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2010-04-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Aussie Cookbook Recalled After Recipe Includes 'Freshly Ground Black People'

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Posted by gorb 2010-04-18 03:02|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 The world has gone mad.

Posted by Dave UK 2010-04-18 04:04|| 2010-04-18 04:04|| Front Page Top

#2 I was in a sushi restaurant here in NYC. The specials were up on a chalkboard. Along with fresh Tuna and Salmon was 'White Flesh' - a la carte or roll/hand-roll. My buddy and I tried to explain the error to the waitress, but her 'Engrish' was not so good...

Posted by Free Radical 2010-04-18 06:42|| 2010-04-18 06:42|| Front Page Top

#3 SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!

Posted by Korora 2010-04-18 10:34|| 2010-04-18 10:34|| Front Page Top

#4 ... finely ground black people with a bit of salt and some oregano.

Posted by Fred 2010-04-18 10:39|| 2010-04-18 10:39|| Front Page Top

#5
People
People who eat . . . people
Are the yuckiest people in the world . . .

Posted by Mike 2010-04-18 10:51|| 2010-04-18 10:51|| Front Page Top

#6 To Serve Man...

Posted by tu3031 2010-04-18 10:54|| 2010-04-18 10:54|| Front Page Top

#7 I've said it many time before, "spell-check" is good only as a first pass. You need a trained proofreader to PROOFREAD (not just read) the text - every word of it.

"Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea."

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-04-18 11:30|| 2010-04-18 11:30|| Front Page Top

#8 "... finely ground black people with a bit of salt and some oregano."

And some fava beans and a nice chianti, Fred? ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-04-18 11:33|| 2010-04-18 11:33|| Front Page Top

#9 TODD:
The history of the world, my sweet
LOVETT:
Oh, Mr. Todd,
Ooh, Mr. Todd,
What does it tell?
TODD:
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT:
And, Mr. Todd,
Too, Mr. Todd,
Who gets to sell!
TODD:
But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH:
That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!

Posted by Eric Jablow 2010-04-18 15:19|| 2010-04-18 15:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Seated one day at the Tom-tom,
I heard a welcome shout from the kitchens:
Come and get it!
Roast leg of insurance salesman.
A chorus of 'yum's ran round the table.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum....
Except for Junior, who pushed away his shell,
Got up from his log, and said
'I don't want any part of it'.
What? Why not?
I don't eat people,
Eh?
I won't eat people,
Huh?
I don't eat people,
I must be going deaf.
Eating people is wrong.
It's wrong?
Don't eat people,
Have you gone clean out of your mind?
I won't eat people,
What's the matter with the lad?
Don't eat people,
He keeps on repeating,
Eating people is bad.

But people have always eaten people,
What else is there to eat?
If the Jou-Jou had meant us not to eat people,
He wouldn't have made us of meat.
Don't eat people,
Oh no, not again.
I won't eat people,
All the day long,
Don't eat people,
He keeps on repeating,
Eating people is wrong.

Well, I've never heard of a more ridiculous idea in all my born days. To think that a son of mine should grow up to be a sissy... Me, chief assistant to the assistant chief. I suppose you realise, son, that if this gets around we may never get self-government.
I won't eat people!
Have you been talking to one of your Mothers again? You're not getting to be one of these cranks that thinks that eating people is cruel, are you, you see a man sitting in a pot and think he's suffering? Oh, it's not like that at all. Why, he's just had an invigorating chase through the forest. He's sitting there in the nice warm water, with all the carrots and dumplings and things, he's thinking 'Oh, the pleasure and happiness I'm going to give to a whole heap of people', that man in the pot there, he enjoys it.
Eating people is wrong!
Look, son, I admine your sincerity, always be sincere, whether you mean it or not. You're young, when you're young, you think you can change the whole world overnight, even eating people, I know, I've been young myself. Take it from your old dad, you've just got to learn to take the world as it is.
I won't let another man pass my lips!
I know why you say 'Don't eat people', because you are a coward, Francis, that's your trouble, yes, a yellow-livered coward. You wouldn't mind eating people if you weren't afraid of ending up in the pot yourself. Go on like this and you're liable to get me into hot water.

I won't eat people!
That's enough!
I don't eat people!
I don't want to....
Eating people is wrong!
Communist!
Going around saying 'don't eat people, that's the way to make people hate you!
We always have eaten people, always will eat people, you can't change human nature.
I won't eat people!
I don't eat people!
I won't eat people!
I don't eat people!
I won't eat people!
I don't eat people!
I won't eat people!
I don't eat people!
It must be someone he ate.
Eating people is out!
I give up. You used to be a regular anthropophagi. If this crazy idealistic idea of your was to catch on, I just don't know where we would all be. It would just about ruin our entire internal economy. Fortunately, I suppose it catching on isn't very likely. Why, you might just as well go around saying 'don't fight people', for example?
Don't fight people? Ha Ha!
Oh, that's my boy.
Ridiculous!

Posted by Throper Forkbeard7372 2010-04-18 16:51|| 2010-04-18 16:51|| Front Page Top

#11 Donner kebab.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2010-04-18 17:11|| 2010-04-18 17:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Yeak, you should read how they call to make the Alfredo sauce.

Posted by swksvolFF 2010-04-18 22:05|| 2010-04-18 22:05|| Front Page Top

#13 NEWS KERALA > MIGRANTS TO BECOME MAJORITY IN AUSTRALIA BY 2025.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-04-18 22:06|| 2010-04-18 22:06|| Front Page Top

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