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2004-02-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-
The BEST "Rant" I’ve read in a while
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Posted by Yosemite Sam 2004-02-13 2:39:44 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Having read most of the posts and comments today I'm ROTFLMAO. Is there a full moon tonight?
Posted by GA 2004-2-13 2:46:05 PM||   2004-2-13 2:46:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 thanks for fixing my screwup Fred.
Posted by Yosemite Sam 2004-2-13 2:51:59 PM||   2004-2-13 2:51:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Shit, GA - just check your AlQ-issue Almanac, boy! (Or girl, as the case may be...)
Posted by .com 2004-2-13 2:59:52 PM||   2004-2-13 2:59:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 .com, I shortened Gasse Katze to GK a few days ago. I did check AlQ'S almanac,but it only lists 1/4 moons.:-)
Posted by GA 2004-2-13 3:25:24 PM||   2004-2-13 3:25:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 GA / GK - what's a letter among friends, eh?

But GA is not same as GK - Who are you, again??? If GK, then use GK! If GA, then stop masquerading as GK with nefarious comments designed to sew confusion amongst the RB population! We'll sic the Commando Elephants on you after they finish with the SUV's!
Posted by .com 2004-2-13 3:29:38 PM||   2004-2-13 3:29:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 GK it is. it's that Damn keyboard,.com.
Posted by GK 2004-2-13 4:05:16 PM||   2004-2-13 4:05:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Are the commando elephants still abailable? Nuss Ratchett say I have Alp issues I need to deal with.
Posted by Napoleon VII 2004-2-13 4:40:12 PM||   2004-2-13 4:40:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Coming from you guys, this is a great compliment. I need to hit the tip jar.
Posted by 11A5S 2004-2-13 5:23:07 PM||   2004-2-13 5:23:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 well, the K and A are so close together...


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Posted by Frank G  2004-2-13 7:11:36 PM||   2004-2-13 7:11:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 11A5S - Sheesh, man - wotta buncha maroons, eh? Lemme have that crescent wrench... and the ball peen hammer... Okay, try this:

In the bestest of the positive RB traditions, I doth believest you've been rightly raised upon the shoulders of the masses, thus elevationed, and heretofore and without ado or furthers, cheered and turned, with teak clusters, into an official statuesque pigeon roost... And yea, so very verily, the hardcore have gathered and mumbled off topic, as is their wont, but didst not quibble, nay nay they didst mill about, jostling a little but holding true to the course and, thusly, everafter, is the proof that ist proven in the pudding that they took comfort and saw the truth of the post and by their Peshawars shewed that it was good. Amen.

Yeah, that's better. Isn't it?

On-topic: let there be no doubt about it -- your rant Kicks Ass! An instant Classic.
Posted by .com 2004-2-13 8:16:59 PM||   2004-2-13 8:16:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Great rant 11A, but .com takes the Rantburg Pulitzer (even for the time long ago when he was known by just two letters).
Posted by Rafael 2004-2-13 9:10:59 PM||   2004-2-13 9:10:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Yeap.
Posted by Lucky 2004-2-14 12:14:35 AM||   2004-2-14 12:14:35 AM|| Front Page Top

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00:14 Lucky
23:49 Mr. Davis
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