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2008-12-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
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Posted by Beavis 2008-12-04 10:27|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [472 views ]  Top

#1 Doncha just hate it when your gun goes off prematurely?

Posted by GORT 2008-12-04 11:09||   2008-12-04 11:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Gun sex.

You're doing it wrong...
Posted by DarthVader 2008-12-04 11:30||   2008-12-04 11:30|| Front Page Top

#3 This is so bizarre on so many levels.

Why was he having sex with his 'ESTRANGED' wife?
How did he even get her to bed if she had a CPO on him?

Sounds more like kidnapping, rape and attempted murder than accident.
Posted by AlanC 2008-12-04 11:32||   2008-12-04 11:32|| Front Page Top


Posted by GolfBravoUSMC 2008-12-04 12:53||   2008-12-04 12:53|| Front Page Top

#5 ...he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off

Looks like he found what he was "reaching for"...
Posted by tu3031 2008-12-04 12:55||   2008-12-04 12:55|| Front Page Top

#6 This is precisely why I think anything that is not an actual pistol should not have pistol-like grips! E.g., hair dryers, electric drills, caulking guns, the Anal Intruder™, etc.
Posted by Dar">Dar  2008-12-04 13:20||   2008-12-04 13:20|| Front Page Top

#7 "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad... BANG!!!"
Posted by USN, Ret. 2008-12-04 14:35||   2008-12-04 14:35|| Front Page Top

#8 Once upon a time a condom over the barrel of the rifle was considered a good prophylactic for jungle mud up the barrel with subsequent backfire potential.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2008-12-04 15:44||   2008-12-04 15:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Gives "shooting your wad" new meaning.
Posted by hammerhead 2008-12-04 18:41||   2008-12-04 18:41|| Front Page Top

#10 If available, I bet her version "differs"
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2008-12-04 20:12||   2008-12-04 20:12|| Front Page Top

#11 Restraining order: Just another way to say "I love you."
Posted by GK 2008-12-04 23:08||   2008-12-04 23:08|| Front Page Top

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