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2013-10-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Kangaroo Checks in to Australia's Melbourne Airport
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Posted by Fred 2013-10-17 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6476 views ]  Top

#1 Do they taste like chicken?
Posted by Raj 2013-10-17 00:29||   2013-10-17 00:29|| Front Page Top

#2 actually more like beef or lamb. We use it weekly as a replacement for our red meat needs. Very lean, very green and it's great to devour half the nations coat of arms. And believe me the other half doesn't taste like chicken
Posted by classer 2013-10-17 05:41||   2013-10-17 05:41|| Front Page Top

#3 A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says: "That'll be $15." The kangaroo takes the money out of his pouch , pays the bartender and sits there quietly sipping his beer. After a while the bartender says: " You know, we don't get many kangaroos in here." The kangaroo replies: " At these prices, I'm not surprised."
Posted by European Conservative 2013-10-17 06:30||   2013-10-17 06:30|| Front Page Top

#4 Not bad actually. Beef or lamb is correct. A Kewi by the name of Chef Warren used to fly it in once or twice a month and serve it at 'BAT-7' in Kuwait City. Always a treat. Top it off with a nice portion of sticky date pudding and cigars, very civilized.
Posted by Besoeker 2013-10-17 09:57||   2013-10-17 09:57|| Front Page Top

#5 Are there kangaroo courts in Australia?
Posted by JFM  2013-10-17 10:14||   2013-10-17 10:14|| Front Page Top

#6 A kangaroo may look funny but they are all business when it comes to self defense. They can kick the guts out of a predator with those huge hind legs and they have a temper.
Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-10-17 11:31||   2013-10-17 11:31|| Front Page Top

#7 And as for kangaroo courts in Melbourne, have you received a parking ticket in Melbourne lately? Makes Boston look almost civilized.
Posted by Bill Clinton 2013-10-17 11:56||   2013-10-17 11:56|| Front Page Top

#8 Too bad this didn't happen in the USA. It would have been fun watching the TSA agents trying to grope the kangaroo.

Posted by Frozen Al 2013-10-17 17:01||   2013-10-17 17:01|| Front Page Top

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