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2004-10-21 Home Front: Politix
Bush's SAT Scores Higher Than Kerry's, Clinton's, Franken's, Stern's
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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-10-21 00:26|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Garbuffalo's score is below average? Uh, oh. This will just kill Mucky. *sniff sniff*
Posted by .com 2004-10-21 1:54:43 AM||   2004-10-21 1:54:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Seems the Bush supporters (Limbaugh scored that high!!??) are all at the higher end, and the biggest bashers are all at the bottom end.

Stern, Garafalo and Franken, in the rear where they belong, all of them about as smart as a bag of hammers.

Fitting.

(abridged list)

* Bill O'Reilly - 1585
* James Woods - 1579
* Ben Stein - 1573
> I come in here 1540 780v 760m
* Rush Limbaugh - 1530
* George W. Bush - 1206
* John Kerry - 1190
* Al Franken - 1020
* Janeane Garofalo - 950
* Howard Stern- 870
Posted by OldSpook 2004-10-21 2:59:01 AM||   2004-10-21 2:59:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 "Because SAT does not make test results public, many of these scores are unverified."

So where do the data come from?!
Posted by Bulldog  2004-10-21 3:42:44 AM||   2004-10-21 3:42:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Kinda sad that there is no 'SPINE' score.
Vertebratae seem to be always a rare breed.
Posted by Memesis 2004-10-21 4:28:16 AM||   2004-10-21 4:28:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Speaking of invertebratae...



A British performance artist has been living like an earthworm for more than week as part of a contemporary art event in England, according to a Local 6 News report. Paul Hurley has been in plastic wrap slithering through muddy holes in Devon, United Kingdom, as part of the event. His series of performances, "Becomings Invertebrate" investigates humanity in the natural world. In one of his earlier performances, Hurley coated himself in KY Jelly and played the role of a slug and has also performed as a snail licking the inside of a greenhouse. Hurley plans to become an insect for his next performance.


Here you have it. It has been my experience that most invertebratae turn into nasty insects at some point, sooner or later.
Posted by Memesis 2004-10-21 5:00:32 AM||   2004-10-21 5:00:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 As the nasty insect are concerned....



KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- A Malaysian woman has broken a world record by enduring 32 days enclosed in a glass box with 6,069 scorpions, suffering seven stings in the process, her sponsor claimed Aug 21. Nur Malena Hassan, 27, will remain in the case, on display in a shopping mall in the eastern city of Kuantan, until Saturday, said Bohari Rahmat, whose biscuit company sponsored the stunt. Nur Malena surpassed the previous record held by Kanchana Ketkeaw from Thailand, who spent 31 days in a glass box with 3,400 scorpions, Bohari said. Bohari said he hadn't talked to Nur Malena since she reclaimed her record, which she first won in 2001 by living for 30 days with 2,700 scorpions. "We don't want her to lose focus, thinking that this is enough," Bohari said. "If we can reach 36 days, it will be more difficult for someone else to beat us next time."


That uplifting story provides some room for optimism as upcoming presidential election is concerned. Vertebrate will win over slugs and roaches.
Posted by Memesis 2004-10-21 5:13:05 AM||   2004-10-21 5:13:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 I sent this link around the office to all the moonbats here with the subject line "not bad for a retarded chimpanzee"
Posted by JerseyMike 2004-10-21 8:46:16 AM||   2004-10-21 8:46:16 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 OS Higher verbal? Also, I am sceptical of unrecentered scores above 1500 that end with a units digit other than 0. I never saw that when I was a kid.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-10-21 8:52:04 AM||   2004-10-21 8:52:04 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 I don't know guys, I thought these things were sealed, not for public view. I'd be suspicious. I don't doubt Stein, O'Reilly, or even James Woods as having high SATs. I'd think Clinton was higher then what it shows, I had heard (though unconfirmed) that he had a genius level I.Q. (I know your laughing, but that's what I heard.) Yes, he maybe morally bankrupt but I thought he at least beat me on an SAT. I'd buy Stern getting 870, the guy has what I call great "emotional intelligence" but is obviously no intellectual.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-10-21 9:24:53 AM||   2004-10-21 9:24:53 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 I think I dated her (or more likely, her mom).
Posted by John Simmins  2004-10-21 9:42:08 AM||   2004-10-21 9:42:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 A British performance artist has been living like an earthworm for more than week as part of a contemporary art event in England,..

A remarkable likeness in stone, plaster or clay is art. A caricature, portrait or sketch on paper or in paint on canvas, is art. If it falls outside these definitions, it's probably garbage.
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-10-21 10:33:17 AM||   2004-10-21 10:33:17 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 From the looks of this guy, I have a feeling he had no problem finding an abundance of that KY Jelly, which appears so vital to his "performance"...
Posted by tu3031 2004-10-21 10:37:22 AM||   2004-10-21 10:37:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 I thought earthworms were hermaphroditic and digested soil...I mean if you're REALLY dedicated to your art, why do it halfways? Go for it, Paul, or have your "art" seen as a fraud!
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-21 10:37:39 AM||   2004-10-21 10:37:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 No wonder it's so hard to Win Ben Stein's Money.
Posted by Chris W.  2004-10-21 2:43:11 PM||   2004-10-21 2:43:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Jarhead: I suspect Clinton has genius-level bullshitting abilities, able to sucker the media into believing anything (including baloney about his high IQ).
Posted by someone 2004-10-21 3:59:17 PM||   2004-10-21 3:59:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 someone: no doubt he's a world class word parser, but I think the guy did go to Oxford. Was he a Rhodes (sp?) Scholar as well? I'm not sure but have heard such. The guy would've been a helluva used car salesman in Little Rock.
Posted by Jarhead 2004-10-21 4:20:16 PM||   2004-10-21 4:20:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Yup, higher verbal. Surprised the hell out of me since my grades were higher in Math (4.0).
Posted by OIdSpook 2004-10-21 6:55:44 PM||   2004-10-21 6:55:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Mr. Clinton was indeed a Rhodes Scholar (named after Cecil Rhodes of Zimbabwe fame), and apparently quite popular with his classmates, as well (not to mention avoiding the draft in a way which poor Kerry was unable to achieve).
Posted by trailing wife 2004-10-21 9:03:42 PM||   2004-10-21 9:03:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 tw - The Rhodes people (both the org and others who were in the program) make a distinction: You are not a Rhodes Scholar if you do not complete the program successfully. Clinton did not, he withdrew prematurely, heh.
Posted by .com 2004-10-21 9:07:43 PM||   2004-10-21 9:07:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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