN FIX IT MYSELF, IF NEED BE.

and they dont hit me for 200 bucks for each and every desktop in my house every 2 years.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 22:53 Comments || Top||

#12  Brave, Anonymous. So let's summarize your post in rounder terms...

1) Your time and effort are worth less than the evil M$ code.

2) You don't make mistakes.

3) You have a team of people constantly upgrading and maintaining your custom kernal.

Cool! Knock yourself out. Don't let M$ ever get another penney - that's how you vote in the Capitalist Maketplace.

Can everyone here send you their kernal mods wish list? Will you charge them for the work? Just wondering...
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 23:29 Comments || Top||

#13  Grrr... I programmed myself into a corner on the article/comment sort thing. I haven't added it because of the amount of code I'll have to tear out and rebuild...

Lemme see what I can do.
Posted by: Fred || 03/06/2004 0:06 Comments || Top||

#14  Boy oh boy do I understand! Been there / done that myownself - more times than I wanna admit to.

IMHO, what this means, of course, is a nice slow modularization process so that nothing is changed except that 75% + of every script is included code. Then, I'll wager, it will be a shitload easier to make such changes and avoid the corners! I know, I know, you've been there / done that too, I'm sure!

I have an app I wrote for Aramco in ASP with 230 main-dir scripts and 134 include files! - I had to stop after about 5 months into it and do exactly what I'm suggesting! Heh!

I'll still hit the tip jar regularly - whether you find the time or not. RB is awesome and feels like home. Thanx for letting me visit!
Posted by: .com || 03/06/2004 0:27 Comments || Top||


Oral sex is alibi in fatal crash
We never saw this on "Columbo"...
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. — A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash said she could not have been behind the wheel because she was performing a sex act on the driver.
Okay! Not guilty! Need a ride home, hon?
Heather Specyalski, 33, was charged with second-degree manslaughter in the 1999 crash that killed businessman Neil Esposito. Prosecutors allege that she was driving Esposito’s Mercedes-Benz convertible when it veered off the road and hit several trees.
Neat trick. Was she using a periscope?
Specyalski said that Esposito was driving and that she was performing oral sex on him, said her attorney, Jeremiah Donovan. He noted that Esposito’s pants were down when he was thrown from the car.
I’ll bet Ted Kennedy’s kicking himself in the ass that he didn’t think of this one about thirty years ago. "I was...ahhhhhmmmm...getting a beanah! Therefore, I am...ahhhhmmmmm... innocent!
Superior Court Judge Robert L. Holzberg ruled Tuesday that Specyalski could proceed with the defense, despite objections by the prosecutor.
Looks like Judge Holzberg wants to be on Court TV.
“A defendant has a right to offer a defense, no matter how outlandish, silly or unbelievable one might think it will be,” Holzberg said.
Will there be graphs? Charts? Exhibits?
He added: “No one ever told me in law school that we’d be having these kinds of conversations in open court.”
He must’ve been in law school a long, long time ago.
Assistant State’s Attorney Maureen Platt said the defense was flawed.“His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing,” Platt said. “His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn’t feeling well.”
Counselor Platt doesn’t date much evidently.
Also Tuesday, Holzberg denied Donovan’s motion to use gender as grounds to eliminate jurors. Donovan had argued that women would be biased and more likely to convict.
I hope we get to hear the closing arguments. They could be very interesting.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 4:41:20 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I'm rethinking Conneticut.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:53 Comments || Top||

#2  I am amazed at all the news from my home state this week!
Posted by: Sgt.DT || 03/05/2004 17:17 Comments || Top||

#3  Isn't that the state SOUTH of Massachusetts? Get it?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 17:18 Comments || Top||

#4  As to the verdict...I think she'll go down on it.
Posted by: Sgt.DT || 03/05/2004 17:20 Comments || Top||

#5  The jury may not swallow this, but let me tell you: it is hard to drive like this. You don't know if you're coming or going.
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 17:48 Comments || Top||

#6  Boy, you just said a mouthful!
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 17:57 Comments || Top||

#7  Sounds like she didn't know if the driver was coming or going...
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/05/2004 18:20 Comments || Top||

#8  Sorry BH... my mind had a premature ejaculation...
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/05/2004 18:21 Comments || Top||

#9  But at least the driver died "happy"
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/05/2004 18:41 Comments || Top||

#10  ROTFLMAO. Okay! Not guilty! Need a ride home, hon? TU, you be bad, bro. Great thread.

Posted by: GK || 03/05/2004 19:05 Comments || Top||

#11  I can't wait for the crime scene recreation. Maybe on America's Most Wanted or even BJ and the Bear.
Posted by: ed || 03/05/2004 21:07 Comments || Top||

#12  LOL! Reality imitating The World According to Garp.

tu3031 - Rockin' post and awesome in-line comments!

Fred - Instant Classic!
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:25 Comments || Top||

#13  Popeye sez:

Well, Blow me down! Heheheheheheheheheheh.
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/05/2004 21:56 Comments || Top||

#14  What did the autopsy show? Was Esposito dismembered?
Posted by: Vigilante || 03/11/2004 16:51 Comments || Top||


Frustrated German wants social workers to provide sex
A frustrated German man is taking social workers to court because they won’t pay for him to visit a brothel.
The welfare state ain’t what it used to be.
Helmut H, 43, from Obererlbach says he has been sexually deprived ever since his wife left him. Nitaya, 28, flew back home to her native Thailand to give birth to the couple’s son but never returned. "I get £150 social security each month, I can’t afford the plane ticket," he told Bild daily. He says he’s suffering "sexual withdrawal" and has been forced to visit a brothel instead. Initially, he asked the authorities to refund him the price of an inflatable doll he’d bought - but without success.
Not this one, surely
He then sent them a bill for 16 brothel visits, 32 porn movies, a magazine and costs for driving to the video store - a total of £1,650. When authorities wrote back saying his request had been turned down, he took his case to the administration court in Ansbach. Social welfare spokesman Manfred Walter, 55, says he expects the court "will turn down the claim".
"Well... How about a hand job, then?"
Posted by: tipper || 03/05/2004 10:21:34 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Western Europe is the terminal moraine of twentieth-century nanny-statism. This is where socialism leads: to frivolous parasitism like this, or to the gulag.
Posted by: Dave D. || 03/05/2004 10:46 Comments || Top||

#2  Yah gotta admire the guy for his nerve...
Posted by: Hiryu || 03/05/2004 11:13 Comments || Top||

#3  ... even if you don't for his IQ.
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 11:40 Comments || Top||

#4  Man, I've heard of gettin' screwed by the government, but this...
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:54 Comments || Top||

#5  was it one of the famous Palestinian Sex Dolls....?
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:33 Comments || Top||

#6  I'm surprised the Dimmy's haven't come up with this one. In fact, they should make it a priority on their ticket. AT least we will know they stand for something.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 12:43 Comments || Top||

#7  Move to Massachusetts, USA, Helmut. You could probably pull it off. They might even throw in a free sex change operation if you want it.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 22:39 Comments || Top||

#8  Gee - Sniff sniff, he's reaching out. He just wants to be loved... and be the first Official Wanker.
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 22:46 Comments || Top||


Godzilla to Retire
sic transit gloria mundi ...
Five decades after Godzilla first rose from the ocean, this monstrous movie star is about to take a break from show business.
It's off to the old fire-breathing lizards' home...
Hit by slumping box office sales for the iconic series, Japan’s Toho Co. is planning to shelve its Godzilla films after this year’s finale. Toho studios’ executive producer, Shogo Tomiyama, said Thursday that the latest movie -- marking 28 releases and 50 years of "Godzilla" films -- would probably be the last one for at least a decade.
Tokyo: Safe at last!
"We have done all we can to showcase Godzilla, including using computer-graphics technology. And yet we haven’t attracted new fans," Tomiyama told The Associated Press. "So we will make the 50th anniversary film something special, a best-of-the-best, and then end it for now."
"It's kinda silly to continue beating a dead lizard..."
"Godzilla: Final Wars" is set to premiere in Japan in December, with a U.S. release to follow. The giant, genetically altered dinosaur will fight to the finish against 10 different foes, new and old. Tomiyama refused to discuss the script, but said director Ryuhei Kitamura’s epic would touch on Godzilla’s past.
"Godzilla: The Early Years"
The budget will top Toho’s past record of $9 million. Known in Japan as "Gojira," from a combination of the words for gorilla and whale, the monster born in a nuclear accident first appeared in director Ishiro Honda’s 1954 black-and-white classic. It featured an actor in a rubber suit emerging from the sea to stomp through a miniaturized Tokyo. For a nation rebuilding from the World War II atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the dark allegory about the global nuclear arms race was a familiar one -- and Japanese packed theaters to see it. Inspired by the turnout, Toho made one sequel after another, tapping into worries about Armageddon. Part cautionary tale, part campy fun, the films have shown Godzilla hamming it up while saving humankind from crises of its own making: the Cold War, pollution, nuclear energy and biotechnology. Although Toho says nearly 100 million people have seen its Godzilla series, over the years, stale story lines and outdated special effects have eroded Godzilla’s broad appeal. "Unlike the early Godzilla films, most of the remakes only draw either fanatics or children," said Risaku Kiridoshi, an essayist on Japanese pop culture.
There are only so many time you can come up with an excuse to stomp Tokyo...
An 1998 American production starring Matthew Broderick and a computer-generated Godzilla was critically panned ("a big, ugly, ungainly device to give teenagers the impression they are seeing a movie," wrote Roger Ebert). It earned $136 million at the box office after costing about $125 million to make. Godzilla’s dwindling popularity has led Toho to consider retiring the mutant monster before. In 1968, Toho announced it would end the series with "Destroy All Monsters," which had Godzilla battling a dozen other creatures. Its unanticipated success inspired Toho to bankroll six more. After the 1975 flop "Terror of Mechagodzilla," Toho again seemed eager to say goodbye to its star. But a 1984 revival that became a box office smash prompted Toho to make 11 more over the next two decades. Even if the new movie makes money, it will be at least a decade before Godzilla returns, Tomiyama said. He declined to say how the next-generation Godzilla might look, saying only that the filmmakers would have to make a clean break from past sequels. Kiridoshi hopes Toho doesn’t completely abandon its origins -- like the actor in the rubber suit. "Without a person acting as Godzilla, it would just be animation," Kiridoshi said. "That’s no different from Hollywood’s ’Jurassic Park.’ "
Posted by: sort of a fan of his || 03/05/2004 9:26:39 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Hmmm... Godzilla Does Tora-Bora.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 9:31 Comments || Top||

#2  Godzilla vs al-Qaidasaur

Japanese peacekeeping forces are attacked by a giant turban clad sand lizard who spits explosives and farts poison gas until Godzilla rises up from the Gulf and dukes it out with him. Final battle levels the evil monsters lair in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 9:54 Comments || Top||

#3  Always had a soft spot in my heart for the Giant Rubber Monster genre.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 10:46 Comments || Top||

#4  Godzilla vs. The Cars of Death!

I'm going to miss Godzilla, but really - hasn't Tokyo learned its lesson by now?
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 10:48 Comments || Top||

#5  I think hes going on a world tour with Blue Oyster Cult.

oh, no the say hes got to go,go,go godzilla...
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 11:01 Comments || Top||

#6  If it ain't some guy in a green rubber suit tearing up downtown Tokyo. It AIN'T Godzy!!!... I shall miss him. And hope he returns soon. Tanned, rested and ready to fight other monsters throughout the world!
Posted by: Jack Deth || 03/05/2004 11:02 Comments || Top||

#7  sic transit gloria mundi ...

...Tuesday is usually worse.
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:37 Comments || Top||

#8  *sniff* I'm gonna miss the big green lug.

Since Godzilla movies usually try to touch on the themes of the day, I will bet that the latest involves some anti-globalization screed in some way...
Posted by: Carl in N.H || 03/05/2004 11:54 Comments || Top||

#9  "Unlike the early Godzilla films, most of the remakes only draw either fanatics or children," said Risaku Kiridoshi" That is because the later films were written for children.

I bought the Godzilla dvd box set, it included a misc of Godzilla movies from throughout his long career. The earlier ones were okay, then they had Godzilla's Revenge about a kid who is bullied by other kids on the way to school. He dreams himself to Monster Island and Godzilla and baby Godzilla teach him to stand up for himself. I'm sorry, that was written by children for children. It's hard to attract adults to that sort of thing.

Godzilla needs a do-over. A Dark Knight Returns sort of revision of the myths. They need to make a grown up, satircal, horror-comedy. Imagine Godzilla is a monster again and not the protector of Japan. Imagine the Yanks want to blast him, the terrified Japanese people want him blasted, and the Peaceniks around the world and the UN talk about the US waging war against Japan (as they did in Afghanistan). If properly done it could be both funny, and scary, and make a lot of money to revive the franchise. If they are just gonna produce more Godzilla's Revenges they might as well retire the big fella.

Posted by: ruprecht || 03/05/2004 11:57 Comments || Top||

#10  THE perfect end to Godzilla's long and illustrous career - "Godzilla eats Hillary". I'll be glad to write it...
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/05/2004 12:50 Comments || Top||

#11  gloria mundi ...
...hey now why did ya have to go and drag my mom into this? And no....Ken is not her illegitimate love child (though the resemblance is ....curious)
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/05/2004 12:55 Comments || Top||

#12  "THE perfect end to Godzilla's long and illustrous career - "Godzilla eats Hillary". I'll be glad to write it..."
LMAO Old Pat...

"Godzilla takes on the PLO" etc etc...who says he has to retire? bwaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 13:20 Comments || Top||

#13  I'll never get another decent role.
Posted by: Raymond Burr || 03/05/2004 15:58 Comments || Top||

#14   I'll never get another decent role.
True...but you can still pursue your passion for orchids and wine.
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/05/2004 16:17 Comments || Top||


Talk about shooting yourself in the foot .....
A Brazilian crook shot himself in the foot while trying to burglarize a bar, then left a trail of blood that led police straight to his home, police said on Thursday. Police in the town of Petropolis in the mountains near Rio de Janeiro said they had arrested Carlos Henrique Auad, 29, on Wednesday at his home just about a hundred yards from the bar. Police said Auad had broken into the bar several days earlier and had stolen a television set. He broke into the bar through the roof again on Tuesday night, but fell down and accidentally shot himself in the right foot, police said. He left without stealing anything and went straight home failing to notice the blood track in the darkness.
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 8:02:19 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Two lessons for this moron: use the safety, and you don't need a gun when committing a crime of stealth.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:16 Comments || Top||


Arabia
Yemen extradites ’al-Qaida member’ to Egypt
Yemen has extradited to Egypt the former leader of a group linked to Osama bin Ladin’s al-Qaida network, a London-based Islamist has said. Sayyid Imam al-Sharif, a former leader of the secretive Jihad group, and five other Egyptians were held in Yemen for more than two years before Sanaa handed them to Cairo in return for Yemeni opposition figures, Yasir al-Sirri said.
Deal was clinched when Egypt included a second round draft choice and a jihadi to be named later.
"The extraditions were made last month as part of a security settlement between the two countries," Sirri told Reuters by telephone from London, where he runs the Islamic Observation Centre rights watchdog. He said he obtained his information from other Islamists and relatives of those extradited in Yemen and Egypt.
Who are of course totally unbiased.
I notice Mubarak got invited to the ranch, though...
Sharif is a former leader of the Jihad group which bin Ladin’s right-hand man Ayman al-Zawahri once headed. Jihad, under Zawahri, joined ranks with bin Ladin in 1998 in an alliance which they said would strike US and Jewish interests. A Yemeni official said on Friday that Sanaa had handed over to Egypt six alleged Jihad members in the past two days. But it was not clear if the six were the same mentioned by Sirri. Egyptian and Yemeni officials were not immediately available for comment.
"I’m sorry, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message at the beep, your call is important to us."
An official Yemeni website reported on Thursday that Yemen had captured a top Egyptian fighter, believed to be Sharif, in a security sweep last week. But the website later quoted a security source as saying there were no foreigners among those detained in the sweep.
"Well, he looked yemeni, it was a easy mistake."
Egyptian Islamists said the group handed over to Egypt by Yemen also included Othman al-Samman, who was sentenced to death in absentia by an Egyptian military court for belonging to al-Jama’a al-Islamiya.
Have a painful death, Othman. Say hi to Himmler.
Sirry said the six Egyptians were arrested in Yemen shortly after the 11 September, 2001, attacks on the United States. Yemeni President Ali Abdallah Saleh said in Cairo last month that "the security file" between Yemen and Egypt had been settled. He did not elaborate.
Now we know what he meant, the swap was approved. Fred can now update Thugburg with their current address.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 2:07:25 PM || Comments || Link || [9 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Ohhh, Hosni gets to go to the ranch and Gerhard doesn't.

SLAP!
Posted by: Anonymous2U || 03/05/2004 17:09 Comments || Top||

#2  Re:Gerhard Schroeder

no sense sucking up to someone who wont be in power much longer. Might was well save that for the guy who's about to replace him.
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 18:03 Comments || Top||

#3  I am struck by the sheer brilliance of the Bush strategy. 'Round up the Jiahdis or we will turn you into a democracy.'

Awesome logic!
Posted by: phil_b || 03/05/2004 18:39 Comments || Top||


Saudi columnist: Gulf Societies Should Move Away From Consumerism
I’m posting the whole thing ... interesting to watch the dialogue (and assumptions) as the oil-based economies realize the world is big and not friendly
The cultural history of Gulf societies has created a consumer culture that, far from bringing advances, has actually impeded progress in these societies. Priorities were reversed, and the consumer culture that arose during the oil boom didn’t take long to entrench. Because money was plentiful, there was no need to create a culture of production — which calls for thinking, innovation, instilling a work ethic, organization and creativity. Gulf societies have become complacent about their sluggish local production and are happy to import everything else, including a materialistic culture of consumption.

We are slowly becoming aware of the problems this has created, and there are now numerous development plans aimed at moving toward productivity. But they have not been enough to allow us to move toward an alternative, mature and advanced culture. Many of our societies are still wrapped up in consumerism, seduced by the image it creates of itself on satellite television, and chase fashions faster than many of their counterparts in the West. College graduates, soon after finding employment, will forget about their education and fall into the trap of materialism, claiming that building a culture of productivity is up to someone else. The generation before the oil boom was more concerned with culture and education. Now that we have all the means, books have become merely decorative items and education to most is something to be endured, not embraced. Can it be true that only hardship will make people work hard? Will we have to go back to the time of hardship to realize just how much of our lives we have squandered on acquisition and consumption?

At the dawn of the modern age only two naval powers ruled the seas, England and Spain. How then did England become the sole superpower of its time, leaving Spain with only a secondary role? Roughly, it was a result of England’s farsightedness and the effort it made to exploit its natural resource: Coal. Coal was the foundation of the Industrial Revolution. The Spanish had plenty of gold, but they used it to indulge themselves instead of turning it to advantage, and the “coal people” easily outstripped the “gold people” in the struggle for world domination. Productivity, in other words, defeated consumerism. India’s Mahatma Gandhi followed the same principle in order to rise up against British colonialism. He boycotted British products and all foreign investment. Essentially, he said people should only eat what they plant and only wear what they make, thus harnessing local productivity and power. By doing so, the people of the Subcontinent were able to throw out the colonizers.

But what happened when we tried to boycott American products? One problem was that you must have viable products of your own before you can forsake those of others. If a society that doesn’t have a culture of productivity and doesn’t search, as other advanced nations have, for the formula to other nation’s success, copy and perfect it and perhaps even surpass it — as the Japanese did after World War II — then boycotts are doomed to fail. All they can do is produce a sense of helplessness in a citizenry suddenly deprived of carbonated beverages. The spirit of productivity must be instilled in our children from the time they are very young — through the curriculum, teaching methods and activities. What is wrong with making school trips to the electricity company or a desalination plant, to oil refineries and wells? This will instill the basics of productivity.

Oil is not just about the economy — it is a national destiny, and therefore it must be taught as a field of knowledge in itself from a young age. In reality, intellectuals in oil-producing countries bear much of the responsibility for the consumerist crisis. How many studies have they produced that contain constructive criticism? How much literary or artistic work have they produced to stimulate the minds of others? A nation that seeks self-sufficiency must move away from self-indulgent consumerism. We cannot expect to be freed completely from consumerism: The habit has become so ingrained. But a true effort to create social and cultural awareness, coupled with commitment from citizens to the steps they are taking would at least be a start.
She has part of it right. But until work itself is valued - all honest work - field trips will only show Saudi children how other people make a living

Work is beneath the dignity of a warrior race. But the problem extends beyond a mere willingness to work. The Chronicle Of Higher Education notes the scientific illiteracy of the Arab world:
Only 370 industrial patents were issued to people in Arab countries between 1980 and 2000. In South Korea during that same period, 16,000 industrial patents were issued... No more than 10,000 books were translated into Arabic over the entire past millennium, equivalent to the number translated into Spanish each year.
One of those 10,000 books, as we've noted before, was Mein Kampf. They're doing things wrong at a very, very basic level. (Thanks to Feces Flinging Monkey for the info!)
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 8:45:14 AM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Productivity is the root of property rights and scarcity. While socialism can provide the scarcity, nationalization of large critical industries inhibits the growth of entrepreneurism.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:24 Comments || Top||

#2  You have it right, Super Hose. And Islam sure seems to support the main socialistic tenent that Allah, Saddam or some other Big Daddy will provide if it is to be.
What, me self-reflect, strive and improve?
Ghandi had a huge sub-continent with many and diverse resources. Sorry Abdhul, all you have is oil, sand and a huge millstone called militant Islam.
Posted by: Craig || 03/05/2004 9:41 Comments || Top||

#3  All they can do is produce a sense of helplessness in a citizenry suddenly deprived of carbonated beverages.

They mock Americans about the Big Macs and Coke, but they frickin' obsess about the stuff. Dude, it's sugar water! Quit fetishizing it, or at least cut down until the headaches stop!
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 10:56 Comments || Top||

#4  Consume Free or Die!
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:18 Comments || Top||

#5  ...it's sugar water! Quit fetishizing it, or at least cut down until the headaches stop!
BH, that is priceless.

John, shouldn't it be, "consume free or diet?"
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 15:41 Comments || Top||

#6  Math is hard.
Posted by: Bourka Barbie || 03/05/2004 16:05 Comments || Top||

#7  The hard part about socialism is that if you've got nothing to confiscate and dole out to the pee-pul you stay right where you started.
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 18:05 Comments || Top||

#8  Was it Demon Planet that the plot device was "we can't make anything"? This was one of those flicks where the smoke from the rocket over took the spacecraft.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 19:34 Comments || Top||

#9  They could try teaching something besides Islamic doctrine and the Koran in the schools. All they get is advanced degrees in rote Koran learning. Useless.
Posted by: Loren || 03/05/2004 23:07 Comments || Top||


A Kiss Is Not Just a Kiss to an Angry Arab TV Audience
Abdel Hakim, a strapping young Saudi, kissed Kawthar, a raven-haired Tunisian beauty, and all hell broke loose. The kiss happened during the first few minutes of the Middle Eastern version of "Big Brother," the latest entry in the phenomenon of importing the Western concept of reality television to the Arab world. In conservative Bahrain, the Persian Gulf island where the show was filmed, a social kiss on the cheek between a young man and a young woman meeting for the first time suggested rampant moral depravity. They might as well have had sex.
Ummm... It's not quite the same. Take it from me...
Parliament members called the show an assault on traditional values, and last Friday a few prayer leaders led 1,000 protestors chanting "No to indecency!" through the capital. The ruckus had the desired affect. On Monday, after a run of less than two weeks, the show was taken off the air by MBC, which is owned by Walid al-Ibrahim, a brother-in-law of King Fahd of Saudi Arabia. The audience outcry started in December with two shows from Beirut, "Star Academy" and "Al Hawa Sawa," or "On Air Together." "On Air Together" put eight women in an apartment for three months, winnowing the group down to one via viewers’ votes. The last one married one of more than 6,000 grooms who sent in videotaped proposals. The show attempted to bow to Muslim sensibilities by having the bride’s mother attend the actual proposal. "Star Academy" features 16 young Arab men and women in a sort of talent contest, singing, dancing and performing music and skits, as well as cooking, eating and sleeping. (Their quarters are sexually segregated, but there have been co-ed pillow fights involving skimpily clad women.) Fundamentalist types view the shows as Sodom and Gomorrah live. One Saudi columnist described "Star Academy" as a "whorehouse."

Neither of the first two shows generated quite the horror of "Big Brother," in part because they were broadcast from Lebanon, which much of the Arab world considers depraved anyway. Lebanon’s satellite networks already have a reputation for showing female employees on air with minimal wardrobes.
The idea of such liberal, unrelated men and women sharing a house was bad enough, but nothing quite raised hackles like the kiss between the first man and first woman to arrive. "Everybody talked about that kiss," said Mansour al-Jamri, editor of Al Wasat newspaper.
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#1  There goes some syndication dollars for Temptation Island.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:30 Comments || Top||

#2  Well, they are evolving. When are they going to do the Madonna / Brittany al Spears thing?
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/05/2004 11:12 Comments || Top||

#3  Y'know guys, those TV's have a channel tuner on 'em...
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:42 Comments || Top||

#4  The TV also has a on-off switch. Geeze get a life.

If we ever did want to go to war with Islam we would only need to drop shitloads of 'Playboy - the Girls of Afghanistan' issues instead of bombs.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/05/2004 12:02 Comments || Top||

#5  "Abdel, does this burkha make me look fat?"

"Yes!"
Posted by: Raj || 03/05/2004 12:15 Comments || Top||

#6  I'm guessing the Superbowl does not draw large mid-east ratings.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:20 Comments || Top||

#7  Actually, if it wasn't for a few prayer leaders, the ratings for this would go through the roof and all the way to the moon.
Posted by: RW || 03/05/2004 13:33 Comments || Top||


Britain
Blair Doctrine
Waaaay too long to post the whole thing (even this severe-edit is long). Blair is the best spokesman in the world on this issue (and he is much better live than on paper). I wish GWB were as eloquent, but I know he holds the same sentiments and that’s why the thought of Kerry in the White House at this point in history scares me. I’m afraid he would exhibit the "naivete and dereliction" Blair describes.
September 11th was for me a revelation. What had seemed inchoate came together.
The point about September 11th was not its detailed planning; not its devilish execution; not even, simply, that it happened in America, on the streets of New York. All of this made it an astonishing, terrible and wicked tragedy, a barbaric murder of innocent people. But what galvanised me was that it was a declaration of war by religious fanatics who were prepared to wage that war without limit. They killed 3000. But if they could have killed 30,000 or 300,000 they would have rejoiced in it. The purpose was to cause such hatred between Moslems and the West that a religious jihad became reality; and the world engulfed by it.

When I spoke to the House of Commons on 14 September 2001 I said: "We know, that they [the terrorists] would, if they could, go further and use chemical, biological, or even nuclear weapons of mass destruction. We know, also, that there are groups of people, occasionally states, who will trade the technology and capability of such weapons. It is time that this trade was exposed, disrupted, and stamped out. We have been warned by the events of 11 September, and we should act on the warning." From September 11th on, I could see the threat plainly. Here were terrorists prepared to bring about Armageddon. Here were states whose leadership cared for no-one but themselves; were often cruel and tyrannical towards their own people; and who saw WMD as a means of defending themselves against any attempt external or internal to remove them and who, in their chaotic and corrupt state, were in any event porous and irresponsible with neither the will nor capability to prevent terrorists who also hated the West, from exploiting their chaos and corruption.

So we came to the point of decision. Prime ministers don’t have the luxury of maintaining both sides of the argument. They can see both sides. But, ultimately, leadership is about deciding. My view was and is that if the UN had come together and delivered a tough ultimatum to Saddam, listing clearly what he had to do, benchmarking it, he may have folded and events set in train that might just and eventually have led to his departure from power. But the Security Council didn’t agree.

Suppose at that point we had backed away. Inspectors would have stayed but only the utterly naïve would believe that following such a public climbdown by the US and its partners, Saddam would have cooperated more. He would have strung the inspectors out and returned emboldened to his plans. The will to act on the issue of rogue states and WMD would have been shown to be hollow. The terrorists, watching and analysing every move in our psychology as they do, would have taken heart.

Here is the crux. It is possible that even with all of this, nothing would have happened. Possible that Saddam would change his ambitions; possible he would develop the WMD but never use it; possible that the terrorists would never get their hands on WMD, whether from Iraq or elsewhere. We cannot be certain. Perhaps we would have found different ways of reducing it. Perhaps this Islamic terrorism would ebb of its own accord. But do we want to take the risk? That is the judgement. And my judgement then and now is that the risk of this new global terrorism and its interaction with states or organisations or individuals proliferating WMD, is one I simply am not prepared to run. This is not a time to err on the side of caution; not a time to weigh the risks to an infinite balance; not a time for the cynicism of the worldly wise who favour playing it long. Their worldly wise cynicism is actually at best naivete and at worst dereliction.
Posted by: sludj || 03/05/2004 4:24:58 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "Prime ministers don’t have the luxury of maintaining both sides of the argument."

That's why Kerry can never be our prime minister.
Posted by: Tom || 03/05/2004 19:40 Comments || Top||

#2  Much love, respect, props, etc. goes out to Prime Minister Tony Blair for his continued steadfast support.

It would have been so easy for him to back out. I won't forget it.
Posted by: Daniel King || 03/05/2004 20:20 Comments || Top||

#3  Setting aside his domestic policies and EU phantasies, Blair is, indeed, the most eloquent speaker regards the WoT. Great read - and I've the link along to about 30 people. Thx sludj!
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:29 Comments || Top||


’Mortal danger’ terrorism warning
Slightly EFL - Tony B continues to fight the good fight.
The threat of terrorism means Britain cannot afford to "err on the side of caution", Tony Blair has said in one of his starkest terror warnings yet. In a speech, he argued: "The threat we face is not conventional. It is a challenge of a different nature from anything the world has faced before." The prime minister warned of the "mortal danger" of under-estimating the threat of unconventional attacks. Mr Blair also rebutted challenges to the legality of the war in Iraq. BBC diplomatic editor Brian Hanrahan said the speech marked Mr Blair’s strongest language yet in describing the danger posed by terrorists. The global terror from groups such as al-Qaeda represented a "new type of war" - and Mr Blair warned of his fears that they would obtain weapons of mass destruction. The attacks of September 11th were a "revelation" to him, said Mr Blair, which had revealed the intentions of "fanatics". "It is monstrously premature to think the threat has passed. The risk remains in the balance, here and abroad," he said.

Fighting terrorism would mean relying increasingly on intelligence, said Mr Blair as he described the decisions that politicians had to confront. "A short while ago, during the war, we received specific intelligence warning of a major attack on Heathrow. To this day, we don’t know if it was correct and we foiled it or if it was wrong," said Mr Blair. "But sit in my seat. Here is the intelligence. Here is the advice. Do you ignore it? But, of course intelligence is precisely that: intelligence. It is not hard fact. It has its limitations." Mr Blair also gave details of how intelligence had revealed a pattern of growing threats. "We knew that al-Qaeda sought the capability to use weapons of mass destruction in their attacks. Bin Laden has called it a "duty" to obtain nuclear weapons," he said. Tackling the threat of terror was not only about intelligence and military action, he said. It was also important to tackle the roots of extremism, he said urging more action on "poverty in Africa and justice in Palestine". Mr Blair also called for an overhaul of the United Nations, so that its "security council represents 21st century reality". It must be able to "act effectively as well as debate".
"The true danger was not to any politician’s reputation, but to our country," said Mr Blair.
Although accepting that there was so far no "physical evidence" of weapons of mass destruction, Mr Blair said that the threat of their development was indisputable. Conservative leader Michael Howard said during a visit to Scotland: "I entirely agree with the prime minister that we face a real threat from terrorism and it is vital that we take effective action to deal with that fact. "Where the government takes effective action to deal with the threat from terrorism we should give them our full support."

Liberal Democrat leader Charles Kennedy warned that the prime minister’s calls for reforms of the United Nations should not allow the organisation to be undermined. "Unless we invest in the political credibility of the United Nations, we are going to be in very difficult long-term situations indeed - and that is not something that any British government should be pursuing," said Mr Kennedy, speaking on BBC Radio 4’s World at One. And he repeated calls for full disclosure of the advice given to the government on the legal basis of the war in Iraq. Earlier, the decision to go to war against Iraq faced a further challenge from former chief United Nations weapons inspector Hans Blix, who claims the war was illegal. "I don’t buy the argument the war was legalised by the Iraqi violation of earlier [United Nations] resolutions," he said.
He doesn't buy any arguments. He doesn't want to buy any arguments. Made up his mind already, he has.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:41:22 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  News flash: nobody gives a crap what you think, Hans. Siddown and shaddup.
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:44 Comments || Top||

#2  "Charles Kennedy"? Wasn't he Scarlett's second husband? I thought he was dead?
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 13:12 Comments || Top||

#3  I thought "Charles Kennedy" was Ted's crazy old uncle in the attic.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 13:29 Comments || Top||

#4  Hell, Mike the Kennedy's don't put 'em in the attic, they give 'em lobotomies and stick 'em a nice institution.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:07 Comments || Top||

#5  SH - I echo my comments to you that I made to sludj on the very similar article above this one. Great read! Blair may be a domestic looney (or however our brethren from the Mother Country choose to characterize him!) - BUT, when it comes to the WoT, he 'gets it' in spades. Thx!
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:35 Comments || Top||


Caribbean-Latin America
Marines Patrol Port-au-Prince
U.S. Marines trained their rifles down gritty streets and into a teeming market as they patrolled the Haitian capital with other peacekeepers Thursday, drawing smiles and a few angry words, but no resistance. Hatred is still simmering among various factions nearly a week after President Jean-Bertrand Aristide was ousted in a rebellion that left at least 130 people dead, with new killings discovered outside Port-au-Prince.
They're Haitians. That's in the Caribbean. They don't really know how to seethe...
As the Marines rolled into the looted port area in eight Light Armored Vehicles and ventured into the crowds, onlookers gathered around in curiosity but showed no fear. At one point, a Marine poured a canteen of water over his head to cool off in the sweltering heat, drawing chuckles from passers-by. "I feel much safer now the Marines are here," said Frantz Labissiere, 44. "I wouldn't be here if the Marines weren't here." But not everyone shared his view. As the convoy passed an angry knot of people standing on a street corner and making faces, one youth shouted: "You took our president — now you're taking our country!"
Yar! An' we want yer little dog, too! An' yer sister!
Others held up photographs of Aristide, who fled the country Sunday as rebels neared the outskirts of the capital and the United States and former colonial ruler France pressed him to resign.
"Pictures! Pictures! Two fer a buck!"
Haiti's first freely elected leader lost a lot of popularity in Haiti -- and in Washington, which restored him to power in 1994 after he was ousted in a 1991 military coup -- because he allegedly used militant loyalists to attack and intimidate his opponents, failed to help the poor and condoned corruption. Aristide, in exile in the Central African Republic, has denied the accusations.
Tell us something we don't know...
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 11:23 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Revive the UN Trusteeship Council and make the French take on Haiti for two decades minimum. They speak the language and have some serious making up to do after 200+ years. Haiti has proven they aren't ready to govern themselves, perhasp 20 years under the French will convince them to try harder.

Either that or pay the Dominican Republic to conquer them and be done with Haiti for good.
Posted by: ruprecht || 03/05/2004 11:43 Comments || Top||

#2  Ruprecht, you would have to pay the Dominicans and exorbitant amount of money; they want no part of plunging the toilet next door. Besides, watering down the Dominican is against American interests. I am unaware of any Haitians that are capable of playing 2nd base, yet alone short stop.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 15:50 Comments || Top||

#3  Perhaps the Dutch will lend a hand. Taking another half island would fit right in with the tulip conspiracy.

Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:09 Comments || Top||

#4  "Geeze, Sarge. What a dump!"
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 21:59 Comments || Top||


Venezuela's U.N. Ambassador Resigns
Check the photo at the link. The guy looks like Sipowitz at NYPD Blue.
UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Venezuela's U.N. ambassador resigned Thursday to protest threats to human rights and democracy in the South American nation, blaming President Hugo Chavez for promoting confrontation instead of reconciliation. Milos Alcalay, a career diplomat who has represented his country for 30 years, said issues that tipped his decision were the National Elections Council's rejection of a petition calling for a recall vote against Chavez and the "overreaction" by army and police during opposition protests on Feb. 27 that left seven dead.
Had enough of the embarrassment, didya?
Alcalay said his diplomatic career has been guided by the principles of protecting human rights, a transparent democratic process and an open dialogue for international diplomacy. "Sadly, Venezuela now is operating devoid of these fundamental principles, which I still remain intensely committed to. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart today that I am resigning from my position," he said. Tarek William Saab, a ruling party lawmaker who heads the National Assembly's foreign policy commission, called Alcalay a "hypocrite" who failed to speak out against a 2002 coup that toppled Chavez for two days. "Alcalay's attitude completely lacks credibility," Saab said. Venezuela's foreign ministry said it had no immediate comment.
They're wondering if they can join him in New York.
On the issue of democracy, the ambassador said he believes the arguments set forth by the Elections Council violate "the spirit and the purpose" of Venezuela's constitution "and rob Venezuelans of the right to affect change through the democratic process." "Chavez is the elected president of Venezuela, but the constitution establishes referendum," he said. The best way to adhere to the constitution is to allow a referendum, he said.
It seemed simple to me too, but I'm not a diplomat.
Alcalay also denounced the Chavez government's human rights record. "We've seen army and police repression, unacceptable loss of life, disappearance of political leaders and there have been allegations of torture," Alcalay said. "A peaceful demonstration of citizens is no longer feasible in Venezuela and brutal repression must stop."
What he said!
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 00:55 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  You would think that Hugo would have canned this guy for a Baghdad Bob type soon after being elected.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:47 Comments || Top||


China-Japan-Koreas
China’s Army Show New Sophistication
EFL
The men were an elite force of the Chinese People’s Liberation Army -- soldiers deployed on a mission to undermine archrival Taiwan. They did not come armed with missiles or tanks; their weapon was water. The 20 troops from a PLA water-supply regiment were being dispatched to Liberia. In return, the West African nation was cutting diplomatic ties with Taiwan -- an illustration of how China’s PLA is becoming an increasingly sophisticated tool of foreign policy.

Military congressional delegates, a powerful lobby, expect adherence to dogma on Taiwan as well as a vigorous defense of China’s international economic and military security. At the top of their list: the well-being of the 2.5-million-strong PLA, a sprawling organization of low-paid and poorly trained men, decrepit equipment and outdated philosophy. Defense spending rose by 9.6 percent last year to $22.4 billion, a slight slowing after 13 years of double-digit growth -- increases that have raised alarm abroad. Actual spending is believed higher -- as much as $55 billion, foreign experts say -- because the total excludes weapons purchases. But military spending is "still at a fairly low level -- barely enough to keep things going," the military’s chief finance official, Maj. Gen. Ding Jiye, said at last year’s congress.

The generals may be in a position to make more demands following a year of spectacular triumphs and quiet developments. In October, the military-backed space program successfully sent China’s first astronaut into space -- a publicity triumph praised as a sign of the PLA’s growing sophistication. The military also edged toward greater international cooperation. Land forces joined in combined exercises with five Central Asian nations and the navy held first-ever joint exercises separately off Shanghai with ships from India and Pakistan. Also, a visit by the U.S. Pacific fleet flagship to Shanghai last month was reciprocated with rare tours of one of China’s most sophisticated missile frigates. China has tried to jump-start relations with the U.S. military that were largely frozen after the April 2001 collision between an American spy plane and a Chinese fighter jet. Recent visits included a trip to Beijing by Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff. Meanwhile, the military continues efforts to shed fat and add muscle with plans to cut hundreds of thousands of troops over coming years. China also is hoping to persuade the European Union to lift a 15-year-old ban on weapons sales -- over the objection of the United States. But while access to more sophisticated gear would have an impact, it still is a small part of the overall strategy of influence: As the Liberia approach shows, clean drinking water may be as important as bombs.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:13:17 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Diplomatic ties with Liberia aren't really worth much.* Defense expenditures have traditionally risen with the growth of the Chinese economy. (Although most of the growth is in the coastal areas, the inland areas are being pulled along - a rising tide lifts all boats). Given the size of China's population, it's clear that China will become a big player in the decades ahead, assuming reasonably rapid growth continues**. Total nominal GDP is already at 1/4 Japan's level. This gap is likely to narrow, as China only needs to be at 1/10 Japan's income level on a per capita basis in order to reach Japan's total nominal GDP (China has 10x the population).

* Trade ties are another matter - but most countries will trade with other countries regardless of diplomatic relations. This was how South Africa managed to purchase oil to run its industries throughout its diplomatic isolation.

** When income levels reach $3K per annum (about 10 years hence), growth will slow substantially, but not necessarily grind to a complete halt. Countries already at these income levels (Thailand, Malaysia, et al) will also have grown their incomes, preserving a gap that will keep Chinese labor competitive on a cost basis.
Posted by: Zhang Fei || 03/05/2004 10:26 Comments || Top||

#2  Countries already at these income levels (Thailand, Malaysia, et al) will also have grown their incomes, preserving a gap that will keep Chinese labor competitive on a cost basis.

Actually, it's the narrowing of the gap that will substantially slow the Chinese economy.
Posted by: Zhang Fei || 03/05/2004 10:29 Comments || Top||

#3  When income levels reach $3K per annum (about 10 years hence), growth will slow substantially,

ZF any idea what percentage of China's growth is due solely to labour cost differential? I've a hunch it will be less and less important.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 11:33 Comments || Top||

#4  Sophistication? New approach? Bull. This is the same diplomatic arm twisting China has been using since 1948. Reporters need to read a few history books before they open their mouth.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:28 Comments || Top||

#5  ZF any idea what percentage of China's growth is due solely to labour cost differential? I've a hunch it will be less and less important.

Chinese growth is entirely due to labor cost differential. Most of the plants that used to be based in Northeast Asia (Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Hong Kong), Southeast Asia (Malaysia, Thailand, Singapore) or Mexico* have moved to China because of this cost differential. Most of the goods made in Chinese plants is re-exported - the Chinese market remains tiny relative to the developed markets. The potential is there, but both the economy and the market will take some time to develop, and growth in both areas will slow down substantially, once the differential narrows.

Cheap labor matters because China's business environment isn't ideal. Doing business in China is not for the faint of heart - expropriation by well-connected locals (or from officials using locals as frontmen) is enough of a hazard I personally know of people who've been gypped. With (typically required) Chinese partners, a deal is never a deal - things are always subject to renegotiation - unless the deal is in their favor. (And having a contract means very little - judges are routinely bought, plus the fact that foreigners are felt to have a responsibility to the local partner's disproportionate enrichment that overrides any detailed provisions written into a contract. In Chinese legal proceedings, foreigner's interests basically don't count).

* Mexican unskilled labor makes a few dollars an hour at the maquiladoras right across the border. Chinese unskilled labor makes a few dollars a day, for an 11-hour day. For labor-intensive work, there's no substitute for low wages.
Posted by: Zhang Fei || 03/05/2004 12:52 Comments || Top||

#6  I don't imagine that you have to throw much money in the directions of benefits when you move into China; unemployment benefits, paid sick leave and 401K contributions are unlikely to be demanded by the Chinese "labor unions." Workman's Compensation, EPA regulations and Tort attacks are also non-players. All their is to pay is the kickbacks and protection money - what a bargain.

Does anyone know if the Japanese work force still expects lifetime employment after hiring?
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 15:59 Comments || Top||

#7  Thanks Zhang Fei, I didn't realize the differential in wages was that large between China and Mexico.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:18 Comments || Top||

#8  Gee, the Chinese gave Liberia cleaner water, something the UN's supposed to do, right, Bono?

Isn't that why you go to Congress to get more of my tax money?

I said a long time ago, Bono could get 24 of his rich rock star friends together and contribute $1 m each for clean water for one if those African countries, I forgot which one, and they could have had clean water w/in a short period of time. But NOOOOOO, he comes to Congress w/his hand out.
Posted by: Anonymous2u || 03/05/2004 17:18 Comments || Top||

#9  Shipman: Thanks Zhang Fei, I didn't realize the differential in wages was that large between China and Mexico.

I've spoken to a few people who operate plants in China's boomtowns - the wealthy coastal cities that are the subject of major league hype from both the major newspapers and the business media. For unskilled labor, the monthly wage for a 9-hour-day (excluding the 1-3/4 hour lunchtime siesta) 6-day-week position is about 500 yuan per month. Divided by the exchange rate of 8.2RMB per dollar, 9 hours a day, 25 days a month gives me an hourly rate of just $0.27 per hour. There is no way a Mexican maquiladora worker earning $2 an hour can compete with his Chinese counterpart.

But if the Chinese worker were making $1 per hour, many plant owners would probably move to Mexico - shipping costs and convenience are also important - China is almost 10,000 miles away, whereas Mexico is just across the Rio Grande. The Chinese are not superior workers by any means, and plants in China encounter significant problems with shrinkage - meaning significant security measures need to be taken to prevent equipment and finished goods from just walking. When you add these factors in, it becomes pretty clear that Chinese crowing about the inevitability of super-growth for decades is not supported by the other factors that will impact both indigenous and foreign investment. Note that when the wage gap narrows, Chinese businesses that are tired of being shaken down by Chinese government officials will move their operations overseas. This will negatively impact domestic Chinese economic growth.
Posted by: Zhang Fei || 03/05/2004 17:59 Comments || Top||


Effects of famine: Short stature evident in North Korean generation
By Barbara Demick, Los Angeles Times.
EFL Hat tip: Damian Penny, the sage of Corner Brook, Newfoundland.
At 16, Myung Bok is old enough to join the North Korean army. But you wouldn’t believe it from his appearance. The teenager stands 4-feet-7, the height of an American fifth- or sixth-grader. Myung Bok escaped the communist North last summer to join his mother and younger sisters, who had fled to China earlier. When he arrived, 14-year-old sister Eun Hang did not recognize the scrawny little kid walking up the dirt path to their cottage in a village near the North Korean border, whom she hadn’t seen for four years.

. . . The World Food Program and UNICEF reported last year that chronic malnutrition had left 42 percent of North Korean children stunted — meaning their growth was seriously impaired, most likely permanently. An earlier report by the U.N. agencies warned that there was strong evidence that physical stunting could be accompanied by intellectual impairment. South Korean anthropologists who measured North Korean refugees here in Yanji, a city 15 miles from the North Korean border, found that most of the teenage boys stood less than 5 feet tall and weighed less than 100 pounds. In contrast, the average 17-year-old South Korean boy is 5-feet-8, slightly shorter than an American boy of the same age. The height disparities are stunning because Koreans were more or less the same size — if anything, people in the North were slightly taller — until the abrupt partitioning of the country after World War II. South Koreans, feasting on an increasingly Western-influenced diet, have been growing taller as their estranged countrymen have been shrinking through successive famines. . . Foreigners who get the chance to visit North Korea — perhaps the most isolated country in the world — are often confused about the age of children. Nine-year-olds are mistaken for kindergartners and soldiers for Boy Scouts. "They all looked like dwarfs," said Kim Dong Kyu, a South Korean academic who has made two trips to North Korea. "When I saw those soldiers, they looked like middle-school students. I thought if they had to sling an M-1 rifle over their shoulders, it would drag to the ground."

. . . The North Koreans appear to be sensitive about their stature. In dealings with the outside world, the country likes to present a tall image by sending statuesque (by North Korean standards) athletes to joint sporting events in South Korea and elsewhere and assigning the tallest soldiers to patrol at the demilitarized zone that divides the two countries. Starting in the mid-1990s, North Korean leader Kim Jong Il (who reportedly wears elevator shoes to enhance his 5-foot-3 height) ordered people to do special exercises designed to make them taller. As a result, it is not uncommon to see students hanging from rings or parallel bars for as long as 30 minutes. Basketball is also promoted as a national sport to instill the yearning for height. "Grow taller!" instruct banners hung in some schoolyards, defectors and aid workers say.
The totalitarian mindset on display: if you decree it, it will happen as if by magic.
Height, however, is only the outward manifestation of the problem. The more troublesome aspect of stunting is the effect on health, stamina and intelligence. "There is a difference between being naturally small because your parents are small. That’s not a problem," Seok said. "But if you’re small because you weren’t able to eat as a child, you are bound to be less intelligent." The issue of IQ is sufficiently sensitive that the South Korean anthropologists studying refugee children in China have almost entirely avoided mentioning it in their published work. But they say it is a major unspoken worry for South Koreans, who fear that they could inherit the burden of a seriously impaired generation if Korea is reunified.
Yet another reason--one nobody is ever going to say out loud--why the South may be in no great hurry to see regime change in the North.
"This is our nightmare," anthropologist Chung said. "We don’t want to get into racial stereotyping or stigmatize North Koreans in any way. But we also worry about what happens if we are living together and we have this generation that was not well-fed and well-educated." . . . From an anthropological standpoint, the North Korea situation has attracted considerable interest because it is, Pak said, the first documented case in which a homogeneous group of people have become so distinct because of nutrition and lifestyle. Because North Korea is so secretive about statistics, it is difficult to quantify the height disparity between North and South. The anthropologists who worked in China caution that the 55 refugee children they measured are probably smaller than the children of elite party cadres in the capital, Pyongyang, who are better fed. There is virtually no height difference among adults older than 40, who came of age at a time when the North’s economy was on a par with that of the South. The trouble is most acute with those younger than 20, who were in peak growth years during the mid-1990s, when North Korea experienced a famine that is believed to have killed 2 million people — 10 percent of the population.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 8:38:19 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  YANJI, China — At 16, Myung Bok is old enough to join the North Korean army. But you wouldn’t believe it from his appearance. The teenager stands 4-feet-7, the height of an American fifth- or sixth-grader.

No one is allowed to be taller than The Dear Leader. No one!
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 12:19 Comments || Top||

#2  Anyone noticed the size of the first generation born of the Americans from Vietnam? They tower over their parents at age 16.
Beef. It's what American's are made of.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 19:59 Comments || Top||


Europe
French suppressing Syrian disident?
From Front Page ....

In 1978, as protests against Shah Phalavi swept across Iran, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was living in a cozy house in the Parisian suburb of Neauphle-le-Chateau, engineering an Islamic revolution that would soon shake the world. Under the watchful eye of the French government, Khomeini met regularly with journalists and actively campaigned for the Shah’s overthrow. In fact, when Pahlavi finally fled Iran in 1979, Khomeini was provided with a chartered Air France flight to Tehran, where he presided over one of the world’s most repressive regimes until his death in 1989. France’s generous hospitality toward Khomeini is interesting to note in light of the plight of Nizar Nayouf, a dissident Syrian journalist and human rights activist currently living, like Khomeini once did, as a political refugee in the suburbs of Paris.

In 1991, Nayouf became editor-in-chief of Sawt al-Democratiyya (Voice of Democracy), a newspaper critical of Syria’s Ba’athist regime, and also co-founded the Committee for the Defense of Democratic Freedoms and Human Rights in Syria (CDF). These ventures earned Nayouf a nine-year stay in a Syrian prison, which he barely survived. But in 2001, thanks to urging from former French Prime Minister Lionel Jospin, Nayouf was released and permitted to travel to France, where he received desperately needed medical attention. Following his recovery, Nayouf -- who was granted political asylum in France in 2002 -- resumed his pro-democracy activism with renewed vigor.


Recently, he revealed three potentially explosive documents that he says connect Syria, France and Iraq to episodes involving hidden Iraqi WMDs and election bribery. The documents, which Nayouf acquired from sources in the Middle East, have captured the attention of media outlets in the U.S. and abroad. They have also drawn the ire of the DST (French Federal Intelligence Agency), which has attempted to silence Nayouf by using tactics reminiscent of those employed by his former Syrian captors.
According to Nayouf, on January 30, he was brought in for questioning by DST officials, who interviewed him for several hours before releasing him. At the end of the interview, a French officer identified to Nayouf only as “Colonel Heprarb” informed him that he was to refrain from making any further public announcements surrounding the deposed Iraqi regime’s relations with Syria and Lebanon. Nayouf was also told that his public declarations have caused diplomatic embarrassment to the French government, not only in its relations with Syria but also with other countries that Heprarb refused to mention. While Nayouf was left shaken by this experience, his dealings with the DST would soon take an even more troubling turn.

Nayouf contends that following the interview with the DST he returned home to the Parisian suburb of Malakhof only to find that his apartment had been broken into and three CD-ROMs containing sensitive documents had been stolen. A map showing possible locations of Iraqi WMDs in Syria was purportedly among the documents taken, as well as information regarding two billion dollars that had been deposited by Saddam Hussein into a number of Syrian and Lebanese banks prior to the fall of his regime. The CDs also allegedly contained information describing the establishment of a fund for the reelection of Jacques Chirac by the deposed Iraqi regime via the office of Lebanese Prime Minister Hariri, not to mention a list of dissidents and political organizations in Syria that received funds from the intelligence apparatus stationed in the Iraqi Embassy in Paris. Colonel Heprarb, for his part, has categorically denied any DST involvement in the burglary. But clearly, as stated by Julien Dumond in Leparisian on February 5, the “burglary” seemed suspiciously like an intelligence-gathering mission.

Reached by phone to comment on the DST’s conduct regarding Nayouf, Heprarb quickly became agitated: “This affair is finished
because this is a very difficult issue to answer about
if you will call again I will never answer
I ask that you must not call here another time.” At that point, Heprarb ended the conversation.

Apparently, however, the matter was not finished. On February 3, the DST invited Nayouf to its offices for four more hours of questioning. Incredibly, Nayouf says that during this session DST officials asked for the password to his personal computer so that they could access his files directly (one wonders if Heprarb will deny DST involvement on that count as well). Nayouf maintains he did not provide the password.

Nayouf’s recent troubles with the DST coincide with the French government’s repeated refusal to provide him with the political refugee passport he was legally granted in 2002 (and is due to him by French law). This action has prevented Nayouf from traveling abroad and continuing his work with the Syrian Democratic Coalition, a fledgling pro-democracy group led by the Syrian-born Farid Ghadry. On February 5, French Foreign Affairs Ministry spokesman Herve Ladsous stated that, “no measures have been made” by the French government to limit Nayouf’s movements. Ladsous also claimed that Nayouf’s refusal to surrender his Syrian passport (a passport that, ironically, has not been in Nayouf’s possession for over a year) has caused the bureaucratic delay in issuing his travel documents. However, according to French law, a refugee does not need such a passport to begin with; therefore, no legal basis exists for denying Nayouf valid travel documentation. So Nayouf remains under gag order in Paris, unsure if, or when, he will be extradited to Syria, where opponents of the Ba’ath Party invariably turn up dead or in prison.

“Nayouf represents the conscience of every Syrian who has suffered under the Ba’athist rule,” says Ghadry. “I believe he deserves the protection of the U.S. and the dignity accorded to people who have fought for human rights all their lives.”

For now, Nayouf can only wish for the same treatment the French government so graciously extended to Ayatollah Khomeini years ago
Posted by: hmmmmm || 03/05/2004 3:47:07 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  He should talk to a Congrsman in the US, arrange for assylum and then drive to another EU country friendly to the US for transport.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 16:07 Comments || Top||

#2  This is the first part of the story. We need verification. This whole affair could be tremendously explosive if true. Proof that the French govt actively helped Sammy and Syria in their dirty affairs would be a bombshell!

I cannot believe that he does not have backup info to his computer and CD roms somewhere else. He is a fool if he does not. This stuff is just too hot to leave in his apartment. I want to believe this story, but I am skeptical until we see some more corroberation. Not disbelieving, just skeptical.
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/05/2004 17:06 Comments || Top||

#3  He should have scurried to our embassy a lot sooner and handed over the discs.
Posted by: Anonymous2u || 03/05/2004 17:23 Comments || Top||

#4  That was my thought when the original "3 WMD sites" story broke ... it was a little too convenient.

A bit like Chalabi using the US to bring down Saddam.
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 18:38 Comments || Top||


Tears of rage wept in France
That gurgling sound you hear, is France going down the toilet bowl.
French researchers came together across the capital yesterday to mark a day of mourning for science. "Sciences at half mast" took place 1 week to the day before the planned mass resignation of research directors on March 9.
"'I weep for you,' the Walrus said. 'I deeply sympathize...'"
Several gatherings were organized throughout the city. Black humor sketches were scheduled to take place in front of Jussieu University, home to many of the capital’s science students. At the Museum of Natural History, researchers were due to celebrate the first public appearance of the homo scientificus.

Scientists assembled at their nearest locations, wearing lab coats and black armbands. They encouraged passers-by to sign a citizen petition, which has so far gathered 95,000 signatures. At the Métro station named after him, a mourning "Louis Pasteur" came back from the dead to the lamenting tunes of a brass band and declared himself revolted by the fate of the nation’s young scientists. "They are brilliant, motivated, the living strength of the nation, the future of our laboratories. They will discover the drugs and vaccines of tomorrow, and they are thrown away like vermin! Your leaders understand nothing!" He then re-christened the station. "France no longer deserves to celebrate my name. Henceforth, we will call this station ’The Rage.’"

"Like Pasteur, we are all enraged," said Alain Fisher, a specialist in genetic therapies from the Necker hospital. "It seems that these days, it is better to be a young waiter than a young researcher."

Last week, the French government said it would reinstate 120 of the 550 research posts it cut last year. According to the protestors, this is the equivalent of 2% of what the restaurant business received out of the 2004 budget. Many of the speeches at Pasteur focused on the bleak career prospects of young researchers. Bernard Dujon, of Pasteur, said: "The state of our universities is not worthy of an industrialized country." One young immunologist, recently back from a postdoc abroad, explained that there were only five positions open in her field this year. "I’ve been back for 6 months," she said, "and my only desire is to leave again. It saddens me because I was trained by France. We don’t all want to settle abroad." The crowd greeted her comments with murmurs of "sacrificed generation."
But when he finally beats it for the U.S. or wherever, chances are the job he gets won't be as a government flunky...
Over 58,000 French researchers have now signed a petition in protest of their government’s "planned destruction of the scientific engine." They demand that the government make "symbolic gestures" to show it is willing to work with its scientists toward a scientifically productive future. Failing this, those signatories that run research units and labs will resign on their administrative responsibilities next Tuesday. So far, the government has promised to pay their €300 million "debt" from the 2002 budget, reinstate 120 posts, and organize a national consultation on the future of research.
Head hunting time
Researchers remain unsatisfied. The announcement that the 2002 credits would be paid was welcomed but they are waiting for bank statements to confirm their government’s good intentions. The 120 posts, however, are "insufficient" and the protestor’s leaders are unconvinced by the organization of the government’s consultation. "If nothing changes before March 9," Fischer said today, "we must remain united and faithful to our decision to resign."
Posted by: tipper || 03/05/2004 11:40:18 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Bush lied...rats died.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:29 Comments || Top||

#2  Aren't there any jobs for them in French industry?

Oh, wait, there is no French industry, is there...
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/05/2004 17:22 Comments || Top||

#3  Send in the mines.
There ought to be mimes ...

Seriously, if they resign, won't there be 10 others waiting in line for their position? How about working their tails off and producing something people want to buy? Poseurs.
Posted by: ed || 03/05/2004 20:43 Comments || Top||

#4  They want to research something? How about maybe a cure for body odor?
And welcome back, Louis. It probably beats spinning like a turbine in your grave as you watch this shit.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 22:36 Comments || Top||


Swedish uranium may be missing
hat tip: lgf
"Honey! Have you seen my uranium?"
Large amounts of uranium may have gone missing from a nuclear technology company in Sweden. The American Central Intelligence Agency fears a worst-case scenario where the material has already fallen into terrorist hands, newspaper Expressen reports. "The company (Ranstad Mineral) is a security risk and we have taken the matter to top level to get the Swedes to stop them," a CIA spokesman told the Swedish newspaper. The CIA operative claims to know that the little Swedish company has educated Syrian nuclear physicists in the treatment of uranium. He also has information that a Swedish consultancy has sold nuclear equipment to Syria that can be used in the treatment of radioactive material. "If it transpires that radioactive or nuclear material has been sent on from Sweden to Syria then this is a very serious matter for Sweden," the CIA source said. After a meeting with the CIA operative Swedish authorities raided Ranstad Mineral several times and shut the company down on the grounds of deficient security. "It was one of the worst things I have seen. The company has extremely serious deficiencies in its registration system," said Carl Magnus Larsson, divisional leader of the Swedish Radiation Protection Authority after their inspection.
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 10:00:45 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  What do they care ? Nobody's gonna bomb Sweden unless Ace of Bass makes a comeback.
Posted by: John C. Lately || 03/05/2004 12:28 Comments || Top||

#2  Ah, paging Hans, paging Hans Blix....
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:36 Comments || Top||

#3  Hope it wasn't Securitas who was guarding "the material". The shares took a tumble after 9/11, when they were on contract, airport security, upstate. Bummer, but it's not joined-up thinking, so that's alright then.
Posted by: Rhodesiafever || 03/05/2004 14:56 Comments || Top||


Rybkin drops challenge to Putin
The Russian presidential candidate who claimed he had been drugged and held against his will has dropped out of the contest. Ivan Rybkin announced he was no longer challenging President Vladimir Putin in the 14 March elections.
Gee, it’s almost like he was blackmailed.
Mr Rybkin initially said he went to Kiev of his own accord, but then claimed he was lured there under false pretences, drugged and kidnapped. After being offered some refreshments at an apartment in Kiev, he said, he suddenly became "very drowsy".
"Say, this drink tastes funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy............"
He was unconscious for four days, and was told by one of his guards when he woke up that it was part of a "special operation", he claimed.
Then they showed him pictures of him with Buffy, Tanya and her pony.
Russian news agencies say Mr Rybkin returned to Moscow on Thursday on a plane owned by the billionaire businessman Boris Berezovsky, who has been granted political asylum in Britain. Mr Berezovsky, a rival and stern critic of Mr Putin, has backed Mr Rybkin’s presidential challenge and funds his Liberal Russia party.
Which is why he’s in Britain.
Mr Rybkin, however, was not seen as a serious contender in the Russian poll, which Mr Putin is expected to win by a landslide.
The KGB taught Saddam everything he knew about getting the vote out.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 8:56:01 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Mr Rybkin initially said he went to Kiev of his own accord, but then claimed he was lured there under false pretences, drugged and kidnapped. After being offered some refreshments at an apartment in Kiev, he said, he suddenly became "very drowsy". The same thing used to happen to Axel Rose when he toured.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:33 Comments || Top||


Fifth Column
A more honest ro’Corrie tribute
Hat tip LGF
March 16 is the first anniversary of Rachel Corrie’s death. I want to thank Corrie for the explosives that flow freely from Egypt to Gaza, via the smuggling tunnels under the Gaza homes that she died defending. Perhaps it was these explosives that in the year since her martyrdom – oops, death – have been strapped around suicide bombers to blow up city buses and restaurants in Israeli cities, particularly in Jerusalem, killing men, women, and schoolchildren (two of them classmates of my daughter and her friend in the February 22, 2004 bombing), and leaving hundreds more widows, orphans, and bereaved parents.

On the first anniversary of her death, I want to thank Rachel Corrie for showing Palestinian children how to despise America as she snarled, burned an American flag, and led them in chanting slogans, and as she gave "evidence" at a Young Palestinian Parliament mock trial finding President Bush guilty of crimes against humanity. Perhaps her help in fanning the flames of violent anti-American sentiment led to the October 2003 bombing of the Fulbright delegation to Gaza to interview scholarship candidates, killing three. There will be no new crop of Palestinian Fulbright scholars this fall.

ON THE first anniversary of her death, I wanted to thank Rachel Corrie for providing her organization, the Palestinian-sponsored International Solidarity Movement, with the opportunity to release a manipulated photo sequence "showing" an Israeli military bulldozer deliberately crushing her. (I would also like to thank AP and The Christian Science Monitor for taking up the baton and immortalizing this cynical ISM stunt.)

On the first anniversary of her death, I want to thank Rachel Corrie for showing the way to all those who seek peace in the Middle East. Unfortunately, Corrie’s peace, as anyone familiar with the PLO, Fatah, Hamas, and Hizbullah organizations that she defended with her life knows – or as anyone familiar with the weekly rants of the Friday preachers in the Palestinian mosques is aware – means not peaceful coexistence but the elimination of the State of Israel, and death to those they call "the usurping Jews, the sons of apes and pigs." Thank you, Rachel Corrie, of Evergreen State University, where the profs wear khakis and keffiyehs at graduation ceremonies, for showing us what peace really means.
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 10:09:39 AM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  incredabily well said, thier should be laws on stopping nutcases like her in thier tracks
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K || 03/05/2004 13:13 Comments || Top||

#2  Um, Steve from Relto? In the title, were you equating Rachel Corrie with Nazi Terahnee from the Myst series? She was misguided and worshipped her prejudices, but a Nazi? Not yet; she died before hitting that point.
Posted by: Korora || 03/05/2004 15:10 Comments || Top||

#3  The bitch died in a fitting manner. Maybe she's one of those islamic bastards 72 virgins....NAH!!
Posted by: Danny || 03/05/2004 23:36 Comments || Top||


Pittsburgh: 1-year anniversary of OIF marked by protest, sit-in by MoveOn, et al
Edited for brevity.
[March] 19-21 Regional Convergence Against War in Pittsburgh
As part of a Global Day of Protest on the one-year anniversary of the War and Occupation of Iraq, the City of Pittsburgh will be the setting for a weekend long regional convergence against war. As a part of this convergence activists intend to begin a massive open-ended non-violent sit-in at Carnegie Mellon University (CMU) to protest its extensive ties to the military. CMU is currently designing and building the prototype of an unmanned scout tank dubbed “Gladiator" - also known as "Excalibur”. CMU is also responsible for approving ALL military related software and has become a major focus of the local peace movement. Activists believe the time has come to shift our direct action focus from things like unpermitted marches towards local institutions directly involved in the war machine. Housing available by request. Food for the convergence by food not bombs.

More information is available at:
Overall Convergence Website-
primarily Thomas Merton Center events http://www.pittsburghmarch20.org
Pittsburgh Organizing Group [POG] http://www.organizepittsburgh.org

Calls to action have been sent out from a variety of groups and collectives: POG http://www.organizepittsburgh.org/m20.html
Action Bloc http://cleveland.indymedia.org/news/2004/02/8925.php
Anarchist http://pittsburghmarch20.org/modules/news/article.php?storyid=12
Resyst (radical queer group) http://www.indypgh.org/news/2004/02/12539.php
Youth Contingent- http://www.indypgh.org/news/2004/02/12579.php
Watch for more giant puppets in a city near you on March 20. Methinks it’s time for some more Support Our Troops rallies to remind our servicemen and -women we remember them and appreciate their sacrifices one year later, too, and counter the message these people are sending. Don’t let the troops hear only their message!
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 10:08:55 AM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Protest Warrior is on the case.
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 10:36 Comments || Top||

#2  What? These are simple 'mainstream' folk who are exercising their Constitutional rights (what’s left of them). I hear that a City Councilman is going to perform gay marriages for those that want it. What a beautiful day of peace, brotherhood, and man/man girl/girl love. I can’t wait to pop the question to my partner, when he gets home from his mobile tattoo/piercing job. Maybe John F. Kerry will come and be with us? Wouldn’t that be a hoot? I also heard that a personal representative of Kim Jong Il and Hamas will be on hand to help voter registration! C U there ;-)
Posted by: Halffull || 03/05/2004 10:47 Comments || Top||

#3  Sounds like a good test case for the Gladiator/Excalibur. Fire'em up!
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 11:00 Comments || Top||

#4  Calls to action have been sent out from a variety of groups and collectives: POG http://www.organizepittsburgh.org/m20.html Action Bloc http://cleveland.indymedia.org/news/2004/02/8925.php Anarchist

Thanks DARPA!
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 11:37 Comments || Top||

#5  Clear Channel Communications removes Howard Stern from six radio media markets, including.... Pittsburg!

Look for Rabbi SternSaint Howard and limits to free speech by the VRWC become a major focus of March 20 protests.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:48 Comments || Top||

#6  "Thanks DARPA!"

The Innernut is like The Force, Shipman. It can be used for Good or for Evil. Or for really goofy-ass crap.
Posted by: SteveS || 03/05/2004 12:48 Comments || Top||

#7  Speaking of goofy-ass crap: to those of you who are to young to have been there to witness the era in person, this is exactly what it was like in the late 60's and early 70's. The same stupidity. The same ignorance. The same paranoia. The same idiotic, exhibitionistic foolishness. The same dishonesty.

This is what the anti-Vietnam War protests--and protesters--were like.

And now one of them is running for President.
Posted by: Dave D. || 03/05/2004 13:15 Comments || Top||

#8  I cannot read a newspaper anymore without thinking that someone, somewhere, might eventually turn it into a paper mache head. That's why I get my news on the Internet. Just say no to paper mache.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/05/2004 13:23 Comments || Top||

#9  Gladiator is a USMC program. I would not want to be pissing those guys off. Chuck, your paper mache comment killed me. LOL!
Posted by: remote man || 03/05/2004 14:47 Comments || Top||

#10  MoveOn and the Ruckus Society, major participants in this event, are substantially financed by the Tides Center, meaning Teresa Heinz Kerry.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 03/05/2004 15:50 Comments || Top||

#11  Why do I have an urge to get some red paintballs and have some fun?
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 17:33 Comments || Top||

#12  I'm taking an extra BP tab tonight. These people upset me. I had them while I was in Nam...when I came back and now down the turnpike in Pittsburgh...It's probably just as well I stay here...I don't know how I would react if I were there....
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 17:34 Comments || Top||

#13  Dave D exactly! I took part in civil rights protest in N. Ireland that tended to turn into riots and believe me riots are A LOT of fun at that age.

The problem is not that kids who know nothing do this kind of stuff. The problem is the media takes them seriously.

SteveS very funny!
Posted by: phil_b || 03/05/2004 19:46 Comments || Top||

#14  "12:00 PM- 1:00 PM- Peace Picnic in the Park. The picnic is taking place on the same day as the National Meat-Out day. Vegan and vegetarian food preferred but not required."

-This is right outta the article. LMAO! I have that weekend off. I have a bunch of Marine buddies from PA. Pittsburg's prolly only 12 hours from Parris Island. We could be there with all our BBQ gear ready for the peace pansie picnic in the pathetic park. Cook up some venison, Wild turkey, kielbasi, Italian sausage and Pabst Blue baby, we'll have it all! The lads & I will have to wear our wife-beater tank tops so they can all see our Eagle, Globe & Anchor tats. Of course we'll make time for the poetry reading.......bwhahaha. Stupid fucking pussies.
Posted by: Jarhead || 03/05/2004 20:38 Comments || Top||

#15  Jarhead--I'm working on organizing a counter-rally. My email is right here for you, so if you're serious, let me know! I'll arrange quarters for you all, and I've already started the ball rolling to get a rally-for-the-troops in motion.
Posted by: Dar || 03/06/2004 1:55 Comments || Top||


Lizzy the Liar
Hat tip LGF
Only a year ago, the month of March would have held the same positive associations for me as it has for many - the beginning of the end of winter, the promise of springtime and even summer. This year, and for every year for the rest of my life, the approach of March will mean something else entirely - the anniversary of the brutal death of my cousin, Rachel Corrie.
"She's dead! She's flat and she's sixteen feet long! Oh, Rachel! Oh, woe!"
On March 16, 2003, an Israeli soldier and his commander ran over Rachel with a nine-ton Caterpillar bulldozer while she stood - unarmed, clearly visible in her orange fluorescent jacket - protecting a Palestinian home slated for demolition by the Israeli army.
"Excuse me; my legs just shrank."
The death of Rachel Corrie, and the response that her case has - and has not - received, reveal several disturbing, indeed immoral and criminal, truths.
First, Rachel died while attempting to prevent the demolition of a home, a common practice of the Israeli Army’s collective punishment that has left more than 12,000 Palestinians homeless since the beginning of the second uprising in September 2000. This practice violates international law, including the Fourth Geneva Convention.

Second, Rachel was run over by a Caterpillar bulldozer, manufactured in the United States and sent to Israel as part of the regular U.S. aid package to Israel, which amounts to $3 billion to $4 billion annually, all of it from U.S. taxpayers. The use of Caterpillar bulldozers to destroy civilian homes, not to mention to run over unarmed human rights activists, violates U.S. law, including the U.S. Arms Export Control Act, which prohibits the use of military aid against civilians.

Third, the self-acquittal of the Israeli army for Rachel’s death and the resistance of the state of Israel to an independent investigation into this case reveals both the Sharon administration’s unwillingness to take responsibility for the death of a U.S. citizen and the Bush administration’s cowardice in allowing another nation to attack U.S. citizens with impunity.
*snap* My harp!
Fourth, Rachel’s death was in fact only the first of several Israeli attacks on foreign citizens in the West Bank and Gaza. Brian Avery, from New Mexico, was shot in the face on April 5; Tom Hurndall, a British citizen, was shot in the head on April 11 and died Jan. 13, and James Miller, another British citizen, was also shot and killed in April. To date, only in Hurndall’s case will the Israeli soldier responsible for the attack face trial, and this is because the British government, after several months, finally responded to the overwhelming evidence presented by the Hurndall family.
As we approach March 16, residents and citizens of the United States should ask themselves how it is that an unarmed U.S. citizen can be killed with impunity by a soldier from an allied nation receiving massive U.S. aid, using a product manufactured in the United States by a U.S. corporation and paid for with U.S. tax dollars.
Don't ask me. I'm still trying to figure out what she was doing screwing around in somebody else's country...
When three Americans were killed, presumably by Palestinians, in an explosion on Oct. 15, 2003, as they traveled through Gaza, the FBI came within 24 hours to investigate the deaths. After one year, neither the FBI nor any other U.S.-led team has done anything to investigate the death of an American killed by an Israeli. Why the double standard? Perhaps this reveals the most disturbing truth of all.
"They don't care! They just don't care!"
Elizabeth Corrie is an administrator and teacher in a school in Atlanta.
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 9:56:31 AM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I would propose declaring 16 March to be "Caterpillar D9 Day", but I guess that would be tasteless.
Posted by: SteveS || 03/05/2004 11:40 Comments || Top||

#2  RB can't compete with LGF without the full set of Corrie pix.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 11:47 Comments || Top||

#3 
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 11:52 Comments || Top||

#4  TFS, babe.
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:57 Comments || Top||

#5  I will be attending the pancake breakfast at St. Rachel's in commemoration.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 12:32 Comments || Top||

#6  A Caterpillar bulldozer that travels at a rate of speed so much faster than a humans ability to step 3 feet to the left.

See also Darwin.
Posted by: Brainiac || 03/05/2004 12:45 Comments || Top||

#7  I am confused. I have not had anyone in my family run over by a D-9, does that mean they are only a problem for 'peace activists' in Gaza? Brainiac might be right with this darwin theory. Should Catipiler put a bold warning on the front "DO NOT STAND IN FRONT WHILE IN OPERATION". Ms. Corrie and her organization empower terrorists and are responsible for her death.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 13:06 Comments || Top||

#8  Rachel was run over by a Caterpillar bulldozer, manufactured in the United States and sent to Israel as part of the regular U.S. aid package to Israel

Was the spatula used to scrape her up part of that package I wonder?

Poor, stupid little hippy chick. Oh well, tough titty shit for brians, at least you weren't subtracted from the deep end of the gene pool.
Posted by: JerseyMike || 03/05/2004 13:18 Comments || Top||

#9  Thanks for this post Steve from Relto. This was the funniest thing I've read in a while.

Elizabeth Corrie is an administrator and teacher in a school in Atlanta. Killed in Israel


The Israelis were just doing it for the children.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 13:28 Comments || Top||

#10  "Elizabeth Corrie is an administrator and teacher in a school in Atlanta. Killed in Israel"

I take solace in the fact that as an administrator and teacher, she will never be either to both of my children in America.
Posted by: 98Zulu || 03/05/2004 14:13 Comments || Top||

#11  Thanks Steve from Relto... gotta have pictures. In 80 years this one will be part of the cover of Moron Wars the First Years.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:27 Comments || Top||

#12  The blood-thirsty little bitch deserved every moment of agony. I wonder how many bombers she helped smuggle into Israel? We all know her gang helped two of them after she was pressed; how many before?
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/05/2004 17:32 Comments || Top||

#13  I commented a year ago after seeing the pics of her and her activities in Gaza just before her death, wondering what would have happened if only she had gotten some decent nookie.

Now, a year later, I will honor Rachel Corrie by taking a piss in her honor.
Posted by: badanov || 03/05/2004 21:21 Comments || Top||

#14  figuratively "Shedding a tear" for St. Pancake eh Badanov? Good stuff brother.
Posted by: Jarhead || 03/05/2004 21:25 Comments || Top||

#15  Well, mom and dad are cashing in on the the human speed bump. Look's like it must be cuzzie's turn now.
Maybe she'll get invited to Nablus to give Yasshole another touching painting.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 22:57 Comments || Top||


Ted Rall: "New York Times Caves to Republican Pressure, Cancels Ted Rall’s Cartoons"
Nurse Ratched! Ted’s decompensating again!
It'd be safer for the nursing staff if they just tossed a tear gas cannister of haldol into his room. Wait 20 minutes and he'll be fine. Really.
If you read my cartoons at the New York Times website,
I don’t, but go on . . .
you may have noticed a hole on the comics page where my work used to appear. It seems that, under the dismally lame cover of "moving in a different direction,"
the actual reason was probably something like "Sheesh! this guy’s a moonbat, and his drawings suck!"
my cartoons were the only feature out of 10 (all supplied by Universal Press Syndicate) that the Times saw fit to drop. My trouble with the Times website dates back to the "terror widows" controversy. That cartoon,
Ted’s finest example of "dismally lame"
which appeared in March 2002, became the target of a coordinated email attack by right-wing "warbloggers." These pro-Bush bloggers,
". . . who bombard me with cosmic rays from their black helicopters as part of a secret plot to steal Afghanistan’s oil from Halliburton and . . ."
coasting on a wave of post-9/11 patriotism, sent out emails to their followers (helpful souls forwarded some to me) asking each other to deluge the Times and other papers with complaints that purported to come from their readers.
"How dare they use the first amendment like that!"
The Times, under the mistaken belief that hundreds of their readers had complained about the cartoon,
Query: if you run a newspaper, and you get hundreds of e-mails from your readers complaining about something in the newspaper, would you be mistaken to conclude that "hundreds of . . . readers had complained?"
dropped that particular piece.
Of course, it had nothing to do with the fact that the cartoon viciously insulted people who had lost family members on 9/11--quite a few of whom live in New York and subscribe to the Times.
The fact of the matter is that what the Times has done here to me--and to you--represents a victory for good taste dangerous precedent for a free press (or, in this case, an online press).
"I am an artist! I am entitled to have my work published by a large corporation without regard to its good taste or artistic quality!"
They’ve sent the message that political pressure works. It’s one thing for an editor to decide that a cartoon no longer works for editorial reasons, or that it’s not as good as it used to be.
. . . or was never any good in the first place.
It’s quite another to cancel it simply because you’re tired of being deluged with hate mail.
. . . unless Ted Rall sends the hate mail. Then, you have to do what he says ’cause Ted is always right.
Dealing with feedback is an editor’s job.
". . . but he’s not allowed to respond to it if it interferes with my income artistic freedom!"
If you agree that the Times’ stifling of a pathetic progressive editorial voice sets a dangerous precedent, please tell them.
On the other hand, if you think the Times did the right thing for once in its wretched existence, please tell them. Rall helpfully collects the e-mail addresses for you.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 7:02:06 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Wah, f'ing wah! Apparently ego and talent are inversely proportional.
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 7:16 Comments || Top||

#2  Ya know, the best part about this is that other, notoriously un-funny funnies like "Mary Worth" and "Rex Morgan, MD" will continue to run while Rall sucks rocks and mumbles to himself incoherently while adjusting his Reynolds Wrap headgear.

Speaking of those strips, I should start cutting them out daily now to post in my co-worker's cubicle alongside his Dilbert and "Calvin and Hobbes" strips for April Fool's...
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 7:56 Comments || Top||

#3  Would anyone be surprised to discover that all of Ted Rall's failures in life have been the result of a vast conspiracy to stifle his artistic voice? More than likely the Times is still carrying Doonsberry and other liberal cartoons that suck every bit as bad as what Ted was churning out. The difference being that Trudeau has a group of dedicated readers. I think Ted should abide by the Ellen Dejeneress rule - be as liberal as you want just don't suck.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:04 Comments || Top||

#4  If I were running the Times, the third thing I'd do (after firing Maureen Dowd and Paul Krugman) would be to drop Doonesbury for day by day and Mallard Fillmore . . . but that's another debate for another day.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 8:25 Comments || Top||

#5  Nice Fisking, Mike. Very entertaining.
Posted by: badanov || 03/05/2004 8:45 Comments || Top||

#6  Good. I found his "toons" distasteful, crude and degrading to the 9/11 survivors. Oblivion next. No wait there is always the Dimmy left who will suck up this garbage.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 8:46 Comments || Top||

#7  Ted, would you like some cheese to go with your whine?
Posted by: DK || 03/05/2004 9:17 Comments || Top||

#8  lol! Funny stuff from all of you. Mike, Dar, et al...keyboard alerts are necessary for this kind of stuff.
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 9:24 Comments || Top||

#9  I've ignored him all this time and thought I would check out some of his cartoons in honor of his firing. My reaction when reading the very first entry was "Whoa, this guy IS a prick". Well done NYT. Why did it take so long?
Posted by: whitecollar redneck || 03/05/2004 9:36 Comments || Top||

#10  This is almost as funny as when Aaron McGruder went on BET and hinted that he might be killed becuase he dared to criticize the administration. Get over yourself, you hack!
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 11:03 Comments || Top||

#11  Ever notice how the left always interprets the idea of the market making decisions of value as "censorship"?

Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 11:05 Comments || Top||

#12  Hey Ted! look here! Can you see it?
Look closer!
Closer!
Can you see it now? You cant can you?
Well I'll tell you what it is then shall I?
Its the worlds first sub atomic seized violin, and its playing a requiem Ted, just for you.
Posted by: Evert Visser || 03/05/2004 12:12 Comments || Top||

#13  Can't blame it on Ashkkroft now that he's in the hospital, eh, Ted?
Posted by: Raj || 03/05/2004 12:28 Comments || Top||

#14  FYI, in my congratulatory letter to the addresses provided by Rall, I plugged Day by Day and Cox&Forkum:

"Here are some political cartoonists with actual talent:

Chris Muir:

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/

Cox and Forkum:

http://www.coxandforkum.com/"

(hint hint)
Posted by: Carl in N.H || 03/05/2004 12:40 Comments || Top||

#15  Don't worry, Ted. There's always the Boston Globe, and they don't care if you suck or nothing. You can tell if you read their columnists.
Why don't you send them a resume?
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 16:04 Comments || Top||

#16  Naw, the NYT needs a good liberal replacement. M4D can you draw good?
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:29 Comments || Top||

#17  Hint taken. Link is on the right, under resources. But Cox and Forkum is cutting back...
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 16:44 Comments || Top||

#18  And the crazy folks at the Democratic Underground are really pissed!
Posted by: Oki || 03/05/2004 17:45 Comments || Top||

#19  Hehe, those crazy folks can be entertaining at times to read. It looks like some believe this to be some kind of conspiracy that could eventually lead to the shut down of their web-site.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 18:09 Comments || Top||

#20  Sweet.
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:37 Comments || Top||


Great White North
Son in Canada’s Khadr Family Admits "We Are an al-Qaeda Family"
Adds to yesterday's post...
A Canadian released from Guantanamo Bay has admitted he is a member of al-Qaeda - and so are most of his family. Abdurahman Khadr said he had been "raised to become a suicide bomber" by his father, who was killed in a Pakistani military operation last year. .... Khadr was released after agreeing to co-operate with US authorities, but his brother is still in the Cuba base. Abdurahman Khadr, 20, was captured in Afghanistan in 2001 , but now lives in Toronto with the rest of his family. "I just admitted we are an al-Qaeda family. We had connections with al-Qaeda," he told Canada’s CBC television. He said he and his brothers were sent to Afghanistan to train with al-Qaeda by their father Ahmed Said Khadr, an Egyptian-born Canadian who is thought to have ranked high in the organisation. .... In the CBC programme, Mr Khadr described the Osama Bin Laden he knew as a normal person, with money worries and difficulty controlling his children. "He has issues with his wife, and he has issues with his kids, financial issues, you know, the kids aren’t listening, the kids aren’t doing this and that."...
What was that cliche about the banality of evil?
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/05/2004 12:05:46 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Mr. Khadr has truly personalized OBL for me. Did any Canadians die in the towers?
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:07 Comments || Top||

#2  Reuters...Reuters.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 10:03 Comments || Top||

#3  I believe 24 Canadians died at the WTC on 9/11.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:54 Comments || Top||

#4  "he has issues with his kids, financial issues, the kids aren’t listening"

"can't find any reliable bombmakers these days, the dhimmis are getting uppity, real estate prices have been dropping ever since the Yanks moved in..."

Yeah, we can all relate to OBL's problems...
Posted by: Carl in N.H || 03/05/2004 14:47 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Politix
John Edwards to Sue Everyone Who Doesn’t Vote for Him
It had to happen...
[Satire, of course...]

3/1/2004 - William Grim
Washington, DC - Personal liability lawyer and Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards announced today that he is bringing a lawsuit against everyone who doesn’t vote for him during this election cycle. In his lawsuit filed just two hours ago in the Federal District Court of Northern Virginia, Edwards states that American citizens who vote for other candidates are "depriving plaintiff of constitutionally protected freedoms and are engaging ipso facto in restraint of trade. Such actions constitute a tort against plaintiff by depriving him of his livelihood as an overpaid and underworked public servant."

Edwards is asking for compensatory and punitive damages "in excess of $180 million," the amount of money and fringe benefits he would stand to realize from eight years as president and 25 years of retirement. Additionally, Edwards is asking for $120 million to compensate for lost royalties and fees from presidential memoirs, speaking engagements and lobbying contracts.
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 12:23:24 PM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:


Lileks On The Bush Ad
EFL. Go read the whole thing:
The text of the ad doesn’t mention 9/11. The visuals – which I haven’t seen – apparently show a body being removed from the wreckage. And this is beyond the pale, I guess. It is now unacceptable for a president to remind people he was president during an attack on American soil.

Hmm. Well. It’s called running on one’s record. They get to do that. But now people who were secretly relieved that Bush was in the White House after 9/11 are complaining that Bush is reminding us . . . that he was in the White House after 9/11.

At Target today we went down the camping aisle; Gnat chattered about this and that as she paged through her new coloring book. I had a different emotion. I hate that row. I loathe it. After 9/11 I made the weekly Target run, and wondered whether it might not be prudent to get some camping stuff in case, well, we had to leave. What would we need if something awful happened, and we had to light out for the territories? If this seems like a ridiculous overreaction, then either you’ve forgotten what it felt like after 9/11, when no one knew what the hell was around the corner (besides anthrax). Or your primary reaction to 9/11 was to fight American overreaction to a regrettable but understandable act of karmic comeuppance. Me, I just channeled the inner Boy Scout. Be prepared. So I bought waterproof matches and a small cook stove and some propane tanks and a wind-up radio, and put them in a box in the garage with some canned goods and fresh water. I didn’t think it was likely we’d have to leave. And I didn’t want to be caught flat-footed if the worst happened. Toss the box in the trunk and roll. That box is still up on the shelf in the garage. The threat level could be light beige, and I wouldn’t take it down. Why would I?

So the ad is bad because it reminds us of those days. I know, I know – some things ought not be used for transient political advantages. For some, the the real issue isn’t what Willie Horton did, it’s pointing out that he did it. I know. But we need to be reminded. In an odd way, the attacks on New York and Washington were so harsh they cauterized the wound they caused. Or to switch metaphors – we were stabbed in the back, and that’s not a scar you see when you face yourself in the mirror.

People forget. People must not forget.

People forgot the Cole the day after it happened. People forgot the embassy attacks – if they were aware of them at all – by nightfall. People shrugged at Desert Fox and the Tomahawk attack on empty Afghan camps. No one took it seriously until we were all sitting in a dark room at 1 AM staring at the TV, watching the crawl, wondering what was next, stunned and horrified and scared. Three moments: Bush’s speech on the pile, the speech at the National Cathedral, and then the jaw-dropping State of the Union address, which was the moment when the national mood got off its knees and balled its fists and said that’s not going to happen again.

Remember?

The way some people are complaining, you’d think the ad had text like this:

“In the dark days after the attacks on America, President Bush gave the nation hope that this was not the end of our society, but the beginning of a new era in which grave threats would be met and overcome.”

That would be unacceptable, of course. Politicizing 9/11! Wrapping himself in the flag! Implying his opponents are unpatriotic! Plastic turkey! Aircraft carrier landing! Mission accomplished! AWOL! French goodwill squandered!

By this logic, FDR should have run his 44 campaign on his domestic agenda.

The theme of the Democratic primaries was clear: Bush is the problem, not the war. Clarification: the “war.” The “alleged” war. The “war” is a smokescreen to keep us in fear while a few top-hatted plutocrats convene in Texas to complete their grand strategy: we’ll invade Iraq for reasons we know will fall apart, and then we’ll turn the oil revenue over to the people under UN supervision, and the publicity will cause Halliburton stock to fall so we can buy it back at artificially depressed prices. Let’s all do the secret Mason handshake! Right. Paging Oliver Stone: you’re needed to script-doctor the third act, where Karl Rove’s shocktroops put Bill Maher and Howard Stern in a trunk so they don’t blow the whistle on the secret code in the electronic voting machines that returns a 99.9% mandate in the 2004 election.

Will Bush run ads that accuse the Democrats of fumbling the ball on al Qaeda in the Clinton years, and suggest that the last Democrat in the office seemed more concerned with slipping in some lap nooky before quitting time than killing bin Laden? No. Will Bush run ads that contrast John Kerry’s sonorous litany about “the worst foreign policy” with pictures of women in Kabul throwing off the burqa or men in Iraq toppling a statue? I can only hope; it would be right on the money. We fought back – but they were not wars of retribution. We salted no fields. We entered their lands – but they were not wars of conquest and sublimation; we demanded no tribute. We could have nuked the place flat. History will note that when we left, we left them with a constitution, a hundred thousand roofs festooned with satellite dishes, a souk where people could speak their mind again and buy newspapers that criticized the nation that had made this freedom possible.

Another suggested ad: “Some say that we shouldn’t haven’t invaded Iraq. Even after the discovery of mass graves. Even after the realization that the UN’s Food-for-Oil program diverted billions to Saddam’s pockets. Even after seeing how the terrorists have poured into Iraq to make a last desperate stand against freedom and democracy in the Middle East. Some say we should have listened to our allies.” A stock shot of Marcel Marceau in full-mime makeup, pretending to be trapped in a box. “Some people are a little too worried about what the waiter will think the next time they take a trip to Paris.” Shot of a Kerry lookalike in a bistro, saying “No, really, I’m Canadian.”

Reality check. That’s a cruel mean harsh nasty ad.
Kerry should get down on his knees and thank god Lileks is not writing Bush’s commercials.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 12:06:22 PM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  That may not be the Best James Lileks Essay Ever (there are several plausible contenders for that honor), but it's one of the top ten.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2004 12:45 Comments || Top||

#2  Kerry should get down on his knees and thank god Lileks is not writing Bush’s commercials.

Sounds like a job for a Blog-funded Chapter 527 campaign committee. Anyone know any really rich Republicans? :-)
Posted by: snellenr || 03/05/2004 12:49 Comments || Top||

#3  Anyone know any really rich Republicans?

How about Paul O'Neill?
Posted by: Tibor || 03/05/2004 14:21 Comments || Top||

#4 
“Some people are a little too worried about what the waiter will think the next time they take a trip to Paris.” Shot of a Kerry lookalike in a bistro, saying “No, really, I’m Canadian.”
Please, please, please run that ad!

The Dems and their suck-up press and the LLL (but I repeat myself) are whiney-assed LOSERS! I've seen more mature behavior in a kindergarden.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 16:38 Comments || Top||

#5  The headline for this should be "Democrats shocked to find Bush running for re-election"
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 18:04 Comments || Top||

#6  The BBC led their international news yesterday with the supposed controversy over the ads. First time that I can recall that the lead item was not a hard news story.

The Leftie media is going to pull out all the stops to try and prevent Bush being elected.
Posted by: phil_b || 03/05/2004 18:57 Comments || Top||


Kerry blasts "savage, militaristic imagery" in ads
ScrappleFace. Do not read while drinking coffee.
(2004-03-05) -- As Democrats assailed the Bush campaign yesterday for airing TV ads that include brief images of the aftermath of the 9/11 terror attacks, Sen. John Kerry lashed out at his own presidential campaign for employing "savage, militaristic imagery" in his ads.

"Where’s the respect for the families of the victims of the Vietnam war?" asked the presumptive Democrat nominee as he viewed his own ads, apparently for the first time. "Images of a man toting a weapon, of gun boats on patrol, descriptions of battle scenes...these must be tremendously upsetting to the Vietcong vets and to the tens of thousands of American war protestors like me who fought valiantly for a despicable cause."

Mr. Kerry called upon his campaign to end its "jingoistic media assault which tries imply that a 60-year-old man has foreign policy savvy because he fought in a war 36 years ago."

The Kerry 2004 campaign refused to pull the ads, or even to respond to the senator’s remarks.
John Hawkins, of Right Wing News has a look at the relatives of the victims who were bitching in yesterday's article and finds AP guilty of a political setup.
-- Coleen Kelly who is a member of an anti-war group called "Peaceful Tomorrows" & spoke at an anti-war rally with Susan Sarandon.

-- Jeff Zack & Harold Schaitberger are the spokesman and president of the International Association of Fire Fighters Union who "gave Kerry an early endorsement in the presidential race".

-- Like Colleen Kelly, David Potorti is part of Peaceful Tomorrows: "I feel like the foreign policy of the Bush Administration is almost like a second assault on us. We had this terrorist attack and now it's almost like we have this other attack from our own government which is doing things which clearly are not in our interests, and clearly are not reducing the chances of another terrorist attack happening again. Sometimes I feel quite assaulted from all quarters. And it's just a very odd place to be -- to feel like your own government is not operating in your best interest."

-- Kristen Breitweiser has been claiming for quite a while that the Bush administration is covering up/refusing to investigate 9/11. Read more about it in this 2003 article called "Four 9/11 Moms Battle Bush" -- and yes, Breitweiser is one of moms battling Bush.
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 11:02:41 AM || Comments || Link || [9 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Absolutely freakin' hilarious.

Kerry - and the Donks who nominated him - is P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C!
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 11:05 Comments || Top||

#2  Not nearly as hilarious as watching the "perky -yet pious" Katie Couric decry the ads as distasteful, and then as NBC went to a commercial break, what comes up but a commercial for NBC Nightly News about how helpful NBC was as news organization on 9/11( ... NBC and Tom Brokaw were there....)

So, its distasteful for the prez to mention 9/11, but for NBC its apparently ok to use 9/11 to sell ad time, sandwiched in between viagra ads.
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 11:20 Comments || Top||

#3  Frank - that's hilarious.

If this is the best the left has got, they are really in bad shape.
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 11:56 Comments || Top||

#4  If the Democrats think Kerry is their Quarterhorse... They've got change comin'!
Posted by: Jack Deth || 03/05/2004 12:00 Comments || Top||

#5  this just tells me how kerry will deal with our enemies - we were fucking attacked big time -
Posted by: Dan || 03/05/2004 12:12 Comments || Top||

#6  Reminds me of the Florida ballot fiasco. Dems like to cause a ruckus and blur the facts.

ABC radio news yesterday chimed this as the lead story all day. Every thirty minutes. Useing faked concerned voices. Pure crap.
Posted by: Lucky || 03/05/2004 12:14 Comments || Top||

#7  I never watch the Today Show (it's for morons only), but did she really call the President's ads "distasteful?"
Posted by: Lou || 03/05/2004 12:30 Comments || Top||

#8  If the Democrats think Kerry is their Quarterhorse...

He's half a horse. The butt half.
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 12:57 Comments || Top||

#9  I was forced to watch CNN yesterday at the gym. You'd think with all the world news excitement here at rantburg, that they just couldn't fit it all into 30 minutes.

But instead endless ....drip droolingly boring panel discussions about Laci Peterson (does ANYONE, anywhere actually care about this case?)...gay marriage (fair enough) and updates every 5 seconds telling us that the Martha Stewart jury had still not reached a verdict.

Oh yeah, and a mention of the "uproar" over Bush using 911 imagery in his ads (they actually ran it, wonder if they did that for free). Then briefly, they reported some Iraq news, focusing mostly on the Shia massacres and how the US was blamed for lack of security and other important things like Michael Jackson has entered rehab.

Do you think we could sue them for torture??
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 13:08 Comments || Top||

#10  "Not nearly as hilarious as watching the "perky -yet pious" Katie Couric decry the ads as distasteful"

Ah, yes, Al-Qatie Couric the perky-burqa. Remember when she appeared in mourning the day after Saddam's capture?
Black, nehru-collar dress, stern tight-lipped expression, and a near-hysterical rant about the event's alleged non-significance?
Her onetime sidekick, the arrogant but stupid Bryant Gumbel, has been reduced to doing UFO pseudo-docs on the sci-fi channel. May Al-Qatie soon join him.
(During an interview between Gumbel and an Interpol official some years ago, the interviewee referred to the practice of treating terrorist outrages as "common-law crimes" rather than as acts of war. It was obvious from the following exchange that Gumball had no idea what was meant by a "common-law crime.")
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 03/05/2004 15:25 Comments || Top||

#11  Well well, looky here:

According to their contributions page, “Peaceful Tomorrows is a project of the Tides Center, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization.”

The Tides Center, in turn, is substantially financed by none other than Teresa Heinz Kerry.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 03/05/2004 15:43 Comments || Top||

#12  "Well well, looky here:

According to their contributions page, “Peaceful Tomorrows is a project of the Tides Center, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization.”

The Tides Center, in turn, is substantially financed by none other than Teresa Heinz Kerry."

Tap… tap… Surprise meter didn't budge.
Posted by: Korora || 03/05/2004 16:09 Comments || Top||

#13  Was It Katie? hard to tell, perky girlies pretending to be reporters all look the same to me. Margaret Bourke White was a news photographer, Ernie Pyle was a reporter and a journalist. William L. Shirer was a journalist. To my knowledge, none of them was a crazed right winger, but they all loved America and the power of liberty and freedom to transform people everywhere lives for the betterment of all mankind. Shirer wrote about the evils of Nazism from within Germany "Berlin Diaries" should be one of the formative books of all people who love liberty, Pyle showed the voice of American men overseas fighting against a nearly unspeakable evil. Boys dying in the islands of the pacific and their families at home knew that the man reporting on their situation did not have an axe to grind, but a story to tell. Margaret Bourke White showed in pictures men in aircraft that were dying in large number in defense of liberty. Does anyone think Couric would have that job if she had a 6 inch duelling scar on her cheek?

She can talk all she wants, she can have all the opinions she wants, just dont call it journalism. That bothers me. Good men and women have died to preserve the right of a free press and hacks like "the today show" have ruined a once proud industry.

Entertainment yes, but journalism? I hardly think so.

IF NBC or CBS or nearly every single radio station in America wants to run ads proclaiming their station as the news leader, while they show images or sounds and voices of the 9/11 massacre, then the president can put it in a video about why he should be president.

And Kerry is free to put it in his ads as well.
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/05/2004 19:13 Comments || Top||

#14  9.2 Frank. Excellent.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 19:46 Comments || Top||

#15  ABC news radio is giving kerry free time disquised as news. Running his commentary as though it's news. Thats cool, no fairness doctrine and all. But let it be known that Disney is cheating. Why?
Posted by: Lucky || 03/05/2004 23:46 Comments || Top||

#16  "Was It Katie? hard to tell, perky girlies pretending to be reporters all look the same to me."

Some of them grow up to be Senators from Texas!
Posted by: Rawsnacks || 03/06/2004 9:58 Comments || Top||


Hillary Clinton Stands Up For Outsourcing
Surprise meter just hit 8.75!
Former First Lady Hillary Clinton on Wednesday defended the general principles of free trade and outsourcing , while rejecting suggestions that she was allowing Indian info-tech major Tata Consultancy Services (TCS) to take away jobs from the state that elected her to the Senate. The New York Senator was ambushed by CNN’s Lou Dobbs on his show, a daily outlet for anti-free trade rants,
snicker
with questions about a TCS center she opened last year in Buffalo in upstate New York despite the company’s reputation as an ’outsourcer.’ "Of course, I know they outsource," Clinton retorted. "But they have also brought jobs and they intend to be a source of new jobs in the state."
Did she get a clue, or a check from TCS?
Outsourcing works both ways, she told Dobbs and his constituency of anti-free traders who tried to corner her on the issue. While not minimizing the problems of job flight, she said free trade also provided opportunities for the US to attract jobs from around the world if they got the domestic diagnosis right. The administration and the Congress needed to figure out changes in tax codes and trade laws to provide incentives for companies to keep jobs at home and create new jobs instead of blindly striking out against outsourcing.
Damm, Hillary and I agree on something. I have to go outside and see if the sun has gone dark.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 9:15:25 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  When I read the title, I thought she would be pandering to business interests knowing that her base is fiercely loyal and would forgive token forays into conservatism. This sounds genuine, though. I think she is mistaken in thinking that tax code changes will work. Businesses are fleeing costs associated with regulation, litigation and compensation claims.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:41 Comments || Top||

#2  In fact the Clintons have always been solidly pro-free trade - remember "havta Nafta"? One of the disappointments of the 2004 nomination process was how every candidate EXCEPT Joe Lieberman moved away from Clintonism on free trade - John Edwards, whom I otherwise liked, was fiercely anti-NAFTA.

SH - India doesnt have regulation and is a libertarian paradise? Dont think so. Theyre looking for lower wages and fringes - which theyre SUPPOSED to do - we should be creating high end jobs where we have comparitive advantage - and if some sectors of society are particularly hurt, we should provide them trade adjustment assistance.

Bush's own record on free trade is mixed.
Posted by: liberalhawk || 03/05/2004 9:58 Comments || Top||

#3  Did she get a clue, or a check from TCS?

I'd bet on "Check." Wish we could view her contributions transparently online.
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 10:39 Comments || Top||

#4  She does not defend outsourcing. She got caught by Dobbs for opening that TCS center. She got the center opened so she could tell folks in upstate NY, "See? Under my reign, jobs were created. No thanks to Bush."

Read the speech she gave about trade (if you can stay awake). She calls for an across-the-board 10-percent tax cut for corporations production in the US, which surprised me. But she also alludes to, though doesn't outright say, she wants universal health care (still). She calls for complete broadband in the US. How that's supposed to help business, I don't know. And she calls for money to be thrown at small businesses. To teach them stuff like how to set up a web site. Anyone too stupid to set up a web site, or pay someone to do it, probably shouldn't be running a business. she praises herself for working with eBay to hook up some folks in the Adirondacks and sell their stuff online. Again, couldn't those folks have done it on their own? She talks about the Dems holding an economic summit, much like "what my husband held after his election." And she takes every opportunity to spit on the current administration. In other words, nothing really new here.
Posted by: growler || 03/05/2004 10:58 Comments || Top||

#5  Bill was always into outsourcing his fundraising.
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 11:13 Comments || Top||

#6  yeah, shes a free trader, not a libertarian, or a conservative. Actually universal health care goes pretty well with free trade - workers who are hurt by free trade will have a stronger safety net.
Posted by: liberalhawk || 03/05/2004 11:16 Comments || Top||

#7  lh - Thanks, but no thanks.
Posted by: Raj || 03/05/2004 12:42 Comments || Top||

#8  At the risk of stating the obvious. Every economic transaction is outsourcing. Right down buying a hamburger at McDonalds. All international trade is offshore outsourcing.

The most effective thing government can do to prevent offshore outsourcing is to cut taxes and other imposts.
Posted by: phil_b || 03/05/2004 20:21 Comments || Top||

#9  She was all for outsourcing BJ's to an intern.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 21:14 Comments || Top||


North Korea warms to Kerry presidency bid
Rerun from yesterday. How quickly we forget...
North Korea’s state-controlled media are well known for reverential reporting about Kim Jong-il, the country’s dictatorial leader. But the Dear Leader is not the only one getting deferential treatment from the communist state’s propaganda machine: John Kerry, the presumptive Democratic candidate, is also getting good play in Pyongyang. In the past few weeks, speeches by the Massachusetts senator have been broadcast on Radio Pyongyang and reported in glowing terms by the Korea Central News Agency (KCNA), the official mouthpiece of Mr Kim’s communist regime.

The apparent enthusiasm for Mr Kerry may reflect little more than a "better the devil you don’t know" mentality among the North Korean apparatchiks. Rather than dealing with President George W. Bush and hawkish officials in his administration, Pyongyang seems to hope victory for the Democratic candidate on November 2 would lead to a softening in US policy towards the country’s nuclear weapons programme. But both Mr Kerry and Mr Bush are committed to North Korean disarmament. Mr Kerry, however, would renew bilateral negotiations between Washington and Pyongyang, while Mr Bush has sought to manage the conversation with North Korea through multilateral talks. Mr Kerry has also been more forthright about setting out the economic rewards for North Korea if it disarms. The Bush administration appears in no hurry to tackle the North Korea issue before the election, aware that a US compromise with Pyongyang would represent an embarrassing climbdown, while confrontation would risk a bloody - and electorally disastrous - war.

If North Korea is hoping that a Democratic victory would herald a return to Bill Clinton’s policy of engagement with Pyongyang, then Gordon Flake, head of the Mansfield Centre for Pacific Affairs in Washington, cautions Mr Kim against expecting too much from Mr Kerry. "It would be harder for a Democratic president to do a deal because there would be a lot of pressure on him not to be a soft touch," he says.

Either way, the North Korean media is a constituency Mr Kerry could do without. Second only to the warm words Mr Kerry has enjoyed from Jane Fonda, the actress and antiwar liberal who is still a bugbear of the American right, a signal of support from the Dear Leader will delight conservative talk-show hosts and Republicans eager to paint Mr Kerry as soft on national security. A small group of Vietnam veterans has already branded Mr Kerry as "Hanoi John" - a reference to his antiwar activities in 1971 after he returned from serving in Vietnam. Mr Kerry was first introduced to North Korea’s information-starved people in early February, when Radio Pyongyang reported that opinion polls indicated he was likely to defeat Mr Bush. A few days later, the station broadcast comments by Mr Kerry criticising Mr Bush for deceiving the world about Iraq’s elusive weapons of mass destruction. Later in February, KCNA welcomed Mr Kerry’s pledge to adopt a more "sincere attitude" towards North Korea if elected. "Senator Kerry, who is seeking the presidential candidacy of the Democratic Party, sharply criticised President Bush, saying it was an ill-considered act to deny direct dialogue with North Korea," said the news agency.
Posted by: tipper || 03/05/2004 12:54:54 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Hanoi Jane...Korean Kerry. That does have a nice "warm" ring to it.
Posted by: anymouse || 03/05/2004 1:44 Comments || Top||

#2  do their people wonder what its like for one candidate to criticize another in a bourgeorse capitalist election--or are they too hungry munching grass for sustenance to care?
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI || 03/05/2004 2:39 Comments || Top||

#3  So Iran and NK are for Kerry. I wonder when Syria, Venezuala and Zimbabwe will announce their endorsements.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:46 Comments || Top||

#4  It is unfair to associate Kerry with this. He did not ask for it, and he has promised to be just as tough on North Korea as Bush.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 10:41 Comments || Top||

#5  Kerry would be just as 'tough' with North Korea as he had been with [North] Vietnam before...
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/05/2004 12:04 Comments || Top||

#6  You have to be kidding. Hanoi John dishonored his uniform , flag and country on his return from NAM. I'd rather suck shit out of an outhouse than vote for that traitor to his country. The news media eventually will start asking the tough questions. We will see how well enamoured be becomes with his fellow countrymen when his true war record is brought to light. I'll tell you up front right here and now there are a lot of vets who despise this guy for what he has done. As an ex NAM vet I'll keep spreading the word on this pathetic piece of excrement who thinks he is caliber to become CIC.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 12:06 Comments || Top||

#7  2 out of 3 Axis of Evil Members agree.....
Posted by: wen || 03/05/2004 14:25 Comments || Top||

#8  Here are our latest election slogans, which we brainwash teach all of our happy people here in the Workers' Paradise:

A vote for Kerry is a vote for Kim.

Vote for Kerry or we will kill you.

Vote Kerry. He'll fight the special interests that stand in our way.

It's no fluke, he'll share the nukes. Kerry in '04.

Kerry in '04. He won't ask. We won't tell.

Kerry, our beloved nominee for President of the American Criminal State.
Posted by: Kim Jong-il || 03/05/2004 21:40 Comments || Top||


Home Front: WoT
Update On Prank Call
A U.S. Army Reserve sergeant whose husband is charged with concocting a story about her death said she wants a divorce. Betsy Valentin, in an interview with The Sunday Republican of Waterbury, said her husband’s lie was the last straw in a 17-year marriage that has been faltering for some time. Edward Valentin is charged with falsely reporting an incident after telling reporters that the Defense Department called to tell him his wife died in an explosion in Iraq. Police later inspected his phone records and discovered that Valentin made up the story.

Betsy Valentin said she has not had the willpower to get out of the marriage, despite pressure from her family. She said her husband was emotionally and sometimes physically abusive. "I guess I just got so used to that way of living, almost like a bad habit that is hard to break," she said. "And I was OK with that, I guess." She returned home to Waterbury from Iraq last week, following her husband’s arrest. Police said Edward Valentin was courting another woman, who did not want to date a married man. Edward Valentin has declined to comment since his arrest, but allegedly told police that he hoped his story would prompt military officials to send his wife home early. The Valentins have a 12-year-old daughter and two sons, aged 13 and 15. Betsy Valentin said she spoke with her husband shortly after his arrest. "I called him from Kuwait, and he asked me if I would help him because he didn’t want to go to prison," she said. "I just hung up."
This just pisses me off!
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 5:08:27 PM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Sounds like he wanted her home so he could dump the kids and go off with the other woman.

Jerk.
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 18:41 Comments || Top||

#2  Now she can dump his ass and he can have another woman when he gets out of jug. Sounds fair to me.
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 20:24 Comments || Top||


Grad Student Charged With Aiding Terrorists
A graduate student from Saudi Arabia — already jailed on immigration charges — has been accused of helping to raise funds for a militant Palestinian organization. Sami Omar Al-Hussayen was charged with conspiracy to provide material support to terrorism after federal prosecutors said he helped run Web sites that urge people to contribute money to Hamas. But an attorney for Al-Hussayen, a computer science student at the University of Idaho, said his client is innocent.
Natch...
"I think that what is going on here is that when you have an innocent man, it is extremely difficult to articulate charges against him," said David Nevin, who learned of the indictment from a reporter Thursday.
"Pure as the driven snow..."
Al-Hussayen, 34, has been in a jail near Boise since being arrested at his Moscow home in February 2003. He was charged then with student visa fraud and making false statements to obtain a visa. On Jan. 9, federal prosecutors won an indictment adding the new charge. Al-Hussayen is scheduled to stand trial April 13. If convicted on the new charge, he could get up to 15 years in prison. The seven visa fraud charges carry 25-year maximum sentences, and the four false-statements counts have five-year maximums. Al-Hussayen's wife and children have returned to Saudi Arabia after being ordered by immigration officials to leave.
"Get the hell out and don't come back!"
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 11:17 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Abused our generous welcome and open society?

Burn him.

Profile.
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:56 Comments || Top||


Prank call tells husband wife killed in Iraq
Hat tip PW.
A phone call to Eddie Valentin saying that his wife, a U.S. Army Reserve sergeant, had been killed in an explosion in Iraq turned out to be a hoax.
What asshole would DO such a thing!?
But it took him nearly 24 hours to find out that the report of Sgt. Betsy Valentin’s death was false. ``I went crazy. I banged my head against the wall,’’ Eddie Valentin said Thursday. The caller Wednesday claimed to be a colonel with the U.S. Department of Defense and knew personal information about Betsy Valentin, including her Social Security number, her husband said.
Eep!
On Thursday afternoon, another call to Eddie Valentin cleared things up. It was his 37-year-old wife telling him that there had been no explosion and no injuries. Her call was prompted by an e-mail message to her from a reporter for the Republican-American who had interviewed her when she was home on leave last month. The reporter sent the message after being unable to confirm the report of her death with military officials. A reply came four hours later. She wrote that she was fine and had spent the day packing up gear she no longer needed. She followed that up with the call to her husband. Police were at the Valentin home when the sergeant’s call came in. ``There are a lot of sick people in this world,’’ Eddie Valentin told his wife.
No kidding.
After talking to the military, police said Friday they are sure the call was a cruel prank, and they are pursuing a criminal investigation. ``The military was definitive. That is not how they notify next of kin when there has been a casualty,’’ said police Sgt. Scott Stevenson. Army officials said next of kin normally are notified in person by a soldier in uniform. Next of kin are only notified by telephone in rare cases, such as when the military wants to tell a family member before the name is released in the news media, they said. ``No one in the Army has placed this call,’’ said Tesia Williams, spokeswoman for the U.S. Army human resources command. She said there have been at least two other similar hoaxes.
Ouch.
Police executed a search warrant Friday to obtain cell phone records to determine where the call came from, Stevenson said. Potential charges would include harassment and criminal impersonation, Stevenson said. ``The husband, he was just incredulous,’’ Stevenson said. ``He could not comprehend who would make a phone call like that.’’

Turns out nobody did. See the followup, posted by Lil Dhimmi.
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 10:43:41 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I sort of recall more than two of these incidents. It doesn't surprise me that some anti-war anti-Bush shithead would screw with people's heads like that.
Posted by: growler || 03/05/2004 11:00 Comments || Top||

#2  My first thought was that the law should find this joker and deal with him. Then I thought, nah, just figure out who he is and let the First Sargeant of this woman's unit know. He'll know how to take care of it.
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 11:02 Comments || Top||

#3  When they catch and convict the bastard who did this, his sentence should be to go to Iraq and clean toilets for the U.S. Forces for a month. And no contact with his own family (assuming he even has one) during the time he's gone.

Or hang him up by his balls - his choice.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 11:03 Comments || Top||

#4  This has happened before. The services need to do a better job of communicating their policies regarding notice of kin, so that a$$hole lefties can't prey on family members.
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 11:07 Comments || Top||

#5  Barbara, I like the "no contact with his family" part of what you said. Maybe from time to time someone can approach him and say "Sorry to break this to you, but there was a car accident the other day...". Or would that be to cruel?
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 11:08 Comments || Top||

#6  Isn't is Army policy that when a soldier dies, an officer pays a personal visit to the family to break the news?
Posted by: growler || 03/05/2004 11:10 Comments || Top||

#7  Maybe it was Moby who called. He has admitted that he is willing to lie and deceive people to get rid of Bush. For the record, I agree with SW's approach.
Posted by: Tibor || 03/05/2004 11:24 Comments || Top||

#8  so did kerry's team have a few down moments free - since according to kerry american soldiers are monsters.
Posted by: Dan || 03/05/2004 12:06 Comments || Top||

#9  Isn't is Army policy that when a soldier dies, an officer pays a personal visit to the family to break the news?

That always seemed to be the case. Anyone with friend or family in Iraq would be wise to get clarification on this from the proper officials just in case some Moby-like asshole tries this crap on other people.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/05/2004 12:34 Comments || Top||

#10  There were dozens of cases such as this during the Vietnam War. Quite a number of them were perpetrated by Vietnam Veterans Against the War. My wife got one such call five minutes after I'd hung up with her on a MARS call. If I remember correctly, about a dozen people were prosecuted for this kind of behavior in the 1970's, and several of them got a year or more in prison.

The military has a policy that the notification of the death of a soldier/sailor/airman/marine is ALWAYS done in person, usually by an officer AND a chaplain. When it's a non-combat death, it's usually done by the unit commander and First Sergeant, along with a local chaplain. The sickos that make telephone calls like this deserve to be locked away for the remainder of their short, brutal lives in an unheated jail cell in central Alaska.
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/05/2004 12:48 Comments || Top||

#11  Was "We Were Soldiers" inaccurate when it had a taxi cab driver delivering telegrams to newly widowed women?
Posted by: Tibor || 03/05/2004 14:23 Comments || Top||

#12  Tibor - no. As OP said - every notification that I am aware of was always conducted in person.
Posted by: Doc8404 || 03/05/2004 14:49 Comments || Top||

#13  'We Were Soldiers' was not right. A soldier of equal or higher rank and a Chaplain come to the door. When they find this IDIOT they should make sure EVERYONE in the city/county/state knows their name. I also like the idea of sending him to Iraq! If you need a guard for him I have experience and am willing to travel.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 16:04 Comments || Top||

#14  Google "Betsy Valentin". Police inspected the phone records and found out he was lying about the whole thing. She's seeking a divorce.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 16:44 Comments || Top||

#15  Well that pisses me off!
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 17:05 Comments || Top||


Virginia Paintball Jihadis Convicted
Three American Muslims accused of training for holy war against the United States by waging paintball battles in the Virginia woods were convicted Thursday of conspiring to support terrorism. Prosecutors said the three were part of a "Virginia jihad network" that used paintball games in 2000 and 2001 to train for holy war around the globe. After the Sept. 11 attacks, the group allegedly focused its efforts on defending the Taliban. Two of the defendants were accused of traveling to Pakistan to train with a terrorist group.
The schools in Afghanistan must have been full.
Masoud Khan, 34, of Gaithersburg, Md., was found guilty of the most serious charges, including conspiracy to levy war against the United States and conspiracy to contribute services to the Taliban.
Khannnnnnn!
Seifullah Chapman, 31, of Alexandria and Hammad Abdur-Raheem, 35, of Falls Church, Va., were also convicted on terrorism conspiracy counts.
Goodbye, assholes.
"These convictions are a stark reminder that terrorist organizations are active in the United States," Atty. Gen. John Ashcroft said. The defendants waived a jury trial and were convicted by U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema, who said she did not believe the testimony of the two defendants who took the stand.
"Lies! They lied!"
Muslim activists held a news conference outside the courthouse to denounce the government’s treatment of Muslims after Sept. 11. Bernie Grimm, who represented Khan, said the case was the result of "9/11 hysteria."
No, Bernie, "hysteria" is when we lynch your clients before the trial. Justice is when we hang them after the trial.
Firearms convictions related to the conspiracy charges require a mandatory minimum sentence of 90 years for Khan.
90 years should do nicely.
Chapman faces a mandatory minimum sentence of 35 years; Abdur-Raheem does not face a minimum term.
Just make it a long time, please.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 10:25:00 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Wow...I stand corrected on Brinkema. I had thought she was a card carrying member of the LLL when she threw out some government evidence. But...I hereby eat crow and apologize for mis-judging her.
Posted by: mjh || 03/05/2004 10:55 Comments || Top||

#2  Naawww, mjh, Brinkema's cool. You're just not used to a judge actually following the law. ;-)
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 11:07 Comments || Top||

#3  Jeez.... I'm gonna need the braille version of RB pretty quick. I thought the headline said Pinball Jihadis. Use the flippers in a game of skill to keep the pinball from reaching the bus.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 11:54 Comments || Top||

#4  LOL! That's too funny Shipman!
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 15:11 Comments || Top||

#5  The full text of the judges memorandum can be read here.

Additional: A fourth defendant who had been on trial, Caliph Basha ibn Abdur-Raheem, was acquitted on all charges midway through the trial after Brinkema said she no saw evidence linking him to the conspiracy in any meaningful way.
Six members of the alleged conspiracy have already pleaded guilty to various charges related to the alleged conspiracy. Four were sentenced to prison terms ranging from 4 years to 11 ½ years. Two others pleaded guilty and have yet to be sentenced, but face mandatory minimum sentences of 20 and 15 years. Five of those who entered guilty pleas testified for the prosecution at trial. Prosecutors could seek to have their sentences reduced if they are deemed to have cooperated with the investigation.



Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 15:42 Comments || Top||


Attorney General John Ashcroft hospitalized with severe gallstone pancreatitis
Attorney General John Ashcroft has been hospitalized with a severe case of gallstone pancreatitis, his chief spokesman said Friday. Justice Department spokesman Mark Corallo, said the 61-year-old attorney general initially believed he had stomach flu. "He went home and when the condition worsened, he was visited by White House Physician Daniel Parks, M.D. who advised that he go to the emergency room," Corallo said. He said Ashcroft was taken Thursday night to the emergency room of the George Washington University Hospital here for evaluation of stomach complaints.
Posted by: Karma || 03/05/2004 9:04:17 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  If I were Bush I'd want a new Attorney General before the elections. People can debate on if Ashcroft did a good job, or if he was Gerbels, but the fact is he's a lightning rod for the wackos and replacing him honorably has lots of benefits. Such a replacement should happen roughly about now, to ensure the new Attorney General takes up the news feeds for the next week or so.

I'm not suggesting the illness is a Karl Rove trick, but I do think Karl Rove should be having serious discussions with Bush right now about taking advantage of the sitution.

Attorney General Rudy Guliani has a nice ring to it. He cleaned up NY and he's got his moderate credentials. Also it keeps him in the limelight for the 2008 elections.
Posted by: ruprecht || 03/05/2004 11:40 Comments || Top||

#2  ruprecht, I'd rather have Rudy out there campaigning for Bush. AG is one of several cabinet posts (State's another) that traditionally don't get involved in the campaign.
Posted by: snellenr || 03/05/2004 12:39 Comments || Top||

#3  Ashcroft is a lightening rod?

Cheney is a lightening rod.
Rumsfeld is a lightning rod.
Pickering is a lightning rod.
Wolfewicz is a lightning rod
GWB is a big lightning rod.

Awful lot o' lightning goin' round.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 13:12 Comments || Top||

#4  John, you make a good point but Ashcroft (burning the constitution don't you know) and Cheney (Haliburton! Haliburton!) are the big targets. Rudy could be put into either position and I'd be happy (I'd rather see him as VP myself because I don't see Cheney's being elected with his bad heart).

Snellenr, the mere fact of Rudy's appointment would get him a lot of press time to say good things about the administration. He wouldn't campaign so to speak, but he could be included in election media in a very positive way.
Posted by: ruprecht || 03/05/2004 14:10 Comments || Top||

#5  Ouch. This happened to my brother. He'll be in a bad way for a while...
Posted by: Ptah || 03/05/2004 14:46 Comments || Top||

#6  What's the DUs take on this? "Serves him right", "I hope he dies", that sort of thing? I imagine they are ululating.
Posted by: Scott || 03/05/2004 16:13 Comments || Top||


Airlines losing weapons authorized to pilots
‘ Gun-authorized pilots report weapons missing’
The Transportation Security Administration require these pilots ‘ to check their weapons with passenger luggage when they fly as a passenger between routes they’re scheduled to pilot..."In the last 60 days, we believe 300 weapons have been misplaced," said Dean Roberts of the Airline Pilots Security Alliance. "We don’t know where those weapons will end up."’ The TSA’s policy ‘"violates the original legislation passed by Congress that says pilots should not be separated from their weapons," said John Mazor of the Air Line Pilots Association. "The safest way to carry it is in a holster, on a person." ’
WTF !?*#$%! The TSA is AWOL from the WOT
Posted by: Tresho || 03/05/2004 3:57:07 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Evidently, all the bagage handlers are now packing heat.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:10 Comments || Top||

#2  When will W ask Stormin' Norman Mineta to write his resignation letter???
Posted by: Frank G || 03/05/2004 10:02 Comments || Top||

#3  this is outrageous!
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 10:29 Comments || Top||

#4  Oh, that's brilliant! Separate the guns from the most secure and reliable people (pilots) and run them through the least secure department (the baggage handlers) where damn near anybody with minimum clearance could get their hands on them. Lovely. Just lovely.
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 10:36 Comments || Top||

#5  Pilots blame TSA policies that require them to check their weapons with passenger luggage when they fly as a passenger between routes they're scheduled to pilot.

Haaahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!! To summarize the TSA's policy about this in one word: S-T-U-P-I-D.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/05/2004 10:38 Comments || Top||

#6  Yeah... but don't they look oh-so-professional in their new uniforms?

Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 10:41 Comments || Top||

#7  "Hey Bubba, take care of that bag! The one marked PILOT"

Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 13:21 Comments || Top||


International-UN-NGOs
U.S. Criticized Over Arab Women's Rights
NEW YORK (AP) - The U.S. government hasn't done enough to promote women's rights in Iraq and Afghanistan, three women's organizations said Thursday.
Other than liberate them from Saddam and Mullah Omar, you mean.
The criticism came as the Feminist Majority, the Women's Environment and Development Organization, and the Center for Health and Gender Equality released their Global Women's Issues Scorecard.
Wonder if these old biddies have an agenda?
U.S. officials have been strong in their verbal support for including women's rights in the Afghan constitution, Eleanor Smeal, president of the Feminist Majority, said in a telephone conference. "But strong statements have not been met with actual action."
We could force them at the point of a rifle, but that wouldn't work long-term. Not that Eleanor would know anything about that either.
She argued that women's rights are threatened by Afghan efforts to make family law subject to Islamic codes, by insecurity and the rise of militias, and by the U.S. failure to give Eleanor everything she wants now, including a pony spend on reconstruction.
Anytime the fierce old bats at NOW want to take on the Taliban, fine with me.
The U.S. State Department had no immediate comment.
"Marvin! What's our response to these saintly ladies?"
"Ignore them, Mr. Secretary?"
"That never works with Eleanor. C'mon, I need something here."
"You could laugh in her face."
"Much as I'd like to, that's no good either."
"I'm fresh out, sir."
June Zeitlin, head of the New York-based Women's Environment and Development Organization, said that in Iraq, women's participation in the transitional leadership has been very limited, despite pledges by the U.S.-led coalition to promote it. "I think the administration just doesn't get it," she said. "They are speaking about women's rights and participation. I think they have underestimated the extremism (opposing women's rights) ... in both societies."
We didn't under-estimate it, we knew going in what it would be. But go ahead June, you persaude Sistani to include more women in the Shi'a leadership.
Iraqi women have achieved some victories - for example, a clause in the interim constitution that sets a goal of 25 percent women's representation under the future elected government. But they have done so largely by demanding it themselves in street demonstrations, Zeitlin said, adding that U.S. officials didn't favor a quota system.
Eeeek! They did it themselves? They didn't have Eleanor there to demand it for them? I'm having the vapors, I'd best go lie down!
"Experience around the world shows that without quotas, women have not achieved critical mass" in politics, she said.
Just like here in the U.S. ... er, no, that's not right, I mean, just like in the U.K., ... um, no, I mean France, oh wait ...
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 00:24 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  What are we going to do with a third world full of women who think the U.S.A. owes them a living? That's where these "Women's Idiots", (insert the name of your choice), organizations are out there doing. They're teaching these women how to DEMAND "entitlements" from the U.S. treasury.
Posted by: Danny || 03/05/2004 0:35 Comments || Top||

#2  If these "feminists" are so concerned with the plight and future of 3rd world women, I'd suggest they get off their Western asses and to over there and do something constructive to help the women.

But they'll never give up their comfy Western lives. They're whiners, not doers.

And I resent them for the bad name they give real women.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2004 0:43 Comments || Top||

#3  Why don't they go over to Iraq and make their case to Mullah Sadr?

Go up to Khandahar and deliver their report to the locals? Huh?

Think globally, act locally. Go develop some community ties, human networks, spread freedom and opportunity? Go preach women's rights to the village Imam in the tribal lands on Pakistan's border.
Posted by: Tokyo Taro || 03/05/2004 0:51 Comments || Top||

#4  They can't do that, TT, they might muss up their hair. Ya can't make a statement with bad hair.

Whereas I think the women of Rantburg could go over there and kick Sadr's ass.
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 0:58 Comments || Top||

#5  Let me guess. These three women organizations called to demonstrate against the war for oil and called to ask about "why they hate us" instead of Afgahnistan.
Posted by: JFM || 03/05/2004 2:04 Comments || Top||

#6  Excellent Comments All.
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 2:27 Comments || Top||

#7  While our feminists are arguing for, (well.. what are they arguing for these days?) those gals over there in Afghanistan and Iraq are fighting real problems, the chattle attitude, the Shaira laws that say that female adulterers get stoned while men go free, manditory burka wearing, no education because you got an innie instead of an outie. Why western feminists don't do more to help them is beyond me. Makes ours look like hypocrits.
Posted by: Ben || 03/05/2004 4:59 Comments || Top||

#8  I believe that there are several worthwhile feminist groups in the US that make a diference - the League of Women Voters comes to mind. These three groups do not fall into that catagory.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 7:44 Comments || Top||

#9  Eleanor Smeal, president of the Feminist Majority, said in a telephone conference. "But strong statements have not been met with actual action."

Lord, have mercy. It's back. Just when you think the women's rights movement is over and women's rights won, here comes Eleanor bitching some more.

I think the administration just doesn't get it," she said. "They are speaking about women's rights and participation. I think they have underestimated the extremism (opposing women's rights...

June, just a hint: I wouldn't talk about extremeism while leading a pack of carpet munchers. Cute trick though, complaining about Bush inasmuch as he was the one who knocked out two anti-western values governments and restored some sanity in government there. Not even your fave cabana boy Clinton had the cajones to do that.

Oopsie. Did I say cajones?
Posted by: badanov || 03/05/2004 8:59 Comments || Top||

#10  Radical feminists - why do they hate us?
Posted by: Sparks || 03/05/2004 9:13 Comments || Top||

#11  I'll wager that the three named organizations put together don't have the number of members as Concerned Women for America.
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 10:31 Comments || Top||

#12  Relax... they just want someone to look pained and talk a bunch of sh*t about policies he never intends to pursue. Clinton set the bar pretty high in this respect.
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 10:52 Comments || Top||

#13  I see the script for a new movie....Godzilla vs the Taliban....

wait, that was so last year.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:14 Comments || Top||

#14  I see the script for a new movie....Godzilla vs the Taliban....

wait, that was so last year.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:14 Comments || Top||

#15  its is not up to the US to dictate internal issues for these people. we need to maintain the communication and support for these issues and ensure raghead terrorists do not gain controll. outside of this it is up to the locals. we can do only so much.
if we keep the ragheads at bay then moderate forces in these countries and take the forefront.
Posted by: Dan || 03/05/2004 15:11 Comments || Top||

#16  These aren't feminists, IMHO, they're LLL morons who're hiding behind their gender in hopes of making any dissent to their idiocy seem un-PC.

Melike wymyns. Merespect wymyns. The best programmer I've ever known was a wymyns. I wanted to jump her brain - and her bones were pretty great, too - but that brain... yummynumms! In all aspects of law, wymyns should be treated absolutely equally. Period.
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 21:51 Comments || Top||

#17  Something else that's America's fault? Oh, well. Add it to the list...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 22:29 Comments || Top||


Southeast Asia
U.N. Envoy: Myanmar Committed to Reform
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - The U.N. special envoy to Myanmar says relations between the military regime and democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi are improving, but the junta has yet to decide whether to free her from house arrest.
"Things are getting better. Slowly. You know."
Razali Ismail, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan's special representative, said on his return from a four-day visit to Myanmar that Prime Minister Gen. Khin Nyunt appears committed to allowing democracy after a 42-year absence, but needs more power to push it through. "I am convinced that the prime minister wants to move the process forward all the way to democracy," Razali told reporters. "He needs to be given a full mandate and full power to do this." He declined to say directly whether Khin Nyunt currently had enough clout to negotiate Suu Kyi's release from house arrest, saying that issue "must be determined within the ... power arrangement" of the junta.
In other words, no.
Khin Nyunt, a former intelligence chief, was appointed prime minister last August in a restructuring of the government and is seen as somewhat of a moderate. But he still answers to Senior Gen. Than Shwe, chief of the junta.
"How high, boss?"
The trip produced "good, useful work" toward implementing Khin Nyunt's "road map" to democracy - a plan supposed to lead to democratic elections on an unspecified timetable, Razali said. "But the first thing they have to do is get her released and allow her party" to operate again, Razali said.
That would be a first step, eh?
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 00:33 || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The Junta finally understood what Arafat has known all along - one doesn't need to actually do anything to keep the UN happy.What one needs is a process,a "road map" if you will,to justify all the bureaucrats' free lunches and fat salaries.Keep talking,guys.I can smell progress already.
Posted by: El Id || 03/05/2004 6:10 Comments || Top||

#2  A shining example of UN effectiveness. This charade has been going on for nearly twenty years and *Nothing* has changed.
Posted by: phil_b || 03/05/2004 18:32 Comments || Top||

#3  Myanmar! Get in there for Burma!
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/06/2004 0:02 Comments || Top||


Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Lebanon’s Police Chief Injured in Bombing
A bomb exploded as south Lebanon’s police chief was driving across a bridge in the eastern region early Friday, blowing off one foot and mangling another, security officials said. It was unclear whether the bomb was planted in the military jeep of Brig. Jean Akl, the head of the Internal Security Forces in south Lebanon, or on the road in the eastern city of Zahle. The 8:30 a.m. blast blew off Akl’s right foot and seriously damaged his left foot, security officials in Beirut and Zahle said on condition of anonymity. The officials said Akl was in a stable condition in Zahle hospital. Zahle, which is 28 miles east of Beirut, is the provincial capital of the Bekaa Valley.
Posted by: Evert Visser || 03/05/2004 6:06:33 AM || Comments || Link || [6 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Bombs. Bombs and more bombs........How is a faithful follower of terror supposed to make aliving.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 8:48 Comments || Top||

#2  Zahle, which is 28 miles east of Beirut, is the provincial capital of the Bekaa Valley. You would think that the Police Chief of the Bekaa Valley would be perpetually hunkered down in a bunker.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:51 Comments || Top||

#3  The guy probably pissed someone off. It's that humiliation/revenge thing.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/05/2004 12:46 Comments || Top||


IDF Intelligence Overheard Iran and Pakistan’s Nuke Deals
A report by the New Yorker credits Israel with intercepting coded communication between Pakistan and Iran leading to the exposure of the international black market for nuclear-weapons material. “Israeli signals-intelligence agency, known as Unit 8200, broke a sophisticated Iranian code and began monitoring communications that included talk between Iran and Pakistan about Iran’s burgeoning nuclear-weapons program,” says the New Yorker report. “The Israeli intelligence community has many covert contacts inside Iran, stemming from the strong ties it had there before the overthrow of the Shah, in 1979; some of these ties still exist.”

The report alleges that the reason no outrage has emanated from the United States over Pakistan’s recent pardon of Dr. Abdul Qadeer Khan, the father of Pakistan’s nuclear weapons program – who recently admitted to being “solely responsible for operating an international black market in nuclear-weapons materials”- stems from a deal allowing U.S. troops to go after Osama Bin Laden in Pakistani territory. It also draws an alarming picture of a web of deception and nuclear proliferation that has spread throughout the Arab world, with the main culprits seemingly immune to international action by merit of Pakistan’s cooperation in the U.S. war effort. “The Israeli intercepts have been shared, in some form, with the United States intelligence community,” reads the report, “and they show that high-level officials in Islamabad and Tehran had frequent conversations about the I.A.E.A. investigation and its implications.” The report concluded that, “It’s clear from the intercepts
 that Iran did not want to give up its nuclear potential. The Pakistani response was, ‘Don’t give away the whole ballgame and we’ll look out for you’.”
Posted by: Evert Visser || 03/05/2004 4:53:09 AM || Comments || Link || [7 views] Top|| File under:

#1  This is still residual from before the Khan revelations. It is unlikely that proliferation from Pakistan will continue.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:27 Comments || Top||

#2  you can rest assured that if US troops are operating in Pakland to catch Bin Laden, that some intrepid NY Times reporter will try and expose this, ergo shutting down the mission due to Paki outrage. They'll convince themselves they're exposing the current version of Nixon's "secret war" in Cambodia and Laos - a certain pulitzer prize winner, I'm sure.
Posted by: Frank G || 03/05/2004 9:56 Comments || Top||

#3  Let's hear it for the Zionist sleepers...
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 12:02 Comments || Top||


Terror Networks
Al Qaeda boss confused phone SIM with cloaking device (DumbAss)
Al Qaeda’s technological expertise is perhaps somewhat less than it’s cracked up to be, we note from a New York Times report on events surrounding the arrest of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed in Karachi a year ago. Mohammed, and indeed other Al Qaeda operatives, seems to have used a Swisscom ’anonymous’ mobile phone card under the quite weird misapprehension that its insertion in a phone somehow, er, anonymised the phone.

Well, that’s the only possible explanation we can see for his reportedly switching handsets frequently, but keeping the same SIM, and an "official" quoted in the NYT says he wasn’t alone. "They’d switch phones but use the same cards. The people were stupid enough to use the same cards all of the time. It was a very good thing for us."

Well indeed. In addition Mohammed, who has a degree in engineering from North Carolina Agricultural and Technology University (oh yes he has), even "ordered the cards in bulk" from a company in Geneva.

Fortunately Al Qaeda appears not to read The Register, otherwise they would have noted our observation last year that thinking terrorists would be unlikely to use Swisscom anonymous SIMs because they would effectively be a CIA-magnet: "But if a Swiss pay as you go system turned up in operation in, say, Pakistan, then it is to be expected that alert lights will go off, the phone’s location will be tracked, and the security services will move in."

Oddly enough, although it appears there was massive surveillance of Swisscom SIM use, and the NYT piece is pitched as a victory for technology over terror, the key seems to have been good, old-fashioned raids and two people who were sloppy with their phone books.

Mohammed’s arrest was the result of a tip-off, and yielded a large stack of phone numbers for people he was in contact with. The presence in Pakistan of a Swisscom SIM that later turned to be one used by Mohammed was discovered after a raid in Germany on a suspect who was also careless with his phone numbers. It would seem that this man’s phone book suggested that the Swisscom SIM was a weapon of choice for at least the blockheaded wing of Al Qaeda, which resulted in close monitoring of traffic. This did not yield much in the way of conversation, as they were careful about what they said, but it clearly helped in narrowing down the location of suspects.

The story’s coming out now because those involved have now either been rolled up or have figured out they might just have a problem with their phone methodology. And, we suspect, because the authorities feel some positive press might be nice. As for Al Qaeda’s technology wing, just cross your fingers they still haven’t figured out how to buy an anonymous SIM, how SIMs actually work, and how to stay anonymous while using them. ®
Posted by: JackAssFestival || 03/05/2004 2:06:03 PM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Wow stunned by thier stupidity, incredable!!
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K || 03/05/2004 14:13 Comments || Top||

#2  Damn--I love stories like this, but I hate seeing it publicized. I'd rather I didn't know and they didn't know so the Good Guys™ could keep this up!
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 14:34 Comments || Top||

#3  Thanks, NYT for that PSA to Al Qaeda. Much appreciated...jackasses.
Posted by: mjh || 03/05/2004 14:35 Comments || Top||

#4  Shhhhhhhhh. Gez, can't any keep a secret.
Posted by: Dragon Fly || 03/05/2004 14:45 Comments || Top||

#5  's okay. I'm guessing they've developed a New! Improved! cloaking device for their phones now. ;)
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 15:25 Comments || Top||

#6  Dumb terrorists!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 16:19 Comments || Top||

#7  Well if the Klingons can cloak a whole Bird of Prey we certainly can cloak telephone calls.
Posted by: whitecollar redneck || 03/05/2004 17:17 Comments || Top||

#8  How exactly do morons achieve? By getting lots of help?
Posted by: Rawsnacks || 03/06/2004 9:42 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
Iraq Interim Constitution Signing Delayed
EFL, hat tip to Drudge Report
Also, did I beat the Army of Steves in posting this?

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Shiite members of Iraq’s Governing Council refused to sign the interim constitution at the last minute Friday, delaying a signing ceremony after the country’s top Shiite cleric rejected parts of the document, Iraqi officials said. The council agreed to the accord unanimously Monday, but Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Husseini al-Sistani rejected provisions put into the text at the request of the Kurds to protect their self-rule area in the north, said a source in the council, speaking on condition of anonymity. "The marja’iya (al-Sistani’s office) will not accept it," the source said. Also in dispute was a clause outlining the shape of the presidency in the future government, a Shiite official said. The Shiites were reviving a demand that would let them dominate the presidency, he said.
* * *
One of the clauses was sought by the Kurds to ensure that the eventual permanent constitution, to be put to a national referendum, does not encroach on their self-rule zone in the north. The clause says that if two-thirds of the voters in any three provinces reject the permanent charter, it will not go into effect. The Kurd self-rule region includes three provinces in the north.
* * *
The council members that refused to sign were Ahmad Chalabi of the Iraqi National Congress, Abdel-Aziz al-Hakim of the Supreme Council, Ibrahim al-Jaafari of the Dawa party, independent Shiite Mouwafak al-Rubaie and the current council president, Shiite cleric Muhammad Bahr al-Ulloom, al-Bayati said.
* * *
So why do I feel like the US has been played by Chalabi? I just hope that, while he thinks he’s using us, we’re actually out playing him . . .
Posted by: cingold || 03/05/2004 7:28:59 PM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Question for Rantburgers- is it Paul Bremers place to stand up to Sistani? Seems to be a big mistake not pimp slapping Sistani earlier. This guys agenda is clearly at odds with ours. What can be done? Let him be boomed?
Posted by: ne1469 || 03/05/2004 19:48 Comments || Top||

#2  Bremer is walking a very tough, tight line. He wants the interim constitution to be of, for and by the Iraqi people. Sistani controls (influences) 30K Shi'ites who will take to the streets at the drop of a fatwa. If Sistani says "illegitimate", it is.

The Kurds have a right to be worried, but Sistani also has a point, sort of.

I personally think it's already doomed. As soon as you let a statement that "no law can be passed that is contrary to Islam", the game is over. An unelected judicial body can decide constitutionality by their interpretation of Islam. And I fear for the women of Iraq.
Posted by: Loren || 03/05/2004 22:30 Comments || Top||

#3  I think that Iraq, from the Sunni Triangle south is "doomed" to something, just not sure exactly what... civil war, years of jihadi strife, sectarian murder, lies, deceit, mob rule, insanity, Islam... I don't have all of the shackles that bind Bremer and the Bush Admin. I am with both of you on your main points, regards the Arabs, they need a massive slap-down then reboot the southern half.

The Kurds should not be held back.

My armchair solution:
Partition Irak into North and South. Write their initial constitution for them and IMPOSE it for 20 years - one generation. Turn the North loose now. Turn the South into a US-admin protectorate until they 'get it'. Stomp the shit out of violators with extreme prejudice. Only total ruthlessness will be respected. Sad. True.

BTW, who really needs UN recognition? Where will it bring anything of substance except some paltry donation pledges from countries with more economic gloom on their horizon than Irak? I'd find a discussion about the pros and cons of just continuing to go it alone interesting. We'll replace Venezuelan oil with Iraki imports... etc.

Fuck the Arabs. Go Kurds.
Posted by: .com || 03/05/2004 23:05 Comments || Top||

#4  Heh...somehow I knew this was going to happen in some form or another. I wouldnt be surprised if Bremer says "Fine don't vote on it, we'll implement something that WE want instead". The GC has been told from the beginning that this is not going to be turned into an islamic state nor are we going to let the Kurds be subservient or massacred or given no ability to have some control over their own lives.

Best case sees Sistani acting as the good cop here and saying to back the constitution, worst case we cram our own version in.
Posted by: Valentine || 03/05/2004 23:10 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
Martha Stewart Guilty on All Charges
Another victory in the war on terror:
Martha Stewart was convicted Friday of obstructing justice and lying to the government about a suspicious stock sale, a devastating verdict that probably means prison time for the homemaking and publishing icon.
She’ll have a very tastefully decorated cell.
The verdict came on the third day of deliberations in the case.
The jury of eight women and four men deliberated three days before convicting Stewart of all counts against her. The charges carry up to 20 years in prison, but Stewart will most certainly get much less than that under federal sentencing guidelines. Her ex-stockbroker Peter Bacanovich, 41, was convicted on all but one count against him, making a false statement. Both will be sentenced on June 17.
It’s Miller Time!
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 3:29:02 PM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "Oh no no no. Those nasty bloodstains do not go well with that centerpiece…"
Posted by: Korora || 03/05/2004 15:33 Comments || Top||

#2  I really didn't give a rats ass about this case either way. I just wish this case, the Scott Peterson case, the Kobe Bryant case, the Michael Jackson case, and all the rest would hurry and be over with. Every time I put on any kind of television news whether it be FOX or any other network, it seems like these court cases are what they're talking about 75% of the time.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 15:36 Comments || Top||

#3  Lil Dhimmi - AMEN!
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 15:40 Comments || Top||

#4  so just come here for news:)
Posted by: liberalhawk || 03/05/2004 15:59 Comments || Top||

#5  Odd case. She is convicted of lying about a non-crime. Off with their heads. Elizabethan England in the courts.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 16:26 Comments || Top||

#6  Lil,
It would have been better if she'd have walked... Now the media has the sentencing and endless appeals and legal misteps to cover, analyze, debate and opine until the fall... If she we freed today we would have forgotten about her by this evening...
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/05/2004 16:29 Comments || Top||

#7  This is a stupid thing.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:30 Comments || Top||

#8  Prediction: She doesn't spend one day in jail. She will do community time...prolly catering for the SEC ....or Haliburton!
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/05/2004 17:10 Comments || Top||

#9  doubt it- i think their are minumum mandatory sentencing guidelines on this one- my prediction 1-3yrs
Posted by: scott || 03/05/2004 18:19 Comments || Top||

#10  They couldn't get her on fraud charges so they get her on lying to the Feds? Okay, maybe I can see the 0bstruction of Justice Charge but if they ever charged everybody who lied to the FBI they'd have to build new prisons. And I wonder how many employees of the company whos stock she sold also sold off their when they might of known before hand.
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/05/2004 18:39 Comments || Top||

#11  Martha Stewart has been more or less set up to take a fall. The people(?) wanted "action" taken again all those Evil Rich Corporate CEOs (tm) who had been, uh, getting one over on the little guy... or something... and Martha was the most famous one the Feds could find. Not a good day for America.
Posted by: Secret Master || 03/05/2004 20:10 Comments || Top||

#12  Martha is a small fish. I REALLY want to see Bernie Ebbers and Ken Lay spend some quality time at Club Fed.
Posted by: A Jackson || 03/05/2004 20:24 Comments || Top||

#13  No Club Fed for those guys. Leavenworth.
Posted by: Mr. Davis || 03/05/2004 21:25 Comments || Top||

#14  Really this could be an opportunity for Martha to develop some street cred.
This should just be an avenue for her to add an edginess to a body of work that I feel was growing stagnant. Does anyone think that Julia Childs or Miss Manners would have been able to demonstrate the proper way to hone a sherbet spoon into a shiv.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 22:54 Comments || Top||

#15  Makes sense, SH.
"It's a muddafuckah good thang, dog! Peace out!"
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 23:03 Comments || Top||

#16  Does anyone think that Julia Childs or Miss Manners would have been able to demonstrate the proper way to hone a sherbet spoon into a shiv.

Julia, no doubt. She was with the OSS in the Burma theater.
Posted by: Pappy || 03/05/2004 23:33 Comments || Top||


Africa: Subsaharan
Central Africa Accuses Aristide of Behaving Irresponsibly
"Will nobody rid us of this meddlesome priest?"
The Central African Republic authorities will meet in the coming days with ousted Haitian leader Jean-Bertrand Aristide to "clear up" whether he wants to remain in Bangui or head into exile elsewhere, government spokesman Parfait M’bay said Wednesday. "We hope that former president Jean-Bertrand Aristide will be able to meet the country’s authorities so that a certain number of points can be cleared up, because we still don’t know if he wants to stay in Bangui for a while or continue on his way to South Africa," M’bay said in a radio interview.
Ever see "The Man who came to Dinner"?
Aristide arrived Monday after fleeing his Caribbean island state following weeks of unrest that claimed scores of lives. But the next day, Aristide’s behaviour was proving a headache for his Central African Republic hosts. "He’s already started to embarrass us," M’bay said. "He’s scarcely been here 24 hours, and he’s causing problems for Central African diplomacy." M’bay slammed Aristide for making "irresponsible statements" to US television network CNN on Tuesday, including that he was ousted in a coup orchestrated by Washington.
I hate it when houseguests make long distance phone calls.
Sources close to the former priest have said he felt a prisoner in Bangui -- another irritant to the government, which gave Aristide and his wife Mildred a red carpet welcome, housed them in a luxurious villa and let them have a phone, M’bay said.
Need to import a few Haitians to protest in front of the guest house just to make him feel at home.
A cabinet meeting called for Tuesday to discuss Aristide’s future was postponed for a few days because President Francois Bozize and Prime Minister Celestin Gaombalet were not in the capital. Bozize has said in a statement that the impoverished country -- struggling financially and starved of international recognition after a coup nearly a year ago toppled elected president Ange-Felix Patasse -- had "agreed to give refuge to the former president of the world’s first black republic, Haiti," at the request of Gabonese President Omar Bongo.
If he likes him so much, why didn’t Omar take him in?
When Aristide arrived Monday, officials insisted he was only stopping off en route to exile elsewhere, probably in South Africa, where the ousted leader enjoys good relations with President Thabo Mbeki. But on Tuesday, a spokesman for Mbeki said South Africa would not take a snap decision on granting asylum to Aristide, preferring instead to discuss the issue with other countries and the United Nations.
"We never expected him to take us up on our offer, it was just something we mentioned at a cocktail party."
Issues to be thrashed out would include "funding, the issue of security and protection, the issue of what kind of diplomatic immunity. ... And it is not an easy thing that can be done overnight. ... It takes a bit of time," Mbeki’s spokesman Bheki Khumalo said on public radio.
They are checking to see if Aristide has any cash left.
The Central African Republic, which has been riddled by years of high-level corruption that has emptied state coffers, can ill afford -- on financial or diplomatic grounds -- to provide safe haven for Aristide, accused by his opponents of being involved in political assassinations, drug running and illegal enrichment. But the deposed leader’s presence here was proving a boon for the landlocked nation by making it the focus of world media attention, according to M’bay, while a local daily said it allowed the country to "burnish its image as a country of refuge and help."
Plus the media coming to interview Aristide have deep pockets.
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#1  Priest gone bad - When Aristide had a midlife crisis, he really went for the full monty. It must be hard for him to reconcile drug running and asassination with his previous path in life.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 15:36 Comments || Top||

#2  Not really, as it was all in the name of the people.

/sarcasm off
Posted by: whitecollar redneck || 03/05/2004 16:01 Comments || Top||

#3  The Emperor of the Central African Empire would not have fallen into this trap. What was his name? Boukasa I ?
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:02 Comments || Top||

#4  [....]had "agreed to give refuge to the former president of [....] Haiti," at the request of Gabonese President Omar Bongo. Bongo? Now there's guy who can tell us about kidnapping.
Posted by: GK || 03/05/2004 16:13 Comments || Top||

#5  Any comments Congressional Black Caucus? Or are we giving this one a pass?
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 16:52 Comments || Top||

#6  I guess he can stay with Maxine Waters or any member of the CBC. At least until they can restore him to power someplace.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/05/2004 17:42 Comments || Top||

#7  "I'll just be here until another dictator position opens up, or Haiti takes me back, or Jesse gets me a beer distributorship..."
Posted by: Pappy || 03/05/2004 22:57 Comments || Top||

#8  I just noticed the President of Gabon, the Right Honorable Omar Bongo. This could lead to one of the great newspaper corrections in history.
"We would like to assure readers that yesterday's reference to President Bongo of the Congo was an error and not a racist remark. Mr. Omar Bongo is, in fact, President of the Republic of Gabon."
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/06/2004 11:23 Comments || Top||


Israel-Palestine
Spitting Image of Papa
The Israeli army has released a photograph of a baby wearing an ammunition belt. It claims the picture was in the family album of a wanted Palestinian. The house was raided on Tuesday night south of Hebron, in the West Bank. The belt is recognisable as a miniature version of those used by suicide bombers. An army spokesman said he could not confirm whether the belt was real, reports The Times. Palestinians have been known to dress their children up in mock suicide-bomber outfits on marches and funerals of those considered to have been martyred in the cause.The brainwashing of children is one of the most serious criticisms that Israel levels at Yasser Arafat’s Palestinian Authority.
Go to the link to see the picture.
Go to this link and you can see the picture, too. The story — or at least the picture — is two years old... Propaganda from the IDF? I thought they were slicker than that.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 3:03:50 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Imagine poor dad's disapointment if junior turned out to be a brain surgeon. He would hang his head in shame.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 15:26 Comments || Top||

#2  Even if the picture was one that had already been found, that doesn't mean another copy wasn't found in a recent raid. Remember all the family ties that keep popping up? The guy they raided Tuesday may have been an uncle or nephew or cousin of the source of the first copy of the photo.

IF it came from a family photo album, that tells us that those photos are truly kept and passed around the Palestinian families.

Or, it could just be bad reporting.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/05/2004 17:17 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
Task Force Ironhorse operations P.2
Task Force Ironhorse soldiers from 1st Battalion, 14 Infantry Regiment conducted a raid Thursday southeast of Tuz and captured two individuals suspected in anticoalition attacks in the towns of Hafriyah and Luqum. The soldiers confiscated two AK-47 assault rifles, four AK-47 magazines, one machine gun and two protective masks.

4th Infantry Division soldiers and Iraqi police conducted a joint raid in Buhriz in Diyala Province Thursday. Soldiers from the 588th Engineer Group and 1st Battalion, 67th Armor Regiment captured seven individuals suspected in attacks against Coalition forces in Buhriz. Three of the seven individuals were the targets of the raid. The soldiers confiscated 57 AK-47 assault rifles during the raid.

Task Force Ironhorse soldiers from the 2nd Battalion, 11th Field Artillery conducted a joint raid with coalition soldiers Wednesday in Madiawa. The raid was conducted based on information that a suspected terrorist cell leader, Sabir Ali, would be in the town. Coalition forces captured Ali and his son, both of whom are being detained for questioning.

4th Infantry Division soldiers from the 1st Battalion, 67th Armor and 3rd Battalion, 68th Armor Regiment captured seven individuals suspected of being involved in an IED attack that wounded one Task Force Ironhorse soldier Thursday near Hadid. Soldiers pursued a motorcycle and a black four-door Opel sedan following the attack. The individual on the motorcycle dismounted and attempted to flee the scene on foot but was wounded by small-arms fire. The wounded individual escaped but was captured later. Soldiers stopped the black Opel and captured three individuals. Soldiers also captured three other individuals in a building near the IED attack. The wounded individual is being treated at a local hospital under guard, and the six other individuals are being held at a coalition detention center.

Task Force Ironhorse soldiers from 1st Battalion, 21st Infantry Regiment conducted weapons-compliance inspections at political party headquarters throughout Kirkuk. They inspected 27 buildings and confiscated a variety of weapons, including nine AK-47s, 17 AK-47 magazines, one bayonet, one hand grenade, one pistol and one 60 mm mortar base plate. Two individuals were detained for making threats against Coalition forces conducting the inspections.

4th Infantry Division soldiers from the 3rd Battalion, 67th Armor Regiment conducted a raid to capture individuals responsible for bombing a health clinic in Baqubah last month. The soldiers captured two individuals during the raid. They are being questioned about the bombings.

An informant turned in one RPG launcher, three 60 mm mortar systems and 20 60 mm mortar rounds to 4th Infantry Division soldiers at Forward Operating Base Gabe near Baqubah Thursday.

4th Infantry Division soldiers from 1st Battalion, 68th Armor Regiment conducted a raid near Tarmiyah Thursday to capture a suspected financier for anticoalition forces operating in Tarmiyah. The soldiers captured five individuals including the target of the raid and two members of his family. The individuals are being held for questioning.

4th Infantry Division soldiers from 2nd Battalion, 8th Infantry Regiment conducted a raid against anticoalition forces north of Muqdadiyah Friday. The soldiers captured three individuals suspected in mortar attacks in the area. Soldiers confiscated two AK-47 assault rifles, one 9 mm pistol, one flare gun and 12.7 mm antiaircraft ammunition. There were no injuries or damage to equipment during the raid.

A former Iraqi Civil Defense Corps soldier reported a weapons cache to a 4th Infantry Division combat patrol from 1st Battalion, 22nd Infantry Regiment located southeast of Al Ouja at approximately Friday. The patrol discovered a cache of 18 82 mm mortar rounds. The soldiers secured the cache until it could be destroyed.
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Task Force Ironhorse operations P.1
Task Force Ironhorse soldiers from the 558th Engineer Group conducted a raid east of Baqubah Wednesday. They captured two individuals, including one individual suspected in emplacing an IED at the Baqubah governor’s building Monday.

Iraqi Police and 4th Infantry Division soldiers apprehended Sami Ahmed in a joint raid. Ahmed is the suspected leader of a local Wahabi terrorist cell and former Iraqi Intelligence service officer. 588th Engineer Battalion soldiers apprehended Ahmed along with 13 individuals. Nine of the 13 were specifically targeted as suspects in attacks against U.S. forces in the area. Soldiers also confiscated six AK-47 assault rifles, one pistol, two bolt-action rifles and documentation including a CD-ROM.

4th Infantry Division soldiers from 1st Battalion, 68th Armor Regiment captured three suspected members of a local terrorist cell near Tarmiyah during a raid Thursday. The primary target was not at the residence, but the soldiers detained the other men for questioning.

The Iraqi Civil Defense Corps and coalition forces searched a bunker south of Muqdadiyah and discovered a cache of weapons Wednesday during a joint raid. The coalition forces captured six individuals. Four individuals were released after initial questioning, but two individuals were detained. The cache consisted of one DHsK machine gun, one RPK machine gun with parts, two 60 mm mortar systems, one 60 mm mortar base plate, six RPG launchers, seven RPG rounds, 35 hand grenades, 35 sticks of plastic explosives, two 120 mm mortar rounds, 10 82 mm mortar rounds, 20 60 mm mortar rounds, seven blasting caps, one artillery fuse, 230 rounds of 7.62 mm ammunition, one bayonet and one IED-making kit.

A Task Force Ironhorse OH-58D helicopter reconnaissance team identified a broken-down flatbed truck while conducting reconnaissance along Highway 1 west of Abachi. Soldiers from 1st Battalion, 68th Armor Regiment investigated and were told by the driver that he was contracted to transport munitions, but no documentation was available. A search of the vehicle revealed 250 155 mm rounds that had been hollowed out. While questioning the driver, six more trucks arrived. The drivers’ stories were confirmed, and they were released following questioning.

Task Force Ironhorse soldiers assigned to 341st Military Police Company located a cache of 25 130 mm tank rounds near a destroyed tank approximately 12 kilometers south of Ad Dujayl Thursday. Soldiers from the 1st Battalion 68th Armor Regiment and Explosive Ordinance Detachment secured the cache and transported the rounds for destruction.

1st Battalion, 44th Air Defense Artillery Regiment reported hearing several rounds impact on Forward Operating Base Ironhorse Thursday. One round detonated and two were duds. There were no casualties or damage to equipment because of the attack.

EOD removed one of the dud rounds and destroyed it in a nearby parking lot because it had a damaged fuse and was deemed unsafe to transport. The 1st Squadron, 10 Armored Cavalry Regiment dispatched a quick-reaction force to the location where the mortar fire originated. No personnel or equipment were found during an initial search. However, a later raid on a house in the area from which the mortars were fired resulted in the capture of six individuals suspected in the attack.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/05/2004 2:57:00 PM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Jeez.... I hope if the Chineee every invade the US Army will remember to bury a lot of good stuff. I'd especially like to have several MLRS systems for neighborhood defense.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:51 Comments || Top||

#2  There is an unusual statement buried in this report. It mentions a "wahabi terrorist cell" run by a former Iraqi Intel officer. First, Wahabi is being used indiscriminately, because the author either means Salafist, Islamist, or simply doesn't know what he's talking about. It could mean that the cell was receiving supportfrom Saudi Arabia, but I doubt it. Also, if there is a former intel officer in charge of a Wahabi (or Salafist, Islamist, Muslim Fundamentalist) cell, how did he slip through the vetting process that the Iraqia intelligence used to screen out such people??
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/05/2004 19:08 Comments || Top||


Stryker Brigade Combat Team
Soldiers from 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment responded to small-arms fire and rocket impacts near Hamam Al Alil Thursday. Four subjects were spotted on a rooftop engaging the patrol, and the patrol returned fire. A second group from the battalion maneuvered to the house and was ambushed by two other subjects. The soldiers returned fire and detained both subjects. One suspect was injured in the engagement. When the unit arrived at the house, they found one suspect with an AK-47 and burn marks on the roof from rocket launches. The suspect was detained. Two other suspects were found dead.

Soldiers from 1st Battalion, 37th Field Artillery Regiment conducted a cordon-and-search operation in Mosul and detained one subject suspected of anticoalition activities. Soldiers from 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment discovered an improvised explosive device outside Mosul. The IED consisted of five 122 mm artillery rounds. Concerned Iraqi citizens came to 1st Squadron, 14th Cavalry Regiment headquarters in Tall Afar and turned in 11 artillery rounds of various calibers and 96 antiaircraft rounds.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/05/2004 2:55:12 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  more scum flushed to the virgin paradise. GO 4th!!
Posted by: alaskasoldier || 03/05/2004 18:42 Comments || Top||


Africa: Horn
Southern Militia Merges With SPLM/A, Agree to Fight LRA
A government-backed militia, the Equatoria Defence Forces (EDF) on Friday officially merged with the Sudan People’s Liberation Movement/Army (SPLM/A), stating that they would fight the Ugandan Lord’s Resistance Army (LRA) rebel group together.
"Hey hey, ho ho, LRA has got to go"
A joint statement said the two groups had agreed on the need to rid southern Sudan of "foreign-armed groups", in order to create "conducive security conditions" for the return of Sudan’s 3 million to 4 million internally displaced people and 570,000 refugees once a peace agreement was signed. At a ceremony in the Kenyan capital, Nairobi, the EDF leader, Dr Theophilus Lotti, said about 10 days ago, forces from the two groups "launched a big operation to kick out the LRA from Sudan". This week, heavy fighting was reported between the SPLM/A forces, and the Equatoria-based LRA, which the SPLM/A accuses of operating out of government-controlled territory in southern Sudan.
Say goodbye, Kory.
The statement said the two sides had realigned for the sake of "reconciliation, forgiveness and unity for the people of Sudan in general and South Sudan in particular", adding that a united southern Sudan would accelerate the peace process.
All sweetness and light, while they reload.
The EDF was one of an estimated 25 government-backed militias operating in southern Sudan which actively oppose the SPLM/A. Many of these forces are part of the South Sudan Defence Forces (SSDF), an umbrella of militias that signed an agreement with Khartoum in 1997, and control large areas of western Upper Nile, Equatoria, parts of Bahr al-Ghazal and areas around the region’s numerous garrison towns. These militias are usually personality and ethnicity driven, recruiting locally from the areas they control.
It’s the WarLord Model, African edition.
The security arrangements for the six-year interim period, which are specifically endorsed by the merger document, state that no armed groups apart from the government forces and the SPLM/A will be allowed to operate in Sudan during the interim period.
"Yeah, this is our turf!"
The merger is part of the SPLM/A’s concerted efforts to bury differences with its enemies in southern Sudan as quickly as possible, as part of a south-south reconciliation process. There have been a number of key successes to date, with Riek Machar and Lam Akol - who defected in 1991 - realigning with the SPLM/A in 2002 and 2003 respectively, after many years of fighting. But many of the militias, who are armed and in control of strategic areas of southern Sudan, feel they have much to lose by aligning with SPLM/A, which they deeply mistrust and consider Dinka-dominated.
Breakup in 5..4..3..
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Israel-Palestine
Israeli troops surround Arafat compound
"We’re back!"
Israeli jeeps and armoured vehicles have surrounded Palestinian President Yasir Arafat’s compound ahead of a Jewish holiday.
And what better way to celebrate than making Yasir sweat.
More than 10 Israeli army vehicles on Friday surrounded Arafat’s Ram Allah headquarters, where he has been confined since December 2001. But Israeli security sources said soldiers were undertaking "a routine activity" while a Palestinian security official said he had been informed by the army it had no intention of entering the compound.
"We ain’t going in there till we get our tetnus shots."
The move comes ahead of Purim, Judaism’s most festive celebration on Sunday. The Israeli army also announced late on Thursday it was closing the crossings with the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip. Army radio said the closure would be enforced until Tuesday.
Cause the paloboomers like to celebrate Jewish holidays as well.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 1:49:49 PM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  excellent, can they build a huge fuckin wall around it at the same time
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K || 03/05/2004 13:59 Comments || Top||

#2  Purim.... yes. Perhaps there will be another reason to hand to candies.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 20:01 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
St. Pancake’s memorial looks much better now!
Hat tip LGF. Someone smashed Rachel ro’Corrie’s memorial mural. Induhmedia, calling it a hate crime. As if Induhmedia didn’t support GENUINE hate crimes!
Posted by: Steve from Relto || 03/05/2004 12:04:18 PM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Bulldozers...why do they hate us?
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:40 Comments || Top||

#2  Well, I can say it looks like she is in appropriate company in the mural. I'm usually against vandalism, but I think I can make an exception for this case.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/05/2004 12:44 Comments || Top||

#3  normally i'm against vandalism but this is very good work, the fact it hits the media makes it even better as it just shows what a sick bitch corrie was
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K || 03/05/2004 13:17 Comments || Top||

#4  Wonderful. Did you notice that IndyMedia has censored the comments. Yeah, they are all about free speech. What assholes.
Posted by: remote man || 03/05/2004 14:42 Comments || Top||

#5  If one looks at the mural from the side, can anything be seen?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/05/2004 16:17 Comments || Top||

#6  Nice. A mural of the Lefty Murderers Row in San Fran. Think Mayor Whackjob has a SWAT team out looking for the perps? This is probably one law he'll feel like upholding.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 22:49 Comments || Top||


Africa: North
Bush Invites Egyptian President to Texas
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak will visit President Bush next month at his Texas ranch, a setting reserved for occasions where the president wants to emphasize close relations.
Hummm, either Hosni has done something we don’t know about or Bush is going to make him a offer he can’t refuse.
Bush and his wife, Laura, will welcome Mubarak to Crawford, Texas, on April 12. Their talks will cover "common efforts to combat terrorism in the region and the world, our shared goal to see the spread of freedom and prosperity throughout the Middle East region and our efforts to achieve a lasting peace between Israelis and Palestinians," a White House statement said Thursday.
"Hosni, my good friend, if you want those checks to keep coming, you really ought to consider taking over control of the Gaza Strip after Israel pulls out."
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 10:04:30 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Could be a follow up to this
Posted by: tipper || 03/05/2004 11:50 Comments || Top||

#2  Oooops, this link
Posted by: tipper || 03/05/2004 12:01 Comments || Top||

#3  so what are the eurotrash going to complain about now - big bad muslim egypt is not giving palestians thier rights......funny how history can sometimes go in circles.
Posted by: Dan || 03/05/2004 12:03 Comments || Top||

#4  "Hey, Hosni, would you like some pork rinds?"
Posted by: Raj || 03/05/2004 12:36 Comments || Top||

#5  tipper, good catch.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 13:02 Comments || Top||

#6  When's Easter?
Posted by: Anonymous2u || 03/05/2004 17:36 Comments || Top||

#7  Indeed, maybe show President Mubarak the E-Bunny. Let Mubarak know that the E-Bunny is pissed off and waiting for his friend the Tooth Fairy With Pliars.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 19:50 Comments || Top||


Libya Discloses Stockpiling Mustard Gas
Libya acknowledged stockpiling 44,000 pounds of mustard gas and disclosed the location of a production plant in a declaration submitted Friday to the world’s chemical weapons watchdog. Libyan Col. Mohamed Abu Al Huda handed over 14 file cartons disclosing Libya’s chemical weapons programs to the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons, said general director Rogelio Pfirter. Libya also declared thousands of tons of precursors that could be used to make sarin nerve gas, and two storage facilities, Pfirter said. The production and storage facilities were near Tripoli and in the south of the country, Pfirter said. The declaration was a major step in Libya’s eliminating its weapons of mass destruction, which it unexpectedly promised in December, hoping to end its international isolation and restore relations with the United States.
Excellent.
In addition to cooperating with the OPCW, Libya is also working with inspectors from the United Nations’ International Atomic Energy Agency to eliminate its nuclear weapons programs.
After they gave the US all their files and equipment.
On Thursday, the White House lifted the ban on Americans traveling to Libya and said it would expand the U.S. diplomatic presence in Tripoli. It also said U.S. companies that were in Libya before the sanctions can begin negotiating their return, pending the end of sanctions.
Good doggy, here’s a nice new bone.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 9:40:57 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Great news. Now the question is... did our intelligence know where each and every one of those 44,000 lbs of mustard gas was located? How about the nerve gas precursors & storage facilities? If not, then maybe searching for WMD is *difficult* and perhaps there might yet be some that hasn't been found in *Iraq*.
Posted by: snellenr || 03/05/2004 9:55 Comments || Top||

#2  Snellenr, of course you know that Hans Blix would have found all this mustard gas in a day or so. Inspector Clouseau Blix was great at his job, why he even says so.
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 10:49 Comments || Top||

#3  My line but you're welcome.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:16 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
US contractor recruits guards for Iraq in Chile
EFL

The US is hiring mercenaries in Chile to replace its soldiers on security duty in Iraq. A Pentagon contractor has begun recruiting former commandos, other soldiers and seamen, paying them up to $4,000 (£2,193) a month to guard oil wells against attack by insurgents. Last month Blackwater USA flew a first group of about 60 former commandos, many of who had trained under the military government of Augusto Pinochet, from Santiago to a 2,400-acre (970-hectare) training camp in North Carolina.

From there they will be taken to Iraq, where they are expected to stay between six months and a year, the president of Blackwater USA, Gary Jackson, told the Guardian by telephone.
"We scour the ends of the earth to find professionals - the Chilean commandos are very, very professional and they fit within the Blackwater system," he said.

Chile was the only Latin American country where his firm had hired commandos for Iraq. He estimated that "about 95%" of his work came from government contracts and said his business was booming. "We have grown 300% over each of the past three years and we are small compared to the big ones. We have a very small niche market, we work towards putting out the cream of the crop, the best.

At the end of last year there were 10,000 hired security personnel in Iraq. Recruitment in Chile began six months ago and brought immediate criticism from MPs and officers, who fear that it will encourage serving personnel to leave. Michelle Bachelet, the defence minister, ordered an investigation into whether paramilitary training by Blackwater violated Chilean laws on the use of weapons by private citizens.

Mr Jackson said that similar issues were bedevilling the US forces. The private sector paid experienced special forces personnel far more than the armed services. "The US military has the same problems," he said. "If they are going to outsource tasks that were once held by active-duty military and are now using private contractors, those guys [on active duty] are looking and asking, ’Where is the money?’"

The number of hired soldiers in Iraq is estimated to be in the thousands. Squads of Bosnians, Filipinos and Americans with special forces experience have been hired for tasks ranging from airport security to protecting Paul Bremer, the head of the Coalition Provisional Authority.

Their salaries can be as high as $1,000 a day, the news agency AFP recently reported. Erwin, a 28-year-old former US army sergeant working in Iraq, told AFP: "This place is a goldmine. All you need is five years in the military and you come here and make a good bundle."

Responding to a fear that any of its recruits who might suffer traumatic battlefield stress might be simply dumped back into Chilean society without mental health schemes, Mr Jackson said Blackwater USA had extensive psychological counselling programmes. "We have clinical psychologists on staff and we do a battery of tests during the assessment phase. I personally come from a special operations background and I feel comfortable that we have the procedures in place that will allow them to handle the stress.

Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 9:06:04 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  many of who had trained under the military government of Augusto Pinochet,

LLL moonbat conspiracy theory in 5, 4, 3,....
Posted by: Raj || 03/05/2004 12:53 Comments || Top||


Africa: Subsaharan
Zimbabwean archbishop seeks SA Mugabe sanctions
EFL
A Zimbabwean archbishop has called for South Africa to cut off electricity supplies to make President Robert Mugabe hold talks with the opposition. Archbishop Pius Ncube, known for his outspoken criticism of Mr Mugabe, said South Africa should use sanctions, just as they were used against apartheid. Zimbabwe is in serious arrears to South African companies for imports of electricity and fuel.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:57:17 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "The limited use of DDT would do wonders,..." (OP, from yesterday).
I quite agree, keep the lights on and get a plan. ZANU needs a talking to. Apologies for taking out of context, perhaps.
Posted by: Rhodesiafever || 03/05/2004 14:30 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
Amish TV show runs into trouble
EFL
The programme, tentatively called Amish in the City, planned to show five young people from the reticent religious group living with mainstream youth. But more than 50 US lawmakers have written to Viacom accusing the media giant of exploitation and bigotry. CBS television - which Viacom owns - put a show with a similar concept on ice last year after criticism. CBS chairman Leslie Moonves joked earlier this year that although a reality TV series called The Real Beverly Hillbillies had been shelved, the Amish "don’t have quite as good a lobbying effort," the New York Times reported.
Really the script is the same but the execs figured that they could make fun of the Amish without alienating viewers and hurting revenues.
"We know of no other reality series that singles out the beliefs and practices of a specific group of people as a subject for humour," the letter from Senators Arlen Spector and Rick Santorum said. "For almost three centuries, the Amish have lived the way they do out of piety and conviction, not out of ignorance. If, by producing this show, you fail to respect that, you will be opening yourselves to charges of bigotry." MediaPost reported that Mr Moonves had been ambiguous about the status of the show in a conference call with reporters this week. He said it was in development but "has not been pushed forward".
As their pollsters rush around trying to determine whether the higher ratings forcast for the "strip club" episode will be worth the post Janet Jackson backlash.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:51:55 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Actually, I have to agree with this: The desire to humiliate for a laugh is overwhelming: It builds on a modern liberal's desire to put other people down to make themselves feel better, more important, and/or superior. Hollywood/Madison Avenue/Broadway is stuffed full of such people who feel this kind of humor is in demand, are desperate for fresh material, yet are constrained by the quickly shrinking number of groups to slander for laughs. Christians and Republicans are pretty much all that are left.

These people are running out of creativity, and this shows the level of desperation they're feeling.
Posted by: Ptah || 03/05/2004 10:37 Comments || Top||

#2  Just Say "Nayeth"
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/05/2004 12:37 Comments || Top||

#3  How about a remake of Starsky and Hutch. I'd really go for that. They could get married while some fundies slice the tires on their car. A Honda Prious souped up with racing stripes.

Hutch could use his connections within the homosexual community to nab abortion clinic bombers. You could end the season with the adoption of a 10 year old boy named Oppie. The son of a crack mom who never knew his father. Thus causing a rift into who would be the homemaker and who would be the bread-winner. Hutch loses out and has to stay home (has a fling with the mailman) and finds pride in the life of a housewife. Think about it, you could go alot of different ways with this. Even some Amish jokes, like a segment titled "Straight Eyes for Queer Guys!"

And that Prious chasing down some white, beer drinking, shit head, who's driving a big 4x4, catching him when he's forced to pull over and gas up. And, surprise, DNA testing reveals he's the biological father of Oppie. Starsky sues for child support... you get the picture.
Posted by: Lucky || 03/05/2004 13:06 Comments || Top||

#4  Excellent script Lucky and funny and a little scary. Who's your next portrait?
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:43 Comments || Top||

#5  Fausto Coppi. And if possible in combat with Gino Bartalli. I've got a working sketch of Fausto but nothing yet on Bartalli.

On the script above there is a twist. It seems that Oppie is not a crack babby after all. He's the son of a 13 year old Morman girl who's married to a jack Morman guy. Being his third wife and underage for legal marriage she is put under pressure to give the child up for adoption. The dad (our beer drinking shithead) has been arrested and put away for five years for child rape. But he excapes, see. While working at the county park doing litter pick-up. Thats where Starky and Hutch do there deed. The shit head goes in search of his son...
Posted by: Lucky || 03/05/2004 23:30 Comments || Top||


Russia
Russians reportedly gave missile aid to Iraq
as RBers know, the threat was real

A group of Russian engineers secretly aided Saddam Hussein’s long-range ballistic missile program, providing technical assistance for prohibited Iraqi weapons projects even in the years just before the war that ousted him from power, American government officials say.

Iraqis who were involved in the missile work told American investigators that the technicians had not been working for the Russian government, but for a private company. But any such work on Iraq’s banned missiles would have violated United Nations sanctions, even as the Security Council sought to enforce them.

Although Iraq ultimately failed to develop and produce long-range ballistic missiles and though even its permitted short-range missile projects were fraught with problems, its missile program is now seen as the main prohibited weapons effort that Iraq continued right up until the war was imminent.

After the first Persian Gulf war in 1991, Iraq was allowed only to keep crude missiles that could travel up to 150 kilometers, or about 90 miles, but the Russian engineers were aiding Baghdad’s secret efforts illegally to develop longer-range missiles, according to the American officials.

Since the invasion last March, American investigators have discovered that the Russian engineers had worked on the Iraqi program both in Moscow and in Baghdad, and that some of them were in the Iraqi capital as recently as 2001, according to people familiar with the intelligence on the matter.

Because some of the Russian experts were said to have formerly worked for one of Russia’s aerospace design centers, which remains closely associated with the state, their work for Iraq has raised questions in Washington about whether Russian government officials knew of their involvement in forbidden missile programs. "Did the Russians really not know what they were doing?" asked one person familiar with the United States intelligence reports.

A spokesman for the Russian Embassy in Washington denied any knowledge of the allegations of recent Russian technical support for Iraq’s missile effort.

"The U.S. has not presented any evidence of Russian involvement," said Yevgeny Khorishko, a spokesman for the Russian Embassy.

Russia and the former Soviet Union were among Iraq’s main suppliers of arms for decades before Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990, leading to the first gulf war.

The Bush administration has previously said it had uncovered evidence that Iraq had unsuccessfully sought help from North Korea for its missile program, but had not disclosed the evidence that Iraq had also received Russian technical support.

C.I.A. and White House officials refused to comment on the matter, and people familiar with the intelligence say they believe that the administration has been reluctant to reveal what it knows about Moscow’s involvement in order to avoid harming relations with President Vladimir V. Putin.

"They are hyper-cautious about confronting Putin on this," complained one intelligence source.

In his public testimony last week about the worldwide threats facing the United States, George J. Tenet, the director of central intelligence, restated Washington’s longstanding concerns about Russia’s controls over its missile and weapons technology, without mentioning the evidence of missile support for the Hussein government.

"We remain alert to the vulnerability of Russian W.M.D. materials and technology to theft or diversion," Mr. Tenet said. "We are also concerned by the continued eagerness of Russia’s cash-strapped defense, biotechnology, chemical, aerospace and nuclear industries to raise funds via exports and transfers — which makes Russian expertise an attractive target for countries and groups seeking W.M.D. and missile-related assistance." add in the competition between parts of the security apparatus vs. the military ....
The Iraq Survey Group, the United States team that has hunted for evidence of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, also found indications that Baghdad had received assistance from sources in Ukraine, Belarus and Serbia, according to American officials.
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 7:57:25 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Sorry about the missing "Russians" in the title - I shouldn't post BC (before caffeine).
Posted by: rkb || 03/05/2004 8:13 Comments || Top||

#2  Just before the war Sadaam destroyed a large number of "long-range" missiles. At the time I heard or read speculation that the missiles that were being crushed were not long-range anymore as the Iraqis had swapped them back to an older style engine prior to destruction. I wonder whether we have discovered anything on that since the war.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 8:19 Comments || Top||

#3  I wonder whether we have discovered anything on that since the war.
Yep. Lots of shiny, new (ca. 2002) French stuff too. I wish Fred had the bandwidth/disk space to put up some pictures we took of some pretty incriminating stuff. I wonder if that's why the frogs/Sov's/Germans didn't want us to invade??
Posted by: Bodyguard || 03/05/2004 12:18 Comments || Top||

#4  Gee, y'mean we can't trust the Russkies? What a surprise...
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 13:40 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
Surprise: Hans Blix Says Iraq War Was Unfounded
Former chief U.N. gullible idiot #1 weapons inspector Hans Blix argued Tuesday Saddam Hussein had not been an immediate threat, making the justification for the war against Iraq unfounded. The U.S.-led invasion nearly a year ago damaged the authority of the United Nations Security Council
(Ha Ha / Nelson Muntz)
and the credibility of the nations that went to war,
(Not as bad as it would have been, if they had decided not to go to war with sammy)
Blix told an audience of 1,000 at the University of Edinburgh. "The justification for the war - the existence of weapons of mass destruction - was without foundation," Blix said. "The military operation was successful, but the diagnosis was wrong. "Saddam was dangerous to his own people
( nothing to see, move along folks)
but not a great threat, and certainly not an immediate danger to his neighbors and the world," he added. Going to war without U.N. damaged the world body, he said.
(Eeexcelent/Monty Burns)
Blix, whose teams did not make significant weapons finds during months of searching Iraq before the war, has repeatedly criticized U.S. and British handling of information before the war. Again on Tuesday he criticized the United States and Britain for trusting their own intelligence more than that of the weapons inspectors, who had not found "a smoking gun."
(Smart move)
Blix, 75, who headed the U.N. inspectors from 2000 to mid-2003 said in a speech Feb. 15 that no hidden weapons had been found in Iraq since 1991, but he did not rule out that a minor cache of weapons might be exposed.
(Ass: meet cover, Cover: meet ass, now that you two have been propperly introduced I’m sure long and prospering cooperation in your shared future )
Posted by: Evert Visser || 03/05/2004 6:38:32 AM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Hey Hans, the US has been searching Iraq for about a year now, with manpower many times what you had, and without the need of playing "Saddam Sez" while doing it. Just how long would it have taken you to reach the same level of confidence that we have now?

Please round your answer off to the nearest decade.
Posted by: Darth VAda || 03/05/2004 7:24 Comments || Top||

#2  What a humanitarian. Blix would be delighted if Saddam continued to kill or torture hundreds of thousands to this day--as long as he did it using conventional means.

But once you gas them, oh, look out--you are crossing the line, buster! I'm going straight to Kofi and registering a complaint! You're only getting enough "Oil for Food" money to build two new palaces this month!
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2004 8:05 Comments || Top||

#3  Time for Hans to go home and listen to his Deutche Grammaphon records and go into retirment. Brain cells are dying faster than his mouth can keep up with.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/05/2004 8:47 Comments || Top||

#4  There he is again. Blix and Co. were not tasked to FIND WMDs they were tasked to confirm what Saddam had told them. In that sphere of reality his mission was a success. However, we did find research material and plans so far that WERE in violation of the UN agreements. Why the Scots let him speak at their school is beyond reason. The man is a falure by any measure (along with the UN), he is just trying to rewrite history so he doesn't look so bad.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge || 03/05/2004 9:00 Comments || Top||

#5  Blix has all the credibility of a disgruntled ex-employee.

As for damage to the U.N., the corruption surrounding the Oil for Food program may finally disillusion those who really believed in the UN. For me, who never cared for the idea of surrendering national sovereignty to any body of hostile nations, I see a stark contrast between the first UN War on the Korean Peninsula, that is still not technically over even after 50-odd years, and seeing two conflicts in a greater war successfully wrapped up in the space of two years without the UN's involvement. The UN doesn't do war well. It doesn't really do peace, either.

The globalist 'citizens of the world' won't give up. Supposing that the day comes when the UN collapses like Barnum and Bailey's big top after the US takes its long pole and goes home, they will propose a New! Better! organization to take its place.
Posted by: eLarson || 03/05/2004 10:19 Comments || Top||

#6  So Hans,is the speaking fee from this gig on par with what you would have earned from your monthly "Oil for food" pension contribution?
Saddams downfall has played hell with Han's retirement planning.
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/05/2004 11:47 Comments || Top||

#7  Maybe Hans is right. But since we're already there.... who cares?

Racist! Racist! Haliburton! Haliburton!
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 16:46 Comments || Top||

#8  Blixie. You're on about minute 14 and we can't start missing you if you won't go away...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/05/2004 23:40 Comments || Top||


Afghanistan/South Asia
Bin Laden ’evaded Pakistani raid’
A local official in eastern Afghanistan says he has received credible reports that Osama Bin Laden escaped the recent Pakistani operation to catch him. Speaking to the BBC, the official said the information came in a fax sent to a former Taleban member three days ago. It comes amid reports of stepped-up American military operations aimed at capturing al-Qaeda’s leader. Bin Laden is believed to be hiding in the mountainous border region between Afghanistan and Pakistan. His former Tora Bora hideout in eastern Afghanistan has come under particular scrutiny.

The official, who did not want to be named, says he met a former member of the Taleban who had received a fax referring to "the Sheikh", the term often used for Bin Laden by his supporters. The fax reportedly said the Sheikh was alive and well and that he had escaped an attempt by Pakistani forces to catch him on their side of the border last week in the tribal areas of South Waziristan. It is a surprising claim - especially that the news came by fax, given that American intelligence and military units are likely to be keeping a close eye on all electronic communications. But the government official said he believed the report was genuine and had passed it on to Afghan authorities in the region.
Posted by: Howard UK || 03/05/2004 6:09:29 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  coming from the BBCs mouth i find this difficult to take seriously but if it is true then pakistan are stupid pricks for not letting America do the raid
Posted by: Jon Shep U.K || 03/05/2004 13:37 Comments || Top||


Massacres of Shias in Iraq & Pakistan - The Background
Ex-Indian intel chief who detects the presence of Pakistanis in the latest attacks in Iraq. Suprise! Still, it has interesting info, although i’m not sure how serious to take it, especially concerning Zarqawi.
To understand the anti-Shia massacres at Karbala and Baghdad in Iraq and at Quetta in Pakistan’s Balochistan during the Muhurrum procession on March 2, 2004, one has to go back to the creation of Pakistan in 1947. When Pakistan was formed in 1947, the Shias were amongst the major land-owners of Pakistan’s Punjab, its granary, and many of the Sunnis, who migrated to Pakistan from India’s Punjab, were largely poor landless farm workers, who had to earn their livelihood in their country of adoption by working in the farms of the Shias. The perceived exploitation of the Sunnis by the Shia landlords started the process of the polarisation of the two sects of Islam in Pakistan. This sectarian polarisation largely due to economic reasons was given a religious twist by Zia-ul-Haq, Pakistan’s military dictator of the 1980s. To counter the growing political assertiveness of the Shias and their political party, the Tehrik-e-Jaffria (TEJ) Pakistan, which generally supported Benazir Bhutto’s Pakistan People’s Party (PPP), he encouraged and assisted Sunni extremist organisations such as the Sipah-e-Sahaba Pakistan (SSP).

With his blessings, the SSP challenged the right of a woman to come to political power and projected the Shias and Nusrat Bhutto, the mother of Benazir, as the surrogates of Iran. The SSP also started calling for the declaration of the Shias as non-Muslims and for the proclamation of Pakistan as a Sunni State. The virulent anti-Shia ideology of the SSP was also exploited by the intelligence agencies of the USA and Iraq in their attempts to destabilise Iran and have the Shia clergy ruling Teheran overthrown. As a result of the support from the Saddam Hussain regime, the SSP, which was an anti-Pakistani Shia and not an anti-Iran movement, started targeting the Iranians living in and visiting Pakistan too in the 1990s. There were many attacks on Iranian civilians, diplomats and military officers coming to Pakistan for training.
Conspiracy theorists have always been interested in the links between Iraq and Lashkar-e-Jhangvi on one hand, and between LeJ and Ramzi Yousef on the other. There is the usual murkiness involving the ISI, since LeJ’s leader, Riaz Basra was arrested and handed over to the ISI, and then somehow he died in a police encounter several months later.
Many notorious Pakistani and Arab terrorists such as Ramzi Yousef, Maulana Masood Azhar of the Jaish-e-Mohammad (JEM), Fazlur Rahman Khalil of the Harkat-ul-Mujahideen (HUM) and Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, a Jordanian, started their career as terrorists as members of the SSP and participated in many of its anti-Shia massacres in Pakistan, Iran and Afghanistan. When al-Zarqawi, along with some other Jordanians, many of them of Chechen ancestry, came to Pakistan in the 1980s to join the Arab mercenary force trained and armed by the CIA and the ISI and used against the Soviet troops in Afghanistan, his passport gave his name as Fadel al-Khalayleh, which is believed to be his real name. On June 20, 1994 Ramzi Yousef and al-Zarqawi, at the instigation of the Iraqi intelligence, caused an explosion at Mashad in the Iranian territory adjoining Pakistan which killed a large number of Shias.

Zarqawi, along with the late Riaz Basra, the leader of the Lashkar-e-Jhangvi (LEJ), the militant wing of the SSP, helped the Taliban in the capture of Kabul in September, 1996. The LEJ subsequently helped the Taliban and Al Qaeda in the massacre of the Hazaras of Afghanistan. Osama bin Laden never liked Saddam, whom he looked upon as an apostate because of his secular and socialist policies, and the proximity of the LEJ and al-Zarqawi to Saddam’s intelligence agency created differences between them and bin Laden. Despite this, the LEJ joined bin Laden’s International Islamic Front after it was formed in 1998 and has remained loyal to bin Laden.
So, presumably, has Zarqawi. Iraqi support to the SSP and Lashkar-e-Jhangvi is largely accepted, just as Iranian support for the Sipah-e-Mohammad is also assumed.
Till 2002, the anti-Shia activities of the LEJ were confined to Punjab and Sindh. Balochistan remained largely free of anti-Shia incidents. The situation changed after the arrest of Khalid Sheikh Mohammad by the Pakistani authorities at Rawalpindi in March, 2003 and his handing over to the USA’s Federal Bureau of Investigation. It was reported that KSM had fled from Karachi to Quetta in September 2002, after the arrest of Ramzi Binalshibh and from there shifted to Rawalpindi fearing betrayal by the Hazaras of Balochistan, who were suspected of helping the US agencies in their hunt for bin Laden because of their anger over the massacre of the Hazaras of Afghanistan before 9/11. It is this suspicion, which was behind two anti-Shia incidents in Quetta last year. In the first, Hazara policemen under training and in the second in the first week of July, 53 Shia worshippers were killed. The massacre of the Shias in Quetta on March 2 was in reprisal partly for their suspected collaboration with the Americans in their hunt for bin Laden and partly for the murder of Maulana Azam Tariq, the leader of the SSP, last year, allegedly by Shia extremists.
That would explain why Baluchistan has seen such major sectarian attacks all of a sudden..
Even before the invasion, terrorist elements of the IIF started moving to Iraq via Saudi Arabia and Iran for starting a jihad against the Americans. The first group to go was from the Harkat-ul-Mujahideen (HUM). They went to Saudi Arabia as Haj pilgrims and from there crossed over to Iraq. Subsequently, Arab-speaking volunteers of the Lashkar-e-Taiba (LET) and the LEJ also started going to Iraq in small numbers. Many of the Arabs of Chechen ancestry, originally belonging to Jordan and Saudi Arabia, who were in the South Waziristan area of the FATA, also joined them. Of those who have gone to Iraq from Pakistan, only the members of the LEJ had indulged in anti-Shia massacres in Pakistan and Afghanistan in the past and could be expected to indulge in similar massacres in Iraq without any hesitation. The Iraqi resistance fighters are unlikely to indulge in the kind of massacres carried out at Karbala and Baghdad on March 2. The needle of suspicion, therefore, strongly points to the LEJ. Their action in targeting the Shias of Iraq arises partly from their deeply-ingrained anti-Shia reflexes and partly is a reprisal for the perceived collaboration of the Shia leaders of Iraq with the American troops. If al-Zarqawi wanted to promote a civil war in Iraq by instigating Shia-Sunni clashes, as alleged by US officials, the LEJ, with which he has had a history of association in the past and which would not hesitate to massacre Shias anywhere in the world, would be the ideal tool in his eyes.
This theory approaches the anti-Shia attacks from a completely different direction than most, but it doesn’t explain the reports of Farsi speakers being arrested. Although we don’t know if they were actually involved in the attacks or not.
Posted by: Paul Moloney || 03/05/2004 3:38:44 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  ok...but just from a "feel" standpoint...this is one of those pieces that gives lots of true facts...so, we all go, yes, yes, I concur....but then, at the very end, (and always at the very end) one sentence draws a sweeping conclusion (with a hand wave flourish) that isn't completely supported by the facts ...but it could be true.

"I feel see the flaw in here:
The Iraqi resistance fighters are unlikely to indulge in the kind of massacres carried out at Karbala and Baghdad on March 2." (TRUE)

"The needle of suspicion, THEREFORE [insert sweeping handwave flourish] strongly points to the LEJ rather than us. Their action in targeting the Shias of Iraq arises partly from their deeply-ingrained anti-Shia reflexes and partly is a reprisal for the perceived collaboration of the Shia leaders of Iraq with the American troops.

If I were just to guess -from a strictly feel standpoint, mind you - I would say that the Iranians are responsible with Zarqawi assistance for this event..explaining the Farsi. They made a mistake and they are feeling the heat! The sweeping suggestion at the end of this obvious propaganda piece is to deflect the blame to the Pakistani's plus an irresistible, compulsory dig at those who collaborate with US troops.

I rate it a 9.5
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 4:53 Comments || Top||

#2  But the author supports the Americans in Iraq (although opposed the war initially), and has previously warned his countrymen against any schadenfreude at any difficulties facing America, because they lose it would give an enormous boost to terrorists everywhere.
Posted by: Paul Moloney || 03/05/2004 6:20 Comments || Top||

#3  A very informative, illuminating article.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/05/2004 8:50 Comments || Top||

#4  Paul - good point. Well, I read this after a long sleepless night and it seemed as if he was trying awfully hard to connect Zarqawi to Pakistan, when, let's face it, Zarqawi is willing to kill for any state that will sponsor his masterpiece murders. It seemed the Indian ex Intel chief was attempting to let Iran off the hook for their complicity with Zarqawi in killing the Shia and instead point to Pakistan for the sponsorship.

After rereading it, I may have missed his point, which is just simply why Zarqawi would target the Shia.

One question still begs an answer, though. This explains why Zarqawi would target them. Why would the Iranians sign off on it.
Posted by: B || 03/05/2004 9:55 Comments || Top||


Tamil Tigers suffers a split
EFL
Tamil Tiger rebels in Sri Lanka are facing a major crisis after one of their leaders split to form his own breakaway group.
That would be the Tamil Elephants?
It's easy to split a Tamil leader. Tie either side of him to a Tamil elephant and yell "giddyap!"
Rebel sources confirmed that Colonel Karuna, a commander in the east, had broken ranks after facing the threat of disciplinary action. The BBC’s Frances Harrison in Colombo says the rift is unprecedented. It is not yet clear why Colonel Karuna, a Tiger commander in the east, has split away. He was thought to be unhappy that the bulk of the rebel fighters come from the east and yet all the top leadership comes from the north of Sri Lanka.
Cannon fodder's cheaper in the east...
He told the Associated Press that he had asked the government to negotiate a separate ceasefire agreement for areas under his faction’s control. Our correspondent says this is a virtual declaration of independence from the rebel leader, Velupillai Prabhakaran, a man who was brooked no dissent in the past. Rebel sources say it is not clear yet whether some of the thousands of men and women under his command will join him in splitting from the main Tigers group.
What if they gave a schism and nobody came?
That would seriously complicate the peace process by dividing the rebel movement into two rival groups in the north and east of Sri Lanka. It is not clear why such grievances should surface now, just as the country is gearing up for general elections next month.
Posted by: Paul Moloney || 03/05/2004 3:12:12 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Splitters!
Posted by: BH || 03/05/2004 11:08 Comments || Top||

#2  Well Calvin's Mom is an experienced seamstress.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 19:53 Comments || Top||


Taliban kill 7 Afghan soldiers
Suspected Taliban militants killed at least seven Afghan soldiers in a raid near the border with Pakistan, a senior military commander said on Thursday. Guerrillas attacked the border post late on Wednesday in Maruf district here, said Khan Muhammad, the Kandahar military commander. He blamed Taliban militants for the attack, which left another soldier missing. “They came over on foot from Pakistan,” the commander said. He said Afghan soldiers had been despatched to the area on Thursday to investigate but had no information on any arrests. Mullah Hakim Latifi, who claims to speak for the Taliban, said its members had carried out the attack. Mr Latifi, who phoned an AP reporter, repeated recent warnings from the Taliban that the militants would target not only US troops but also “Afghans who are supporting the coalition”. He threatened more attacks “in all Afghanistan”.
Posted by: Paul Moloney || 03/05/2004 12:58:20 AM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  How come people can cross come from Pakistan, cross the border, go into Afghanistan, and conduct military operations, but the process can't work the other way?
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/05/2004 8:26 Comments || Top||

#2  Afghanistan has a government.
Posted by: Fred || 03/05/2004 17:59 Comments || Top||

#3  Notice they call the Associated Press?
Posted by: Pappy || 03/05/2004 22:51 Comments || Top||


US agents behind Quetta carnage: Qazi
Acting President of Muttahida Majlis-e-Amal (MMA) Qazi Hussain Ahmad has said that agents of US imperialism are behind the terror attack occurred in Quetta on Yume Ashur adding that there is no sectarianism in the country and Quetta carnage is sheer terrorism. "What has happened in Quetta on Yum-e-Ashur is a terror act which is condemnable. No Kalima reciting Muslim can even think of such gruesome attack and there is hand of US stooges in this blood letting. There is no sectarianism in the country. There is only one hand may be Quetta tragedy or Karbala blood bath. We can face US terrorism by forging unity in our ranks", he said this while addressing a crowded press conference here Wednesday in a crowded press conference in a local hotel.

He urged the rulers to reject the US decree rather than bowing their heads to its hegemonic designs. US is pushing Pakistan to wall through his lackeys in the country, he alleged. The hot pursuit of US against our nuclear assets is a clear example of US moves against country, he added. Taking strong exception to the military operation in the tribal areas he said that it is matter of regret that our army is targeting innocent people of the country. On the other hand NATO troops have taken positions on our borders, he observed. He blamed that rulers are hell bent upon converting the country into secular state. Government is launching campaign against the deeni madrassas and the education is being given in the charge of Agha Khan. It is naked cruelty. Agha Khan is US toady. He went on to say that US is pitching India against China. Following the invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq, it is now planning to create justification to attack on Iran, Libya and Saudi Arabia.
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24/7 OBL Hunt
First posted last night...
U.S. forces searching for al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden along the mountainous border between Pakistan and Afghanistan will soon implement high-tech surveillance tactics in the region, enabling them to monitor the area 24 hours a day, seven days a week, CNN has learned. It’s believed that the constant surveillance of the border region and the "squeeze play" by U.S. and Pakistani forces surrounding the mountainous frontier will present the best chance ever to net the world’s most-wanted terrorist, who has eluded capture since U.S. troops launched a search for him in late 2001.

Among the devices that will be in place within days are U-2 spy planes flying at 70,000 feet, taking pictures, using radar and intercepting communications. Unmanned Predator drones, flying closer at 25,000 feet, are equipped with cameras that can spot vehicles and people and special radar that can operate through clouds. Some of the Predators may also carry Hellfire missiles. Ground sensors may also be placed along mountain passes to listen for vehicles. Data from the planes and sensors will be sent via satellite to analysts for quick action. The U.S. military has bought up satellite transmission capacity in the region, to ensure it can respond quickly.

But none of the measures are being acknowledged officially. "Of course you’ve heard and seen in the press that Osama bin Laden is surrounded, we have him cornered and we know where he is, etc., etc. And of course, we don’t know that," said Gen. John Abizaid, commander of the U.S. Central Command, in an interview with PBS’ Jim Lehrer. But, he said, "I think that we will make it very painful for al Qaeda between now and the end of the year."
Happy hunting, boys. I’m picturing OBL’s head mounted over the White House fireplace, with GWB sitting in a leather chair nearby, wearing a smoking jacket, puffing on a pipe, and reading the Koran with a puzzled look on his face.
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#1  Ooooh. Special radar that can operate through clouds. What'll they think of next - sonar that can operate under water?
Posted by: Pete Stanley || 03/05/2004 1:39 Comments || Top||

#2  uh, Pete. I think they are talking about high resolution, multi-spectral side scanning radar. Not something you'll see at Radio Shack.
Posted by: anymouse || 03/05/2004 1:43 Comments || Top||

#3  How 'bout a Rect-O-Scope™ that can see into the brain of your average CNN news ape?
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/05/2004 2:17 Comments || Top||

#4  Hope that the ground sensors can detect donkeys as well as vehicles.
Posted by: GK || 03/05/2004 8:54 Comments || Top||

#5  Bomb the whole area with bacon slices and fine bacon powder. This will drive them crazy.
Then use pigs instead of dogs to look for the terrorist pigs (pigs are good at a lot of jobs, if you don't know). Months of bacon bombing (or the threat of it) could extract all the population from the area.
Posted by: Poitiers-Lepanto || 03/05/2004 11:04 Comments || Top||

#6  "Tonight's film: Bacon Rind on the Whistle Front"
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 11:40 Comments || Top||

#7  Turn the whole Pakland into a caesar salad....with lots of those little crusty bits.

mmmmm.
Posted by: john || 03/05/2004 12:10 Comments || Top||

#8  SPAM them.
Posted by: Jackal || 03/05/2004 12:49 Comments || Top||

#9  Mmmmmmm SPAM! Self Propelled Armored Meat.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2004 15:59 Comments || Top||


Africa: Subsaharan
Ivory Coast Opposition Party Quits Gov't
ABIDJAN, Ivory Coast (AP) - A leading opposition party pulled its ministers from Ivory Coast's power-sharing government on Thursday, charging that President Laurent Gbagbo was destabilizing the west African nation's shaky peace deal.
Are they early or late, I can't tell.
The Democratic Party of Ivory Coast decided its seven ministers would boycott the transitional government arranged under a January 2003 peace deal to "protest against Gbagbo's acts of aggression and humiliation," against the bloc, said its spokesman, Maurice Kakou. "Gbagbo's destabilizing the peace process," he said in Abidjan, the commercial capital of the world's largest cocoa producer. He did not say what would induce the ministers back to the cabinet.
Cash?
Minister of Reconciliation Dano Djedje - a Gbagbo ally - said the boycotting ministers are the ones threatening the peace process.
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
Despite the France-brokered accord, Ivory Coast remains divided between a government-held south and a north controlled by fighters in an insurgency that sprang from a September 2002 attempt to depose Gbagbo.
Notice the AP sorta forgot who's behind the rebels.
The boycotting party's leader is ex-President Henri Konan Bedie, whose 1999 overthrow in Ivory Coast's first coup shattered the country's reputation as a bulwark of stability in a turbulent region and ushered in a half-decade of strife. Rebel ministers have previously bolted the 41-person cabinet, only to rejoin later. The power-sharing administration is to cede to a democratic one after 2005 elections, under the peace accord.
Followed by another coup.
Posted by: Steve White || 03/05/2004 00:42 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Ivory Coast's first coup shattered the country's reputation as a bulwark of stability in a turbulent region and ushered in a half-decade of strife ... Sounds as if democracy in Ivory Coast is not DOA. I wonder what it would take to get them off of life support. I'm sure they would say money, but there must have been something or someone in particular that steered the bus into a ditch.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/05/2004 7:52 Comments || Top||


Nigeria ’nukes’ Pak with N-claim
Islamabad’s run of disastrous luck on the nuclear front continued on Thursday with Nigeria first making — and then withdrawing — the stunning claim that a top Pakistani General, currently visiting the country, had offered its armed forces "military assistance, including nuclear power". The claim — made in a Nigerian defence ministry statement about the visit of the chairman of Pakistan’s joint chiefs of staff Gen Mohammed Aziz Khan — was reversed within 12 hours with the official spokesman, Bellu Nwachukwu, explaining away the original reference to "nuclear power" as a "typographical error". Nigerian military officials told The Times of India there was no question of any nuclear cooperation with Pakistan and that there had obviously been some "miscommunication". They said Gen Aziz Khan had boasted of Pakistan’s nuclear capability in his meetings with Nigerian defence minister Rabiu Kwankaso and chief of defence staff Gen Alexander Ogumudia and, separately, had offered to help Nigeria produce defence equipment. "But somewhere, these two things seem to have got mixed up. All you people from India and Pakistan speak too fast."
Yeah. That must be it.
In India, external affairs ministry officials said it was evident there had been a misunderstanding. "It’s true that General Musharraf has been trying to suck up to Nigeria because of the latter’s opposition to lifting Pakistan’s suspension from the Commonwealth. They have been offering all kinds of things but I don’t think even Gen Aziz Khan would be mad enough to offer nukes to Nigeria at this time", an official said. The bearded Gen Aziz Khan, who holds the same rank as Musharraf, is seen in some quarters as an anti-US, ’jehadi’ General. Once close to Musharraf — he was the officer who effectively staged the 1999 coup which overthrew Nawaz Sharif while his boss was airborne — Khan has since been kicked upstairs in a move seen as having been done at Washington’s behest.
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#1  aziz kahn is our worst nightmare--if mushie buys it--watch for this bearded gentleman to take over as a hero of islam--and then--blammo!!
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI || 03/05/2004 2:30 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
Religious University Established in Saddam’s Mosque in Hilla
Farqad Al-Qazwini has some new ideas for Islam and Iraq. Housed in a massive mosque built by Saddam, his new school is challenging the Shia status quo. He has established what he calls a religious university in Hilla. A large and personable man with a salt-and-pepper beard, Al-Qazwini does not shy away from criticizing traditional Shia schools of thought, attracting many young Iraqis ready to shun the conventional concepts of Shia Islam. At the same time, Al-Qazwini’s nationalist credentials have put him on good terms with Sunnis in Anbar and Sallahdin....

Al-Qazwini’s pluralistic outlook, however, is not limited to Muslims. "I did not call my university ’Islamic’, merely ’religious’ because it receives Muslim, Christian, and Jewish students without discrimination. The difference between my university and Hawza or others is that we look at the faith and humanity of religions," Al-Qazwini said. "People should not view their beliefs as the best and only way and see all others as immoral; we should respect others’ beliefs."

Outside the palatial mosque that houses Al-Qazwini’s University of Hilla there is a statue with over-sized replications of the Quran, the Bible and the Torah, a monument representing the university’s inclusive view of religions.

"This university will minimize the gulf between Islamic sects," said University of Hilla student Mohamed Al-Naseri. "But we will go beyond this to minimize the gap between Muslim, Christians and Jews, because all of these religions are from the same source." ....
What's the over/under for this guy's life span?
Al-Qazwini has no time for traditional views of Islam, as espoused by such established organizations such as Hawza. "The Islamic people haven’t interpreted Islam to serve modern society. Instead, they have keep people thinking of the problems faced in the age Muhammad," Al-Qazwini said.

"Some of the religious people who represent Islam try to return us to the Middle Ages, but in fact Islam is a religion that can adapt to modern life," said 24-year-old student Mohammed Al-Shueli. "In this university we deal with globalization, democracy and other issues of modern life, and how we can understand them in the light of Islam."

His influence is strongest in the middle Euphrates part of Iraq south of Baghdad, which includes Hilla, Diwaniya, Najaf and Karbala. Al-Qazwini has also established good ties with Sunnis in the area because his religious tolerance is mixed with a sense of Iraqi nationalism usually not found among Shia leaders....

Al-Qazwini is also a bit wary of the American plans for democracy, believing that imposing some form of democracy from the outside will never work. "The democracy must be designed for our society – not designed by the US," Al-Qazwini said. "Democracy is not just about girls having boyfriends," he joked.

"At the same time, the Americans are my friends, and we are just one of many countries to be occupied by foreign forces. We have to focus our attention on freeing ourselves from mental occupation." ....
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#1  carbomb in 5..4..3...
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI || 03/05/2004 2:35 Comments || Top||

#2  The"Voice of sweet reason".
Posted by: Raptor || 03/05/2004 7:26 Comments || Top||

#3  "Some of the religious people who represent Islam try to return us to the Middle Ages, but in fact Islam is a religion that can adapt to modern life," said 24-year-old student Mohammed Al-Shueli. "In this university we deal with globalization, democracy and other issues of modern life, and how we can understand them in the light of Islam."

This could be the beginnings of a Islamic Reformatiom, pity he will most likely be killed.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2004 8:38 Comments || Top||

#4  This guy's got too much sense to live long. I'd give him a year, tops.
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2004 12:04 Comments || Top||


Afghanistan/South Asia
Nuggets from the Urdu press
Qazi on proliferation
Jamaat Islami chief Qazi Hussain Ahmad said in Jang that Pakistan made its bomb through the black market when the world was not allowing it to make the bomb. What was wrong if Libya and Iran too wanted to make the bomb the way we had, he asked? He said Pakistan was allowing dancing girls to visit from India and that would be called Indo-Pak common culture. He said now Islamabad wanted to solve all problems with India while leaving the Kashmir issue for the last. He warned that if Dr Qadeer Khan was maltreated further he would hold a conference and reveal all the secrets relating to Dr Qadeer Khan.

Getting after Qadianis
Maulana Allah Yar Khan of Chiniot was quoted in Nawa-e-Waqt as saying that the Qadianis of old Rabwah and today’s Chenabnagar were preparing to register themselves as Muslims through the forms distributed by the Election Commission for the preparation of the new voters’ list. He said in all 15,000 Qadianis would be shown as Muslims for which they were using Qadiani teachers. He said this was a grand conspiracy against Pakistan which he would not allow. As if in response, Jang reported that Election Commission in Islamabad issued orders that anyone not believing in Khatm-e-Nabuwwat could not be registered as a Muslim and that anyone reporting this malpractice would be followed up by the Commission. It said that even those who were registered as Muslim voters could be reported if it was found that they did not believe that Muhammad PBUH was the last Prophet.

Clergy offended over Basant and Valentine’s Day
Daily Jang prominently displayed the dudgeon of the clergy in Lahore over the celebration of Basant which they thought was linked to the memory of the Hindu god Hanuman; and Valentine’s Day which they thought was obscene because it encouraged young boys and girls to express love for one another. The newspapers also reported ‘in advance’ that much wine would flow during the night of Basant and that many roofs had been rented in the old city by the rich to stage their orgies. Nawa-e-Waqt said on its front page that Basant celebrated the deed of insult to the Holy Prophet (PBUH) by a Hindu called Haqiqat Rai. The Sikhs were also involved because Ranjit Singh took part in the celebrations. Khabrain reported that the clergy in Pakistan condemned Valentine’s Day as a sign of the End of the World. In India Hindu extremist Bal Thakerey warned that he would beat up Valentine’s Day celebrants.

Who got more hides?
According to Jang and other papers, the largest collector of hides of sacrificed animals during the Eid al-Azha was Jamaat Islami while the second place was with Dawat Islami (Green Turbans) and Shaukat Khanum Hospital. In the past, conservative Lahore cared more for jihad and gave most of its hides to Lashkar-e-Tayba, but this time it cared less for charity but more for the power of MMA under Jamaat chief Qazi Hussain Ahmad.
Posted by: Paul Moloney || 03/05/2004 12:31:41 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I guess that PBUH means "peace be upon him."
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/05/2004 0:41 Comments || Top||

#2 
In the past, conservative Lahore cared more for jihad and gave most of its hides to Lashkar-e-Tayba
The guy who missed the Paris-LA flights was a dealer in leather goods.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/05/2004 0:46 Comments || Top||



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