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2018-12-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Alcohol and coffee can help you live past 90, study says

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Posted by gorb 2018-12-29 02:07|| || Front Page|| [15 views ] Top

#1 I hear 90...do I hear 95...?

Posted by DooDahMan 2018-12-29 09:20|| 2018-12-29 09:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Ahhhh, by the time I get to 80, another study will claim kale and quinoa will get you to 95.

Posted by Bobby 2018-12-29 12:05|| 2018-12-29 12:05|| Front Page Top

#3 Espresso Martini is the fount of life.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2018-12-29 12:35|| 2018-12-29 12:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Yeah, but what about cigars and whiskey?

Posted by Abu Uluque 2018-12-29 12:46|| 2018-12-29 12:46|| Front Page Top

#5 Ahhhh, by the time I get to 80, another study will claim kale and quinoa will get you to 95.

The only problem is there will be no evidence to back it up. Not like that ever stopped any of these idiots before.

Posted by gorb 2018-12-29 12:51|| 2018-12-29 12:51|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm gonna live forever!!!

Posted by DarthVader 2018-12-29 14:20|| 2018-12-29 14:20|| Front Page Top

#7 Horse Soldier

Posted by Besoeker 2018-12-29 14:41|| 2018-12-29 14:41|| Front Page Top

#8 A learned young man of Montpelier
Annoyed his whole family -- no, really! --
Asserting, "Take heed,
For you're all guaranteed
To be murdered by things in your milieu!"

Posted by Grampaw Sninemble4486 2018-12-29 22:48|| 2018-12-29 22:48|| Front Page Top

#9 A boy liked to read and smoke weed
And to tell other folks what they need
Till his doom did he meet
One day, crossing the street:
Born to lead, though, indeed, not to breed.

Not autobiographical at all. I don't smoke any damned thing whatsoever.

Posted by Shising Untervehr5547 2018-12-29 22:53|| 2018-12-29 22:53|| Front Page Top

#10 Though, but, whatever. Conjunctions, WDTHM?

Posted by Sleaper Sforza5284 2018-12-29 22:55|| 2018-12-29 22:55|| Front Page Top

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