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2011-11-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man Collapses After Ordering Prostitute, Only To Be Met By His Daughter

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Posted by Beavis 2011-11-30 11:09|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 "On hearing the news, ~~Hillary~~ his wife said: "If it were not for my ~~career~~ children, I could have divorced him a long time ago."

Posted by Warthog 2011-11-30 13:46|| 2011-11-30 13:46|| Front Page Top

#2 I've got tragic news for somebody: all hookers are somebody's daughter.

Posted by Fred 2011-11-30 14:40|| 2011-11-30 14:40|| Front Page Top

#3 ... execept for the ones who are somebody's son...

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-11-30 14:42|| 2011-11-30 14:42|| Front Page Top

#4 Were you born evil, or did you had to study, CF?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2011-11-30 15:01|| 2011-11-30 15:01|| Front Page Top

#5 G(r)om, I think in today's' world of modern surgery and hormone therapy it's pretty much gotten to the point the kids are going to need a chromosome kit to make a determination.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-11-30 15:52|| 2011-11-30 15:52|| Front Page Top

#6 be carefull picking up girls in bars in Trinidad Colorado

Posted by bman 2011-11-30 16:08|| 2011-11-30 16:08|| Front Page Top

#7 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by Jeque Hupairong2828 2011-11-30 16:23|| 2011-11-30 16:23|| Front Page Top

#8 hint: Your "date" has an Adam's Apple?

Posted by Frank G 2011-11-30 16:26|| 2011-11-30 16:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Wasn't this in an episode of Twin Peaks?

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-11-30 19:18|| 2011-11-30 19:18|| Front Page Top

#10 The day could have been saved had the daughter been quicker on her feet.

"Oh, dad! Thank heavens I found you! I have been looking all over and someone said you were here! We heard there was an accident and you were hit on the head and you took off running! Are you all right?"

Posted by Anonymoose 2011-11-30 19:54|| 2011-11-30 19:54|| Front Page Top

#11 Now all she has to do is explain why she was walking around in her underwear.

Posted by gorb 2011-11-30 20:18|| 2011-11-30 20:18|| Front Page Top

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