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2023-05-16 Government Corruption

Biden Admin Considers Banning Chocolate Milk From Elementary Schools

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Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-16 07:02|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is considering prohibiting elementary schools from offering chocolate milk to students in an effort to reduce kids’ sugar intake, according to The Wall Street Journal.

Sticking their fingers into your daily existence because they can and lust for such power.
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-05-16 07:44|| 2023-05-16 07:44|| Front Page Top

#2 But Hunter can still have his crack...

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2023-05-16 09:21|| 2023-05-16 09:21|| Front Page Top

#3 "Flavored milk is a challenging issue to figure out exactly the best path forward"

Just stop the poisoning.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-16 10:01|| 2023-05-16 10:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Chocolate milk is racisss.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-16 10:15|| 2023-05-16 10:15|| Front Page Top

#5 "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Agree

Posted by DarthVader 2023-05-16 10:43|| 2023-05-16 10:43|| Front Page Top

#6 Fondly remembering taking 'milk money' to 1st grade. Early lesson in commerce.

10:00 every morning we were each issued a tiny carton of milk and two vanilla wafers. Nap time followed.

What goes around comes around.
I still take a 10:00 nap.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-05-16 10:46|| 2023-05-16 10:46|| Front Page Top

#7 Now is the time for artificial sweeteners to jump into the market!

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2023-05-16 10:52|| 2023-05-16 10:52|| Front Page Top

#8 The latest salvo in their war to ban all things enjoyable from childhood.

Posted by Tom 2023-05-16 12:30|| 2023-05-16 12:30|| Front Page Top

#9 The latest salvo in their war to ban all things enjoyable [except for the ruling caste]. FIFY

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-05-16 12:44|| 2023-05-16 12:44|| Front Page Top

#10 Utter b/s because we know damn well that sugar juice will still be on the menu. With choco milk, at least the kids get the calcium, vit D and the rest of the wholesome stuff. With Orange and Grape Flavor Sugar Juice, that stuff is only good for the diabetes.

Posted by mossomo 2023-05-16 13:19|| 2023-05-16 13:19|| Front Page Top

#11 Ref #9: They'll always have Davos.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-16 14:00|| 2023-05-16 14:00|| Front Page Top

#12 Chocolate milk to be replaced by bug juice?

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-16 14:06|| 2023-05-16 14:06|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm sure there's lots of stuff in the typical school lunch that makes sugar seem benign.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-16 14:08|| 2023-05-16 14:08|| Front Page Top

#14 Ref #12 for SOTD ?

Can I get a second? An Amen?

Posted by Besoeker 2023-05-16 15:06|| 2023-05-16 15:06|| Front Page Top

#15 Look for Michelle's new sugar "juice" to be readily available.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-05-16 15:12|| 2023-05-16 15:12|| Front Page Top

#16 PLEZi ingredients: water, apple juice concentrate,
soluble vegetable fiber, citric acid, watermelon juice concentrate, potassium citrate, ascorbic acid, orange juice concentrate, sodium citrate, magnesium lactate, natural flavors, stevia leaf extract, monk fruit extract, beta carotene, zinc oxide. Isn't zinc oxide sunscreen? It's 22% juice from concentrate. Sounds really healthy to me. (NOT)

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-05-16 15:24|| 2023-05-16 15:24|| Front Page Top

#17 'monk fruit'

Goodie! More 'stuff' from China!

Monk Fruit and Stevia are artificial sweeteners, and not really good ones at that.

Posted by Mullah Richard 2023-05-16 15:39|| 2023-05-16 15:39|| Front Page Top

#18 Isn't zinc oxide sunscreen?

Zinc Oxide is a beneficial food additive:

Posted by trailing wife 2023-05-16 17:07|| 2023-05-16 17:07|| Front Page Top

#19 Most essential minerals are ingested in compound arrangements like chlorides, oxides, tartrates, etc.

That's how the body is able to metabolize and absorb them.

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-05-16 17:13|| 2023-05-16 17:13|| Front Page Top

#20 @#14 - Thanks for the nomination, B.

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-05-16 18:50|| 2023-05-16 18:50|| Front Page Top

#21 Killjoys.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-05-16 18:50|| 2023-05-16 18:50|| Front Page Top

#22 It's at times such as these we must ask Brother Maynard to consult the wisdom of the Food Pyramid.

Posted by Cesare 2023-05-16 18:51|| 2023-05-16 18:51|| Front Page Top

#23 Confucius say, "Wonderful juice
Come from monkfruit. From name we deduce
That the taste may be sweet --
Though it never beat meat! --
But make students too hard to seduce."

Posted by Unart Hupimp5504 2023-05-16 21:46|| 2023-05-16 21:46|| Front Page Top

#24 Are they going to patrol the lunch room with Quik sniffing dogs?

Posted by Super Hose 2023-05-16 22:38|| 2023-05-16 22:38|| Front Page Top

#25 Free Brawndo from cradle to grave!
But given how children behave...
Once the kids get enough
Let us hope that the stuff's
What the plants on the playground will crave.

Posted by Unart Hupimp5504 2023-05-16 23:45|| 2023-05-16 23:45|| Front Page Top

#26 Poignant stabs of nostalgia there... milk money! The resonant thumping and scraping of a funky old almost-empty rusty-lidded box of Quik! And later on, living higher on the hog, Carnation Instant Breakfast, any damn time of day whatever!

Posted by Unart Hupimp5504 2023-05-16 23:59|| 2023-05-16 23:59|| Front Page Top

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