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2013-11-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Thieves Steal 160 Sheep near UK Town of Wool

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Posted by Fred 2013-11-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Quick!!!!!!!!!! Call Wallace and Gromit

Posted by Cheaderhead 2013-11-07 05:35|| 2013-11-07 05:35|| Front Page Top

#2 I suggest a local, unrelated criminal punishment fits this crime as well:

In the village of Wool.... A small single lane hump backed stone bridge about 200m north from the railway is no longer used for vehicular traffic. It has a stone halfway along it stating that those who deface or damage the bridge will be transported (sent to Australia or another penal colony) for the rest of their lives.

Posted by Besoeker 2013-11-07 06:01|| 2013-11-07 06:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Might check the local Muslim whorehouse, if there's a shortage of goats in the area.

Posted by Glenmore 2013-11-07 20:53|| 2013-11-07 20:53|| Front Page Top

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