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2006-02-22 India-Pakistan
Now a bounty on muslim artist for blasphemy against hindus
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Posted by john 2006-02-22 14:52|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 
Saraswati


Bharat Mata


Lord Shiva

What is it with the 4-arms?

Posted by BigEd 2006-02-22 16:09||   2006-02-22 16:09|| Front Page Top

#2 Symbolism for more-than-human abilities. Not expected to be taken literally.
Posted by anon 2006-02-22 16:16||   2006-02-22 16:16|| Front Page Top

#3 Hmmmm? What goes around comes around.
Posted by GK 2006-02-22 16:17||   2006-02-22 16:17|| Front Page Top

#4 Or reaches around, lol. ;-)
Posted by .com 2006-02-22 16:24||   2006-02-22 16:24|| Front Page Top

#5 Big bucks offered here. A lakh is 100,000 and a crore is 10,000,000 so more or less:
Rs 11 Lakh = $24,663
Rs 51 Crore = $11,434,977
Rs 101 Crore = $22,645,739
Posted by RWV 2006-02-22 16:58||   2006-02-22 16:58|| Front Page Top

#6 OT: Hey .com...that picture you posted last week...the uh..."muslim" babe with the white veil...you...uh... got any more from where that came from?
Posted by Mark Z 2006-02-22 17:03||   2006-02-22 17:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Heh... I'm watching the US Men's Curling match... Check back in a few hours on this thread and I'll offer links to what I have - I need to rummage around a bit. Surprisingly, there isn't much, lol.
Posted by .com 2006-02-22 17:39||   2006-02-22 17:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Surprisingly, there isn't much, lol.

Now, that I doubt.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-02-22 18:06||   2006-02-22 18:06|| Front Page Top

#9 I read a short story a while back about some ordinary American guy who was chosen by the goddess Kali to be her high priest. As in "boyfriend". And unlike her traditional appearance, she decided to look like a 16-17 year old blonde, jail-bait pop-tart, with tank top, short skirts and all the wickedness of a teen girl who knows she's got it. Which ended up with him getting in lots of trouble.

He was amazed that nobody else noticed the bluish highlights of her otherwise perfect skin, nor the fact that she had six arms. He couldn't even figure out how her six arms were attached, all at the shoulder, but without looking odd. It was like her arms at the could occupy the same space at the same time. And nobody noticed.

On the downside, she had very earthy tastes, in fact, she was downright trashy, enjoying motorcycles, billiards, and getting guys to fight over her. To make things worse, she could take over any girl or woman she wanted to, and use them as an avatar, like puppets, to make mischief.

Being the goddess of death, she was also very into homicide, something her boyfriend didn't much care for so endlessly tried to get her to take up a hobby other than guns, knives, explosives, etc.

Eventually, her hectic lifestyle began to take its toll on him, so he took off to Hawaii. And being involved with one god sort of puts you in their social circle, so he soon met up with the goddess Pele's ex-boyfriend, Kamapuaa, the wild pig god, and moved into his bungalow as his guest.

Unfortunately, Kamapuaa was a real pig. He had fallen into lots of bad habits since breaking up, and no longer had his buff, surfer looks. Most of his time was spent watching ESPN and drinking beer.

And then he was discovered by Pele's younger sister, Hi'iaka, who was just as slutty as Kali, but tanner. Figuring to seduce him with food, she then whips up a big time luau for him, and is just about to launch into a dance when a very jealous Kali shows up.

Fortunately, the girls take it outside, and to the sound of earthquakes, volcanoes, tidal waves, etc., our hero just slumps down into an easy chair next to Kamapuaa and asks him if it was always like this. "Always", he replied. So he
asked him who was playing on teevee.

"Arkansas vs. Ohio State", said Kamapuaa.

"Go Hogs."
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-02-22 18:35||   2006-02-22 18:35|| Front Page Top

#10 LOL, Moose! That's the best story I've read in a long time.
Posted by Scooter McGruder 2006-02-22 20:18||   2006-02-22 20:18|| Front Page Top

#11 So he sez as he walks out the door with his rare, rare forks....
Ober Nockerty Only Tune Once.
Posted by 6 2006-02-22 20:27||   2006-02-22 20:27|| Front Page Top

#12 ah now i get it, they've got spares
Posted by Gleanter Gravith9762 2006-02-22 20:29||   2006-02-22 20:29|| Front Page Top

#13 Speaking of blasphemy... Consider all of the NSFW, lol.
The image I believe Mark Z was referring to is this one...

In that spirit, lol, I dug up this paltry offering...
dancer
generations
lil_kim
under_the_burqas
towelheadsi
world_cups
and...
Joana_Prado_1
Joana_Praco_2

As I said, pretty slim pickins... I hope you find something in there to suit, Mark.
Posted by .com 2006-02-22 21:05||   2006-02-22 21:05|| Front Page Top

#14 Mark - try this link and browse around - there are quite a few from movies, so you may run across some harem girls, heh. :-)
Posted by .com 2006-02-22 21:36||   2006-02-22 21:36|| Front Page Top

#15 Com and Mark..
Just do searches on "odalisque"
Posted by 3dc 2006-02-22 23:06||   2006-02-22 23:06|| Front Page Top

#16 Cool, thanks 3dc... I hope Mark comes back by...
Posted by .com 2006-02-22 23:20||   2006-02-22 23:20|| Front Page Top

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