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2013-10-16 Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Clerics rule besieged Syrians may eat dogs, cats & donkeys
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Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2013-10-16 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6464 views ]  Top

#1 "people could eat cats, dogs and donkeys"


Is 'cats, dogs and donkeys' the Syrian euphemism for 'long pork'?
Posted by Elmerert Hupens2660 2013-10-16 05:28||   2013-10-16 05:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Whaddabout regular pork, the other white meat?
Posted by Bobby 2013-10-16 06:21||   2013-10-16 06:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Hearts is parts.
Posted by Shipman 2013-10-16 11:49||   2013-10-16 11:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Muadhamiyans, they would be silly
To ask what went into the chili
Fido or a filly
A cat or a billy
"Bismillah, an infidel's willy!"
(though that might be gilding the lily)

That poem wuz really high-class
Please to notice I didn't say "ass"
My genteel demeanor
Interdicts any "wiener"
And reports of postprandial gas


Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-10-16 13:28||   2013-10-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

#5 Thurber lives!
Posted by Dopey Sinatra 2013-10-16 15:21||   2013-10-16 15:21|| Front Page Top

#6 Your dog-loving genius, James Thurber
Was known to us pups as "the curber"
He held us all prisoner!
Do I shock you, dear listener?
We were chained, hostages to his fervor

When Thurber was took for a raper
Grand Forks folks sure cut up a caper
For his two abuses,
Choked him dead with two nooses
Then poetically bragged in the paper

Cheery old world, innit?
Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-10-16 16:48||   2013-10-16 16:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Bravo! and bravo yet again!
Posted by trailing wife 2013-10-16 20:14||   2013-10-16 20:14|| Front Page Top

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