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2006-03-17 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iranian Ayatollah: We Can Negotiate Openly, and Maintain Relations, With America

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Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-03-17 18:20|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Incoming train with a forward cluebat.

Posted by twobyfour 2006-03-17 18:47|| 2006-03-17 18:47|| Front Page Top

#2 Iranian Ayatollah: We Can Negotiate Openly, and Maintain Relations, With America

Yeah, and every Saturday night, monkeys fly outta my butt.

If the communist Chinese offer is read correctly, Iran is stalling for the last few weeks they need to complete a functioning device.

Bomb them now.

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-17 18:53|| 2006-03-17 18:53|| Front Page Top

#3 I know that. You know that. but the EU, Russia et al. are going to eat this up. And screw things up.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-03-17 19:08|| 2006-03-17 19:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Total taqiya, of course.

### CNN News ###
### April 1, 2006 18:00 GMT ###
### Christiane Amapour reporting from Qom ###

"Grand Ayatollah Khomeini, Sala'am a likum. We would like you to characterize the current situation with the evil West. Would you please honor us with your views?"

"Of course, dog. Cover your face first - this is not a debased infidel fashion show."

"See how we make the Great Satan and the Little Satans jump through our bejeweled hoops of dhimmitude? Is it not fun to see?"

"We can turn this negotiation silliness into a switch of the light - turn it to ON to slow the infidels down, then to OFF again to bank the fires of jihad. It is no trouble to do this for us. We are the Masters of Foreign Policy and now the Masters of Diplomacy. Allahu ackbar."

"Watch, we will have our infidel Chinese friends play for us in the evil UNSC, insha'allah. What would you like to see? A month? This is no problem for us. Watch..."

"Yes, we have become the masters of infidel games. They dance as our puppets. Soon we shall rain fiery death upon them, each in their turn. First will be the evil Jooos, then the Western lackeys and some Little Satans who have not shown us proper respect, then we shall burn the Great Satan's eyes out with the magic of the glowing stones. We will..."

*tremendous sound of multiple peals of cracking thunder*

"What is that? What is happening? The Grand Moskkk is gone! The Bad-I-Sad-O-Bist-Roz* comes! It is impossible - it is too early! Why does it glow red? Allah save..."

*crackle*

### End Transmission ###

* - literally the wind of 120 days - often generating huge duststorms, begins in June in Iran

Posted by Threrong Sholet2426 2006-03-17 19:16|| 2006-03-17 19:16|| Front Page Top

#5 [golf clap]

Posted by Zenster 2006-03-17 20:19|| 2006-03-17 20:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Excellent indeed!

Posted by Besoeker 2006-03-17 20:23|| 2006-03-17 20:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Yet another member of the Rantburg FFW*. Well written!

* Future Famous Writers, of course!

Posted by trailing wife 2006-03-17 22:34|| 2006-03-17 22:34|| Front Page Top

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