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Michael Jackson Caught Using Ladies Restroom
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Posted by Fred 2005-11-16 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [343 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Where else should a duche bag go?
Posted by Captain America 2005-11-16 03:55||   2005-11-16 03:55|| Front Page Top

#2 I know, I know, I'm giving duche bags a bad name.
Posted by Captain America 2005-11-16 03:57||   2005-11-16 03:57|| Front Page Top

#3 is he human?
Posted by anymouse">anymouse  2005-11-16 07:49||   2005-11-16 07:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, about 2,987 operations ago he was, now?
Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-11-16 08:20||   2005-11-16 08:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Better take a DNA sample. It's the only way to know for sure.
Posted by edf 2005-11-16 09:35||   2005-11-16 09:35|| Front Page Top

#6 Naturally, the only acceptable outcome to this is for Latifa to be stoned to death for seeing a "man" in the ladies restroom.
Posted by BH 2005-11-16 10:27||   2005-11-16 10:27|| Front Page Top

#7 The pop star reportedly recently bought property in the Anwaj Islands for $1.5 million.

How does he manage to do that without money?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-11-16 10:40||   2005-11-16 10:40|| Front Page Top

#8 "The King of Pop was touching up his makeup"

His make up eh! makes a change.
Posted by pihkalbadger 2005-11-16 13:30||   2005-11-16 13:30|| Front Page Top

#9 They won't let him into the little boys room.
Posted by DoDo 2005-11-16 15:03||   2005-11-16 15:03|| Front Page Top

#10 The Khaleej Times reports the King of Pop was touching up his makeup in a shopping mall women's bathroom

Glueing his nose back on? That heat in Dubai must do a number on it.
Posted by tu3031 2005-11-16 16:23||   2005-11-16 16:23|| Front Page Top

#11 You are a bad man TU, albeit a funny one.
Posted by Shipman 2005-11-16 18:02||   2005-11-16 18:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Jackson was wearing the region's traditional women's headwear, called a "Sheila."

Mr. Jackson is getting stranger and stranger. I imagine his pending, penultimate operation will be a sex change.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-11-16 22:45||   2005-11-16 22:45|| Front Page Top

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