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2019-07-14 Science & Technology
Fresh from the lab: Startups make meat that avoids slaughter
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-14 07:22|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6493 views ]  Top

#1 next - Roadkill Ratatouille and critters that died of old age.
Posted by Betty Chaviper4901 2019-07-14 09:53||   2019-07-14 09:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Mmm mmm, Memphis Meats chicken! It's better than your mummy's! More than just a bird, ya heard? Cloned, not boned, and fried before it died! Your kids is gonna kiss you when you serves this lump of tissue! Fit for a Pharaoh from Cairo!
Posted by Shirong Throlurt4878 2019-07-14 10:32||   2019-07-14 10:32|| Front Page Top

#3 "More chicken than chicken"
-- Tyrell Corporation marketing slogan, 2022
Posted by SteveS 2019-07-14 10:39||   2019-07-14 10:39|| Front Page Top

#4 "Nick "Big Chick" Stavinoha of the Redbirds sez, 'There's no fowl balls with Memphis Meats!'" Untouched by a cloaca! Honey, would we snake ya? Uma Valeti: Try it with spaghetti!
Posted by Shirong Throlurt4878 2019-07-14 10:43||   2019-07-14 10:43|| Front Page Top

#5 Hyperprocessed "food," grown in a lab. What could go wrong?
Care to check back in 30 years?
Posted by Lex 2019-07-14 11:12||   2019-07-14 11:12|| Front Page Top

#6 Only costs 10 times what real chicken does and tastes like snot.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-07-14 11:50||   2019-07-14 11:50|| Front Page Top

#7 From his boat house on Lake Jodeco, Dan Cathy laughs, shakes his head, and sips sweet tea with brother "Bubba."
Posted by Besoeker 2019-07-14 11:58||   2019-07-14 11:58|| Front Page Top

#8 #6 Only costs 10 times what real chicken does and tastes like snot.

He sniffs the tender morsel on his fork before taking a bite. He chews slowly, absorbing the taste. "Pfeeww !" He spews it out just after the camera cut.


Posted by Dron66046 2019-07-14 12:44||   2019-07-14 12:44|| Front Page Top

#9 next - Roadkill Ratatouille and critters that died of old age.

Sounds like North Korea.
Posted by gorb 2019-07-14 13:02||   2019-07-14 13:02|| Front Page Top

#10 If I were the city of Memphis, the state of Tennessee, and any proprietor of Memphis style BBQ, I'd sue their cock off.
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-07-14 14:32||   2019-07-14 14:32|| Front Page Top

#11 'cept the NorKs don't have a choice.....
Posted by Spunter Glimble8430 2019-07-14 14:36||   2019-07-14 14:36|| Front Page Top

#12 "Meatismurder," wherever he is would've liked this.
Posted by The peanut gallery 2019-07-14 18:31||   2019-07-14 18:31|| Front Page Top

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