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2012-11-27 China-Japan-Koreas
Chinese paper congratulates Kim Jong Un on being named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by the Onion
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Posted by gorb 2012-11-27 12:11|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [336072 views ]  Top

#1 I want everyone to know that I was voted the runner-up.

But I forced them to keep that result a secret when I found out that the top man was "Tubby The Korean Kitten". How was I supposed to know that he borrowed a silk smoking jacket from Hugh Heffner??? It's unfair competition, if you ask me. :-(
Posted by Raider 2012-11-27 12:47||   2012-11-27 12:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Can you blame them? I mean, how could they not take it seriously? Just look at the guy...
Posted by tu3031 2012-11-27 14:40||   2012-11-27 14:40|| Front Page Top

#3 And that's dad, who I also believe was named Sexiest Man of All Time by the Onion, not Sonny Doughboy...
Posted by tu3031 2012-11-27 14:47||   2012-11-27 14:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Western satire is too much for inscrutable Chinese minds.
Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2012-11-27 16:01||   2012-11-27 16:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Western satire is too much for inscrutable Chinese minds.
The geniuses of the Muslim world seem to have a problem with it too.
Posted by Sgt. Mom  2012-11-27 16:35||  2012-11-27 16:35|| Front Page Top

#6 My favorite Onion headline:

"98% of commuters favor public transportation -- for everyone else."

That is so-o-o-o true...
Posted by Steve White 2012-11-27 16:47||   2012-11-27 16:47|| Front Page Top

#7 What I want is for the 2% of folks who don't know how to drive to have their own highway just for them.
Posted by gorb 2012-11-27 20:44||   2012-11-27 20:44|| Front Page Top

#8 The best is still "CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA: CITIES OF SJLBVDNZV, GRZNY TO BE FIRST RECIPIENTS". I offered to donate the unnecessary vowels in my middle name for that one.

And then there's the Onion's video: "Supreme Court Rules that Death Penalty is 'Totally Badass'", complete with all nine Justices declaiming that they were "The Law".
Posted by Eric Jablow  2012-11-27 21:51||   2012-11-27 21:51|| Front Page Top

#9 The Onion + Scrappleface.

Looks like the Chinese are red-faced about it.
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-11-27 22:40||   2012-11-27 22:40|| Front Page Top

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