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2011-02-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

MD GOP party First Vice Chairperson names her cow Oprah

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Posted by gorb 2011-02-22 14:18|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 I guess this means there is no such thing as a "black cow" anymore. Do you need to be over 50 to understand what they were?

Posted by Halliburton - Mysterious Conspiracy Division 2011-02-22 15:54|| 2011-02-22 15:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I have never seen a purple cow,
I hope to never see one now
But I can tell you any how
I'll rather see one than be one!

(Not to say there aren't any SEIU members who are cows... or at least full of bullsh*t...)

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-02-22 16:07|| 2011-02-22 16:07|| Front Page Top

#3 Fat is not a race.

Posted by Pollyandrew 2011-02-22 16:20|| 2011-02-22 16:20|| Front Page Top

#4 Children, back in the day you could get a "black cow" at the neighborhood soda shop. A similar concoction made with grape soda and orange sherbet, minus the chocolate syrup, was a Purple Cow".

The recipe:
o 10 ounces root beer
o 2 scoops vanilla ice cream
o 1 tablespoon chocolate syrup
o 1 1/2 ounces whipped cream
o maraschino cherries

Place ice cream and syrup in the most elegant soda fountain glass you have. Pour root beer over, garnish with whipped cream and cherry.

Posted by mom 2011-02-22 18:35|| 2011-02-22 18:35|| Front Page Top

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