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Posted by Procopius2k 2023-05-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [12 views ]  Top

#1 As the saying goes "Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."
Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2023-05-23 08:49||   2023-05-23 08:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Ticktoc challenge...

"I wonder if it still works?"
Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-23 09:38||   2023-05-23 09:38|| Front Page Top

#3 ^ I was just thinking exactly that.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-23 09:52||   2023-05-23 09:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Runner up.

Washington man hospitalized after drinking canister of NOS octane which he mistook for an energy drink - causing violent seizures
Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-23 10:24||   2023-05-23 10:24|| Front Page Top

#5 /\ But his Nike's put off a cloud of white smoke as he made his way to the bathroom.
Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-23 10:39||   2023-05-23 10:39|| Front Page Top

#6 Good it was just his arm.

'I lost an arm, it's not the end of the world': Man, 23, maimed by 10ft alligator after falling into a pond behind a Florida bar when he went to relieve himself outside because restroom line was too long
Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-23 10:44||   2023-05-23 10:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Suppose it was a Potato Masher?
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-05-23 15:17||   2023-05-23 15:17|| Front Page Top

#8 Grenade Violence

"They're attractive occasions of sin
That make a cacaphonous din
And get under my skin...
Common sense FTW!"
[issues edict for adding
a lock and a pad
so the chucker can key in a PIN]
Posted by Phoper Sinatra8368 2023-05-23 20:18||   2023-05-23 20:18|| Front Page Top

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