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2010-04-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Suggestion for POTUS annual checkup: Do a Brain Scan

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Posted by gorb 2010-04-27 02:09|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 translation = yer head's up yer arse

Posted by lex 2010-04-27 02:52|| 2010-04-27 02:52|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm shocked.

Posted by gorb 2010-04-27 03:24|| 2010-04-27 03:24|| Front Page Top

#3 The brain is almost certainly fine- it is what is IN IT that is the problem... that doesn't show up on an MRI- what instrument do they use again to check for a problem with one's psyche?

Posted by Free Radical 2010-04-27 06:55|| 2010-04-27 06:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Caput tuum In Ano Est = Head in one's arss.

Posted by Besoeker 2010-04-27 07:52|| 2010-04-27 07:52|| Front Page Top

Posted by laquishadu 2010-04-27 08:05|| http://androideducation.com 2010-04-27 08:05|| Front Page Top

#6 sign him up for a rectal crainectomy
(hope i spelled that right)

Posted by abu do you love 2010-04-27 09:28|| 2010-04-27 09:28|| Front Page Top

#7 Check for a Goa'uld symbiote while you're at it.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2010-04-27 11:43|| 2010-04-27 11:43|| Front Page Top

#8 This just in: doctors checked Joe Biden's brain. They found nothing.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2010-04-27 17:15|| 2010-04-27 17:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Iowahawk tops it:

Medical Leave for MSNBC's Olbermann?

NEW YORK -- Denying that it had anything to do with a dustup over a reported inter-network feud with Donnie Deutsch, an MSNBC News spokesman today said that 'Countdown' host Keith Olbermann will miss two episodes of the nightly program due to a "routine colonoscopy."

"We apologized to the dozens of Keith's fans and viewers who are disappointed," said the spokesman.

The timing of the announcement prompted speculation among media and medical analysts.

"In Keith Olbermann's case, I'm just not sure how routine a colonoscopy could be," said Dr. Steven Silverberg, a health analyst for Iowahawk News. "The real challenge for the proctologist will be to determine where the asshole stops and the Olbermann begins."

Posted by Frank G 2010-04-27 19:17|| 2010-04-27 19:17|| Front Page Top

#10 sorry, chronic highlighting busted the link

here it is

Posted by Frank G 2010-04-27 19:18|| 2010-04-27 19:18|| Front Page Top

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