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2007-03-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-03-30 16:02|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 My fave is that for one hour, and one hour only, sometime on April 1st, after listening to their complete message, suddenly the screen will change on zombo.com, taking you to Bill Gates personal website where you can download for free all Microsoft software, permanently registration free. It only lasts for an hour, so it is best to have a download accelerator so you can grab as much as possible. It is hosted by Microsoft, so there is no bandwidth limitation on the hundreds of people getting Vista, Office, and all the rest for free.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-03-30 16:09|| 2007-03-30 16:09|| Front Page Top

#2 One time I left a note for my boss to call a Mr. Lyon, who had left his number. Of course the number was to the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago. They thought my boss was trying to play a joke, and were pretty pissed.

Posted by Mark E. 2007-03-30 17:05|| 2007-03-30 17:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, Fred is probably familiar with a few more. I'm sure he's stood up a HTCPCP server compliant with RFC 2324, for example. That's the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol, you know. To quote it: "No options were given for decaffeinated coffee. What's the point?"

Posted by Eric Jablow">Eric Jablow 2007-03-30 18:32|| 2007-03-30 18:32|| Front Page Top

#4 He, he he. Some of my co-workers, back in the day, left a telephone message form for one of the NCOs, alleged to be from one Colonel Sanders. Yes, it was the number for the local KFC concession, and yes, that particular NCO was noted for being particularly gullible. And also, a bit of an ass-kisser.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-03-30 19:47|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-03-30 19:47|| Front Page Top

#5 On the first of next month the word "gullible" will be removed from all dictionaries.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-03-30 20:59|| 2007-03-30 20:59|| Front Page Top

#6 On the first of next month the word "gullible" will be removed from all dictionaries.
And replaced by a photograph of John "Cambodia" Kerry.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-03-30 22:48|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-03-30 22:48|| Front Page Top

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