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Posted by Philet Clerens2502 2006-03-18 00:21|| || Front Page|| [11138 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Yeah! And don't forget the free beer!
Posted by PBMcL 2006-03-18 15:28||   2006-03-18 15:28|| Front Page Top

#2 News of the WOT, actual informed analysis and snarky ranting - make Rantburg a regular part of your daily diet.
Posted by SteveS 2006-03-18 15:45||   2006-03-18 15:45|| Front Page Top

#3 We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves rants
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave
Posted by Glunter Sneash8888 2006-03-18 16:08||   2006-03-18 16:08|| Front Page Top

#4 This one's somehow relevant:

The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave
Posted by Glunter Sneash8888 2006-03-18 16:12||   2006-03-18 16:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Did I miss something?
Posted by Mark E. 2006-03-18 16:51||   2006-03-18 16:51|| Front Page Top

#6 You missed the part where we all got ponies.
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-03-18 17:01||   2006-03-18 17:01|| Front Page Top

#7 you guys got ponies? dammit. I was only in the shower for a while....
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-03-18 17:02||   2006-03-18 17:02|| Front Page Top

#8 Fred, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you...
Posted by badanov 2006-03-18 17:18|| http://www.freefirezone.org/cgi-bin/index.pl]">[http://www.freefirezone.org/cgi-bin/index.pl]  2006-03-18 17:18|| Front Page Top

#9 I did'nt get one!!! Dad always liked Seafarious best. Must be Bush's fault!
Posted by 49 Pan 2006-03-18 17:18||   2006-03-18 17:18|| Front Page Top

#10 Mmmmmmm.....Ponys....delicious.....
Posted by Mark E. 2006-03-18 17:28||   2006-03-18 17:28|| Front Page Top

#11 Taste like chicken?
Posted by Glunter Sneash8888 2006-03-18 17:31||   2006-03-18 17:31|| Front Page Top

#12 I just want to be told all the things the Secret Rantburg Cabal decided can't be mentioned. That way I won't be killed like I was after I related the history of Mr. Davis, Mrs. Davis, Gentle and That Troll. Self-reincarnating is darned hard work, you know, and I only have three lives left. Y'all can have my pony -- horse, of any size, isn't kosher anyway.

And I want magically to become a poet. And have invisible fairy wings, for when there's a traffic jam. And, and.... and I want to be clever enough to think of better wishes!!!!
Posted by trailing wife 2006-03-18 17:47||   2006-03-18 17:47|| Front Page Top

#13 and a 12" pianist?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-03-18 17:56||   2006-03-18 17:56|| Front Page Top

#14 Nice hate site Fred!
Posted by Sloluque Flath1227 2006-03-18 19:00||   2006-03-18 19:00|| Front Page Top

#15 Purdy funny Mr. Flath! You can sark with the pros.
Posted by 6 2006-03-18 19:19||   2006-03-18 19:19|| Front Page Top

#16 I wandered lonely as a clod
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden imbeciles;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the imbeciles.
Posted by Anonymoose 2006-03-18 19:48||   2006-03-18 19:48|| Front Page Top

#17 ...I want to be clever enough to think of better wishes!!!!

I wish for more wishes.

And a pony.
Posted by Angie Schultz 2006-03-18 19:50||   2006-03-18 19:50|| Front Page Top

#18 Purdy funny Mr. Flath! You can sark with the pros.

The Flath, too, comes via 'Anonymouse' in Der Fatherland...

Odds are it ain't native German and

if RB bashed Jooos and 'zionists' we wouldn't hear a peep.
Posted by Pappy 2006-03-18 20:24||   2006-03-18 20:24|| Front Page Top

#19 Um? Huh? OK....

Why does this confuse me?

Any changes around he haven't had an effect on the content on bit. If one doesn't like the comments they are free to ignore them. Don't like the site don't come here.
Posted by SPoD 2006-03-18 20:33|| http://sockpuppetofdoom.blogspot.com/]">[http://sockpuppetofdoom.blogspot.com/]  2006-03-18 20:33|| Front Page Top

#20 Free comments and win a pony? Price is right!
Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-03-18 21:48||   2006-03-18 21:48|| Front Page Top

#21 I'm tired of the war on terror and I want Fred to wave his magic wand and make all of the bad people go away. Poof! Begone bad people.

And I want a pony.
Posted by 2b 2006-03-18 22:30||   2006-03-18 22:30|| Front Page Top

23:58 Alaska Paul
23:56 Eric Jablow
23:55 Alaska Paul
23:50 anonymous2u
23:46 anonymous2u
23:08 Frank G
23:02 Whiskey Mike
22:57 CrazyFool
22:52 CrazyFool
22:46 wxjames
22:40 lotp
22:37 BA
22:33 2b
22:32 closedanger
22:30 2b
22:30 closedanger
22:27 Captain America
22:26 2b
22:24 BA
22:19 Seafarious
22:18 BA
22:15 gromgoru
22:09 lotp
22:09 J. Peterman









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