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2005-11-17 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iran militia vow to form human chain round country

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Posted by Seafarious 2005-11-17 01:49|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 By the way, please note the **RUBY RING THE SIZE OF A KIWI FRUIT** on the impoverished, uneducated hand resting lightly on the weapon there...

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-11-17 02:00|| 2005-11-17 02:00|| Front Page Top

#2 thatsa mood ring Sea, set on seethe.

Posted by Red Dog 2005-11-17 04:12|| 2005-11-17 04:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Please. Stand in nice lines.

Better aiming points for tthe napalm strikes. Nice longitudinal target.

Posted by Oldspook 2005-11-17 04:12|| 2005-11-17 04:12|| Front Page Top

#4 'Sounds like a damn fine time to attack - while they are all as spread out as is humanly possible in Iran.

"Hello, Mr. Enemy Nation - Listen, we want to come crush your country. Wewould appreciate it if you could disperse all you fighting age males to the ultimate possible level of dispersion - to mkae it as hard as humanly possible to supply them, or to concentrate their efforts. This would really help us clean your clock."

Duh?????

Posted by Lone Ranger 2005-11-17 05:17|| 2005-11-17 05:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Somehow I can picture them in my mind, slinging arms, joining hands, singing and dancing...high kicks etc. Will it be televised?

Posted by Besoeker 2005-11-17 06:44|| 2005-11-17 06:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe if they stand on each others' shoulders they can keep the curise missles out, too.

Posted by Omique Wherenter5118 2005-11-17 07:08|| 2005-11-17 07:08|| Front Page Top

#7 "Nine million basij will form a human chain around Iran on Nov. 26 in support of the country's right to peaceful nuclear energy,"

It's like a bizarro-universe version of "Hands Across America".

Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford 2005-11-17 07:26|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-11-17 07:26|| Front Page Top

#8 lol!

Posted by 2b 2005-11-17 07:59|| 2005-11-17 07:59|| Front Page Top

#9 Where is that 5,406 mile long line charge when you need one?

Posted by ed 2005-11-17 08:36|| 2005-11-17 08:36|| Front Page Top

#10 when the music stops, those who don't have chairs, have to leave....

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-11-17 09:01|| 2005-11-17 09:01|| Front Page Top

#11 We'd like to build a world of Islam,
And exterminate all the Jews.
With ignorance and warlike skills,
Attack all who oppose the true faith.

We'd like to teach the world to scream,
In perfect agony.
We'd throw a nuke at Tel Aviv,
To show our superiority.
(That's the voice in our head)
We'd like to see civilization destroyed,
(Let ignorance reign)
All standing hand in hand.
And hear the echo through the hills
We must rule over all mankind!

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-17 09:22|| 2005-11-17 09:22|| Front Page Top

#12 Chorus: Ulululululu!

Posted by ed 2005-11-17 09:25|| 2005-11-17 09:25|| Front Page Top

#13 Does this mean the Million Mullah March is cancelled?

Posted by Raj 2005-11-17 09:55|| 2005-11-17 09:55|| Front Page Top

#14 Can they be asked to line up by turban size please. Smallest to largest.

Posted by steven 2005-11-17 10:03|| 2005-11-17 10:03|| Front Page Top

#15 anony

LOL!!!!!! :)

Its the Real Thing!

Posted by liberalhawk 2005-11-17 10:56|| 2005-11-17 10:56|| Front Page Top

#16 Being an engineer, I went ahead and figured it out. That's only 3.2 feet (roughly) of shoulder room for each of these nutters basiji. Pretty tight quarters in my mind. Hope Israel's locked & loaded, lol! VERY easy targetting! Do they truly not realize we could hit them from above, or are they truly kept in the dark that well by the MM that they'd expect us to charge them with massive amounts of boots on the ground? speaking of your targets of opportunity.....

Posted by BA 2005-11-17 11:24|| 2005-11-17 11:24|| Front Page Top

#17 So where the hell is a mal intented sparrow that targets dominoe lines when you need one?

EP

Posted by ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding 2005-11-17 12:22|| 2005-11-17 12:22|| Front Page Top

#18 LOL 'moose, superior lyrics

Posted by Shipman 2005-11-17 12:37|| 2005-11-17 12:37|| Front Page Top

#19 So where the hell is a mal intented sparrow that targets dominoe lines when you need one?

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by Whort Sheck2325 2005-11-17 12:40|| 2005-11-17 12:40|| Front Page Top

#20 Gonna need a LOT of porta potties ..... or pits .... or .....

Environmental concerns bigtime.

Posted by lotp 2005-11-17 13:02|| 2005-11-17 13:02|| Front Page Top

#21 Will they need to get a permit from the UN?

Posted by Omung Javilet7843 2005-11-17 13:13|| 2005-11-17 13:13|| Front Page Top

#22 I fail to see how a human fence will stop bombers, but it does have the advantage of ensuring low population numbers at the targetting military installations.

Good idea. we should target them for that day in particular. Either that or set up psyops to bombard the human chain for awhile. Or wait until prayer time and step over the line of prostrate soldiers.

Posted by rjschwarz 2005-11-17 13:32|| 2005-11-17 13:32|| Front Page Top

#23 Or wait until prayer time and step over the line of prostrate soldiers.

!!!!!!! I never realized quite how limited my imagination is!

Posted by trailing wife 2005-11-17 14:35|| 2005-11-17 14:35|| Front Page Top

#24 Extreme LOL!

Posted by John Q. Citizen 2005-11-17 18:55|| 2005-11-17 18:55|| Front Page Top

#25 Well if we can get a really, really powerful electrical charge to just one of those fellas we would have a great show.

Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2005-11-17 20:54|| 2005-11-17 20:54|| Front Page Top

#26 LOL Intrinsicpilot...that be One Bigum DC Dry Cell.

tw: Or wait until prayer time and step over the line of prostrate soldiers.
!!!!!!! I never realized quite how limited my imagination is!

I imagine 3" 4" inch heels! ;)

Posted by Red Dog 2005-11-17 21:19|| 2005-11-17 21:19|| Front Page Top

#27 I prefer bowling pins.

Posted by Captain America 2005-11-17 21:40|| 2005-11-17 21:40|| Front Page Top

#28 Mohammad, don't forget the foreign human shields too. Dermott, Michael Moore, etc. make excellent cannon fodder (aka Darwin's theory).

Posted by Captain America 2005-11-17 21:43|| 2005-11-17 21:43|| Front Page Top

#29 Hurry up! Form the ring, immediately! The President will bring you food and water, and EACH of you will get a pony!

Posted by Bobby 2005-11-17 21:45|| 2005-11-17 21:45|| Front Page Top

#30 Wow! Maybe we can get the crowd to do a WAVE or two. Maybe start from one place and work both directions.

Or the Hokey Pokey.

Or Allemande Left.

Hey, the possibilities are endless. Then, when you get bored, there is always Ma Deuce or hollow points.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-11-17 22:33|| 2005-11-17 22:33|| Front Page Top

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