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2007-03-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Fred 2007-03-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "He was a pig to me for so long that I turned him into long pig as repayment."

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-24 02:07|| 2007-03-24 02:07|| Front Page Top

#2 My oh my. I'll bet he doesn't do that again!

Posted by gorb 2007-03-24 02:11|| 2007-03-24 02:11|| Front Page Top

#3 On one of Zenster's a uranium orange porcelain enamel glazed cast iron oval au gratin baking pans?

Posted by gromgoru 2007-03-24 08:58|| 2007-03-24 08:58|| Front Page Top

#4 If you are going to take the step to fry the body why aren't you feeding it to neighborhood dogs everyday and removing the evidence? Methinks that's grounds for an insanity plea. /snark

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-03-24 09:50|| rjschwarz.com]">[rjschwarz.com] 2007-03-24 09:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Par boiled first?
That does speed things up.

Posted by tu3031 2007-03-24 10:45|| 2007-03-24 10:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Wonder if she butterflies her backstraps?

Posted by Besoeker 2007-03-24 13:56|| 2007-03-24 13:56|| Front Page Top

#7 a uranium orange porcelain enamel glazed cast iron oval au gratin baking pans?

Zen you must live in a castle to hold all that cookware you collect.

I'm doing just the opposite I'm currently downsizing all my stuff. For instance I'm currently disposing of all my former wives.

I've had it with the freeze thaw cycle when the power goes out. Costs too much dinero keeping em rock hard frozen.

Would you be interested Zen in starting a new collection? cheap 1/2 off? ;-)

/ima not the iceman, Ima the nice man.

Posted by RD 2007-03-24 14:10|| 2007-03-24 14:10|| Front Page Top

#8 That's a serious crime. Think of the trans-fats.

Now, if she'd broiled him...

Posted by ~~Nurse~~ Mayor Bloomberg">~~Nurse~~ Mayor Bloomberg 2007-03-24 14:15|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-03-24 14:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Wonder if she butterflies her backstraps?

That's not funny, that's sick.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-24 16:06|| 2007-03-24 16:06|| Front Page Top

#10 Wonder if she butterflies her backstraps?

Paging Mr. Hannibal Lecter to the white courtesy phone. Mr. Lecter to the white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-24 19:34|| 2007-03-24 19:34|| Front Page Top

#11 Was Ramesh her son, and was it at one of her dinner parties that the OTHER festivity took place?? I bet she didn't use an uranium orange pan....(ptui: peasant)

Posted by USN, ret. 2007-03-24 20:36|| 2007-03-24 20:36|| Front Page Top

#12 Well, now that we've identified the role of Uranium Orange Pans and what such ...

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-24 23:40|| 2007-03-24 23:40|| Front Page Top

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