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2006-02-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by phil_b 2006-02-22 00:11|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 he revealed himself to her. After getting a good look, she believes the serial flasher may be using a stocking to fake his credentials

wannabe

Posted by too true 2006-02-22 07:31|| 2006-02-22 07:31|| Front Page Top

#2 If I had the same remarkable physical characteristics as that man... well, I wouldn't bother underwear salespeople... no... I would strip myself buttnaked, cover my body with olive oil, and then run wildly in the streets of the nearest big city, chazing terrified wimmen of all ages around, while screaming madly :

"REVENGE!!!".

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-22 07:34|| 2006-02-22 07:34|| Front Page Top

#3 Jeez. Every time I go underwear shopping, it becomes national news.

Posted by ed 2006-02-22 07:35|| 2006-02-22 07:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Definitely a candidate for the point and laugh maneuver.

Posted by trailing wife 2006-02-22 09:33|| 2006-02-22 09:33|| Front Page Top

#5 A5089, you might have missed my observation of yesterday.

Posted by phil_b">phil_b 2006-02-22 09:45|| http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/]">[http://autonomousoperation.blogspot.com/] 2006-02-22 09:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Damn, Mr. Phil_b, don't twist the blade in the wound, will ya!? ;-)

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-02-22 09:47|| 2006-02-22 09:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Just remember it's not the size of the wand that pulls the rabbit out of the hat, but the magic that it performs.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-02-22 10:02|| 2006-02-22 10:02|| Front Page Top

#8 My hometown police were terribly frustrated by a flasher they knew solely as "HIM!" For six months the guy had been regularly exposing himself, and the only description the still gape-jawed witnesses could give an hour later was that HE was "...a white male, about 40 years old."

Nobody ever looked up.

One day, a little girl called the police and said she knew where the flasher lived. Perhaps 15 police cars raced to the scene of some condos, only to annoyingly find that HE wasn't home. So two uniforms and two plainclothes cops remained behind in HIS condo to await HIS return.

Later that day, John Q. Smith came home after a hard day at the office, only wanting to crap out in front of his teevee, with a can of beer and a teevee dinner. Little did he know that his evening was instead going to be filled with much highly charged entertainment.

Late that evening, the police discovered that the little girl happened to know Mr Smith, and that he was a white man about 40 years old, leading her to assume, incorrectly, that he was the flasher. By then, this information was of little use to Mr Smith. However, they did then grudgingly see fit to release him to the custody of his sofa, with only a philosophical warning, half-mumbled under their breath, on general principals.

Perhaps two years later, a policeman confessed that they never did capture HIM, that HIS merciless and brutal assaults on societies' underappreciation for grotesquely enlarged body parts has spontaneously ended, and that HE had never been heard from again.

He speculated that HE, who he had informally renamed "Sabu, the elephant boy", had eventually returned to India, to be reunited with his elephantine bretheren, in a place where his trunk could dangle wild and free, as nature intended.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-02-22 11:23|| 2006-02-22 11:23|| Front Page Top

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