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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Judge whips out rod in Florida court
A Jacksonville, Fla., judge drew his handgun when an accused child molester was attacked by an alleged victim's father in court.
"Unhand that there pervert and reach fer the sky!"
"I object, yer honor!"

"I didn't know if he was going after me or the bailiffs or the defendant," Circuit Judge John Merrett told The (Jacksonville, Fla.) Times-Union.
"So I shot him. End of problem."
The father, who had not seen the defendant before the court appearance, hurdled a railing and landed several punches on the handcuffed and shackled man before bailiffs restored order. Merrett said that once he saw the situation was under control, he handed his gun to the court clerk and asked her to lock it in a drawer. Merrett has a concealed weapon permit and said he'd do the same thing again, the newspaper reported.
"That's right! I dunnit and I'm glad!"
"Objection!"
"[BANG!] Overruled!"

But Duval County Public Defender Bill White said the incident was frightening.
"I peed myself, right on the spot!"
He plans to talk to the chief judge about whether judges should be packing heat armed in court. "It's very disconcerting for a lawyer to be in the line of fire," White told the Times-Union.
"I mean, how the hell are you gonna sue a judge?"
The father was charged with felony aggravated assault and misdemeanor battery.
... But no jury will convict him.
Posted by: Fred || 03/28/2007 10:29 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  This was a gun, right?
I mean, it is Florida...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/28/2007 13:28 Comments || Top||

#2  Judge released the guy with no bail on the spot.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/28/2007 13:36 Comments || Top||

#3  Well, at least, he didn't brandish a penis pump.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 13:36 Comments || Top||

#4  ewwwwwwwww that's worser.. much... lol
Posted by: RD || 03/28/2007 15:14 Comments || Top||

#5  why did they charge him at all, hell just wait until they let the child molestor go in 2 months then they will get the dad for killing him
Posted by: sinse || 03/28/2007 16:09 Comments || Top||


"The neighbor's dog ate my penis. Bummer"
Wife cut off hubby's doinker manhood
A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband's penis and threw it out of the window.
"The calaboose ain't been made that can hold me!"
The man drove himself to hospital - but doctors couldn't reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post.
Yes. That's what it said: The dog ate his dongle. We don't know why.
Yao Fengfang was given a three year suspended jail sentence after her husband, Li Gengbao, asked the judge to be lenient. Li, a taxi driver in Nanjing city, said he wanted his wife to keep her liberty so the bitch she could look after him for the rest of his life.
He's very trusting of her...
Yao suspected her husband, of having an affair with his ex-wife and confronted him after seeing his taxi parked outside of her house. On the way back home, Yao threatened to 'disable' her husband but he thought she was bluffing.
At my house we don't even joke about such things. The slightest hint, and it's off the the Motel 6 for me.
Li went to bed early but he was woken at midnight by a sharp pain. He said: "My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window."
"... all the while laughing maniacally!"
Li wrapped his wound with a pillow cover and drove his taxi to Nanjing City First Hospital. The hospital carried out emergency surgery and sent staff to look for Li's severed penis, but found it had been eaten by a neighbour's dog.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 07:53 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: Spot || 03/28/2007 9:12 Comments || Top||

#2  Nanjing City Oysters, the treat dogs love to eat!
Act now, supplies limited.
Posted by: Procopius2k || 03/28/2007 9:19 Comments || Top||

#3  It's going to be an alarming poop n scoop session for the dog's owner.
Posted by: Thinemp Whimble || 03/28/2007 11:45 Comments || Top||


-Short Attention Span Theater-
Dog Performs Heimlich Maneuver on Owner
CALVERT, Md. - A 2-year-old golden retriever named Toby is credited with saving his owner's life. Toby saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman's chest. The dog's owner, Debbie Parkhurst, believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.

Parkhurst, 45, of Calvert told the Cecil Whig she was eating an apple at her home Friday when a piece lodged in her throat. She attempted to perform the Heimlich maneuver on herself but it didn't work. After she began beating on her chest, she said Toby noticed and got involved.

"The next thing I know, Toby's up on his hind feet and he's got his front paws on my shoulders," she recalled. "He pushed me to the ground, and once I was on my back, he began jumping up and down on my chest." Moments later, the apple dislodged and Toby started licking her face to keep her from passing out, she said.

"I literally have pawprint-shaped bruises on my chest. I'm still a little hoarse, but otherwise, I'm OK," Parkhurst said. "The doctor said I probably wouldn't be here without Toby," said Parkhurst, a jewelry artist. "I keep looking at him and saying 'You're amazing.'"
Posted by: Bobby || 03/28/2007 06:25 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  that's Dr Dawg! everyone luvs Dr Dawg. Ruffrx
Posted by: RD || 03/28/2007 6:51 Comments || Top||

#2  That's even better than firing tear gas.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/28/2007 7:37 Comments || Top||

#3  Next thing you know, dogs will start using spears, or growing extra toes, or both.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 8:59 Comments || Top||


-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Origin of gaza sh*t storm located by experts
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 08:07 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Easy come, easy go.
Posted by: Delphi2005 || 03/28/2007 8:33 Comments || Top||

#2  Hey, Ma! Why is there a tootsie roll in my glass of water?
Posted by: Deacon Blues || 03/28/2007 11:40 Comments || Top||

#3  I blame Bush
Posted by: BrerRabbit || 03/28/2007 12:14 Comments || Top||

#4  Global Warming!
Posted by: Delphi2005 || 03/28/2007 14:17 Comments || Top||

#5  Origin of gaza sh*t storm located by experts

I still insist that it was caused by somebody opening Yasser Arafat's grave.
Posted by: Zenster || 03/28/2007 15:07 Comments || Top||

#6  I love that muddy water. Ahhhh, Gaza you're my home!
Posted by: KBK || 03/28/2007 16:08 Comments || Top||


Afghanistan
7 year old victim of Pashtunwali justice (Rawa video)
Her father gave her to another family to settle a dispute and that family tortured her for 2 years. Often disputes are solved in Pashtunwali by giving daughters. Eventually people rescued her and took her to Kabul for help. She is only 7 years old. She is being treated by a Kabuli doctor.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 12:26 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Scourge, they are a scourge. Scourge I say! Scourge!
Posted by: bigjim-ky || 03/28/2007 15:10 Comments || Top||

#2  I just read a column yesterday (sorry, I can't find the link - maybe later) where the author once met an Iraqi back before Saddam's tender mercies were known. The Iraqi made a flat statement that Iraqis are the most barbaric people on earth. From what I've seen, the Pashtuns are in a league of their own in that department.
Posted by: xbalanke || 03/28/2007 16:49 Comments || Top||


Africa Subsaharan
[Humor] Hillarious: Predicting the Daily News in S.Africa is easy...
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 03/28/2007 05:22 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The pickled news...
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 || 03/28/2007 5:30 Comments || Top||

#2  Whahahahahahahaaaaaa
Posted by: Besoeker || 03/28/2007 16:18 Comments || Top||


Caucasus/Russia/Central Asia
Tajik leader tells nation to drop Russian names
Tajik leader Imomali Rakhmonov, in a flamboyant move to revive Persian roots in the former Soviet state, has ordered his people to drop Russian-style surnames and banned Soviet-era school festivals. Slavic endings like ‘-ov’ were added by many people across the five ex-Soviet republics of Central Asia during Russian imperial rule and later under Soviet power. In line with his new crusade, Rakhmonov declared himself "Rakhmon" earlier this month. At a government meeting late on Monday, the Tajik leader, who has ruled the Muslim state since 1992, told the nation to follow suit and register new-born babies only under Persian surnames. "Imomali Rakhmon, President of the Republic of Tajikistan, ... issued concrete instructions to officials to regulate the sphere of national traditions and ritualism," said the official website. The changes are unlikely, however, to concern Russia, since it is impoverished Tajikistan's key regional ally and trading partner. While cultivating warm relations with Moscow, Tajikistan, which speaks a dialect of Farsi, has also sought to revive its Tajik identity and pre-Soviet traditions, with Rakhmonov advocating closer cultural ties with Iran and Afghanistan.
Posted by: Fred || 03/28/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Yes, let us be more like the Iranians and Afghans....yes....
Posted by: 0369_Grunt || 03/28/2007 14:39 Comments || Top||

#2  "Uh...ok. Why, just the other day I said to Yuri Andropov..."
Posted by: mojo || 03/28/2007 15:42 Comments || Top||

#3  LickMyBallsov
Posted by: Thuns McCoy3169 || 03/28/2007 21:06 Comments || Top||


Science & Technology
Janes: Static test for 30,000lb bomb
Posted by: 3dc || 03/28/2007 00:57 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Especially for delivery in a B-52. That would be a MegaMoab.
Posted by: Alaska Paul at Homer, Alaska || 03/28/2007 1:47 Comments || Top||

#2  OOH! Looks like someone is coordinating press releases and leaks now! So far so good, as long as it means what I think it means! :-)
Posted by: gorb || 03/28/2007 2:43 Comments || Top||

#3  The US Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA) announced on 15 March the successful test of a 30,000 lb (13,600 kg) conventional bomb, which is designed to destroy hardened underground facilities.

This one's for you, Mahmoud, baby.
Posted by: Zenster || 03/28/2007 2:54 Comments || Top||

#4  The US Defense Threat Reduction Agency

That would be reduction, as in 'Your facility is reduced to a pile of rubble'.
Posted by: phil_b || 03/28/2007 4:23 Comments || Top||

#5  Wonder how much of it is explosives. The 5,000 pound GBU-28 is only 630 pounds of tritonal, the rest is iron.
Posted by: gromky || 03/28/2007 4:29 Comments || Top||

#6  It's called the "Massive Ordnance Penetrator," or "MOP" for short.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term "mopping up."
Posted by: Mike || 03/28/2007 5:59 Comments || Top||

#7  woid problem: with a strap on solid fuel rocket pack. 30,000 lbs + plus rocket pack.

Dropped from 50,000 feet, terminal velocity @ ground, 2000 thousand MPH [rocket assist].

13607.7711 kilos
4473.88 m/s velocity

Kinetic Energy @ ground-pound point =
136,183,866,953.2596 Joules. [not counting explosive]

140 grn bullet moving at speed of 1000 ft per second = 40 Joule [way approx]

1 foot pound = 1.3558179 Joule

1 joule = 0.000947817 Btu
proof math..

mathBhard I forgot the question.
Posted by: RD || 03/28/2007 6:09 Comments || Top||

#8  136,183,866,953.2596 Joules = 1 Godamighty Wallop
Posted by: Mike || 03/28/2007 6:34 Comments || Top||

#9  And whats best, no radioactive fallout to deal with.

That's American ingenuity.

In WWII, the Air Force use to write on the ordinance before dropping them. I image they probably did it in the later wars too.

Sarcastic suggestions as to what to write are on these puppies welcomed.
Posted by: Delphi2005 || 03/28/2007 8:37 Comments || Top||

#10  Delphi-

I know one popular one my old B-52 unit uded during Desert Storm was, "If you can read this...you're dead."

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 03/28/2007 8:54 Comments || Top||

#11  I've seen one that makes me giggle. On the bottom of the bomb they wrote, "Bad guy goes here"
Posted by: DarthVader || 03/28/2007 10:05 Comments || Top||

#12  Darth, "Point this end at the Kaaba"
Posted by: Icerigger || 03/28/2007 10:21 Comments || Top||

#13  "This side towards enemy"

"For external use only"

"WARNING: Contents under pressure"

Posted by: Rob Crawford || 03/28/2007 10:26 Comments || Top||

#14  "I can't believe it's not butter."

I know this one is a bit oblique but they will have plenty of time to figure it out in Orc paradise.
Posted by: Excalibur || 03/28/2007 10:53 Comments || Top||

#15  "Removal of this tag is punishable by law."
Posted by: Perfesser || 03/28/2007 11:40 Comments || Top||

#16  136,183,866,953.2596 J...wow...16 significant figures...
Posted by: Chemist || 03/28/2007 12:11 Comments || Top||

#17  "Heads up!" always made me laugh.
Posted by: GORT || 03/28/2007 12:31 Comments || Top||

#18  I just thought of another one:

"DUCK!"
Posted by: DarthVader || 03/28/2007 12:39 Comments || Top||

#19  Wow that's bigger than the WW2 bomb called Grand Slam.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan || 03/28/2007 14:24 Comments || Top||

#20  "Allah oh sh**"
Posted by: AlanC || 03/28/2007 14:32 Comments || Top||

#21  During GWI, our carrier's Morale Suppression Squad made us discontinue the practice of writing on bombs hung on the trusty Intruder soon to be delivered. No good reason was given, but I later found out the head of the MSS was a Hornet driver so I think there was a little Delivery Envy there ( 26K of bombs vs. 9)
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 03/28/2007 14:46 Comments || Top||

#22  136,183,866,953.2596 J...wow...16 significant figures..

Or about 32 tons equivalent of high explosive.
Posted by: Valentine || 03/28/2007 14:50 Comments || Top||

#23  HIJACK THIS FAGS.

http://www.confluere.com/img/bomb.jpg
Posted by: Anon4021 || 03/28/2007 15:22 Comments || Top||

#24  Here, catch this one!!!
Posted by: Delphi2005 || 03/28/2007 16:15 Comments || Top||

#25  You've your suicide boomers, and we've ...
Posted by: gromgoru || 03/28/2007 17:17 Comments || Top||

#26  "Aloha"
It means hello and goodbye
Posted by: flash91 || 03/28/2007 17:38 Comments || Top||

#27  On the blast door in an ICBM silo:
"Delivered in 30 minutes or less or your next one is free"

Posted by: exJAG || 03/28/2007 18:42 Comments || Top||

#28  30 nanosecond delivery or it's free.
Posted by: Redneck Jim || 03/28/2007 19:15 Comments || Top||

#29  "Candygram"
Posted by: Redneck Jim || 03/28/2007 19:17 Comments || Top||

#30  Telegram for AhMongohad.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles in Blairistan || 03/28/2007 19:27 Comments || Top||

#31  "Back In The Well, Bitch!"
Posted by: Frank G || 03/28/2007 19:59 Comments || Top||

#32  "Here comes the 'BOOM!' ready or not"
Posted by: Mike || 03/28/2007 23:41 Comments || Top||

#33  Yo' ass is mine.
Posted by: Zenster || 03/28/2007 23:57 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
Alimony Argued After 'Adodichtomy'
CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) -- Lawrence Roach agreed to pay alimony to the woman he divorced, not the man she became after a sex change, his lawyers argued in an effort to end the payments. But the ex-wife's attorneys argued Tuesday that the operation doesn't alter the agreement. Only a 2004 Ohio case has addressed whether or not a transsexual can still collect alimony after a sex change, those involved say. "There is not a lot out there to help us," Circuit Judge Jack R. St. Arnold said.

Roach and his wife, Julia, divorced in 2004 after 18 years of marriage. The 48-year-old utility worker agreed to pay her $1,250 a month in alimony. Since then, Julia Roach, 55, had a sex change and legally changed her name to Julio Roberto Silverwolf. Ayeee…Machismo!

"It's illegal for a man to marry a man and it should likewise be illegal for a man to pay alimony to a man," said John McGuire, one of Roach's attorneys. "When she changed to man, I believe she terminated that alimony." Silverwolf did not appear in court Tuesday and has declined to talk about the divorce. His lawyer, Gregory Nevins, said the language of the divorce decree is clear and firm - Roach agreed to pay alimony until his ex-wife dies or remarries. "Those two things haven't happened," said Nevins, a senior staff attorney with the national gay rights group Lambda Legal.

Arnold found fault with several of Roach's legal arguments and noted that appeals courts have declined to legally recognize a sex change in Florida when it comes to marriage. The appellate court "is telling us you are what you are when you are born," (Sometimes it’s just freaky) Arnold said. An Ohio appeals court ruled in September 2004 that a Montgomery County man must continue to pay alimony to his transsexual ex-wife because her sex change wasn't reason enough to violate the agreement. Roach, who has since remarried, said he has been unable to convince state and federal lawmakers to tackle the issue. He said he will continue to fight.
Posted by: DepotGuy || 03/28/2007 12:22 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:



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Wed 2007-03-28
  US starts largest exercise since war
Tue 2007-03-27
  Hicks pleads guilty
Mon 2007-03-26
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Sun 2007-03-25
  UNSC approves new sanctions on Iran
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