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Human Rights for Apes ("monkey invasion" vindicated!)
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Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2007-04-01 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [10799 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Wait -- how do we know that AC isn't a simian conspiracy operative put here to spread disinformation about their real plans? His nic is "Atomic Conspiracy" and he talks about the "simian conspiracy" -- but that's just too clever by half! He just WANTS us to think that the simians are operating alone, when all along it's Halliburton controlling the simian agents! Why do you think we call Bush "Chimpy McHalliburton"? Rovian plot! Rovian plot!
Posted by Zorba Spinese6212 2007-04-01 01:45||   2007-04-01 01:45|| Front Page Top

#2 All I know is monkeys are mean and agressive. And never look one in the eye, it's just asking for trouble.
Posted by phil_b 2007-04-01 04:53||   2007-04-01 04:53|| Front Page Top

#3 Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Once you go monkey, you never go back.
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-04-01 12:22||   2007-04-01 12:22|| Front Page Top

#4 I understand they are being registered as Democrats for the next election.
Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore  2007-04-01 16:38||   2007-04-01 16:38|| Front Page Top

#5 If they have rights then they have responsibilities.

Wonder when the first monkey will be arrested.
Posted by Theamble Forkbeard2343 2007-04-01 22:23||   2007-04-01 22:23|| Front Page Top

#6 On the topic of lower primate rights, I'll have to quote Dennis Miller:

If finding a cure for AIDS requires hooking up chimpanzees to car batteries, I've got only two things to say; Red is positive and black is negative.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-04-01 22:26||   2007-04-01 22:26|| Front Page Top

#7 So can I sue them if they throw shit at me at the zoo?
Posted by tu3031 2007-04-01 22:28||   2007-04-01 22:28|| Front Page Top

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